Category: Uncle Joe
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Speaking of snow flakes …
No micro-aggression too trivial! We forget name of the philosopher who updated the biblical injunction: “Wherever two or three feminists gather, there shall be a TV crew in their midst.” Cry Racism and get the same 15 minutes of sacred victimhood. The venerable Toni Galli reports at WKOW-TV27 the latest evidence of Jim Crow Madison: “A…
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Getting it right on crime and schooling
And toxic burn pits! Are even Democrats awaking from Wokeness? Eight months is an eternity in politics. Joe Biden may yet change Democrats’ prospects in November’s mid-term elections but — like asking how many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb — they have to want to change. Two things we noticed about Uncle…
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The court of identity politics is in session
The case for Kamala! In the last thrilling episode of the Werkes, the head groundskeeper lamented that Americans are now judged by the color of their skin instead of the content of their character. It’s enough to make one identify as Guamanian. (Who will be the first Guamanian woman to trek solo to the South…
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Do American elections need UN observers?
Someone hacked this blogge! Who says bi-partisanship is dead? America has now achieved bi-partisan agreement that our elections are as crooked as one of those carrots in the TV drug commercials for Peyronie’s disease. (Poor Peyronie, we knew him well.) As he proved in Arizona last week, #45 continues to pack ‘em in, thereby proving P.T.…
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We’re too testy to start testing
Your Werkes booster blogge! To combat the Omicron variant, President Joe Biden is going to make 500 million at-home COVID-19 test kits available for free starting next month. In the rapidly evaporating spirt of Christmas just past, you can have mine. No need to thank. It’s another benefit for you platinum-level subscribers to the Werkes,…