Blaska Policy Werkes

A group of individuals, between 30 and 40 who … it felt as though they were trying, frankly, to pick a fight.” — Madison Police Chief John Patterson

  • Burning down the town for peace

    Madison’s police monitor promises to ‘f-ing burn this city down!’ It’s a political Rorschach test here in Madison WI. Irresponsible or understandable? Depends whether you’re an over-taxed home owner paying off a mortgage or a social justice warrior voting Francesca Hong next Tuesday. “I will f-ing burn this city down!” No denying: Aeiramique Glass, Madison’s…

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  • Blaska manages Madison mayor’s next press conference

    It will be boffo! A victim of burnout, the City of Madison’s crackerjack public information officer, Dylan Brogan, asked the Head Groundskeeper to stage manage Mayor Satya Rhodes Conway’s next news media conference. Glad to do it, pal! Satya, baby, yer lookin’ good! Ready to make some history? Give ’em both barrels, the full nine…

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  • Madison progressive alder calls police monitor behavior ‘outrageous’

    Alder agrees: ‘Burn this F-ing City down’ is “outrageous.” Tag Evers is no Republican. By profession he is a concert promoter. Currently in his fourth term as a City of Madison alder. Represents the affluent and very progressive Monroe/Dudgeon/Nakoma/Vilas/Regent neighborhoods on Madison’s near West side. Nice guy. Once asked me to sit down for coffee with…

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  • ‘Things are about to get bad’

    ‘Burn this city down!’ — Madison’s Independent Police Monitor Great thing about electronic message boards: they can be rewritten with a few keystrokes. Driving in at 8 this morning, CSN&Y’s “Woodstock” on the tunes, two electronic signs proclaimed that Madison’s Willy Street was open for bidness. When it’s not closed. The mob had shut it…

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  • Thank you, Mayor Satya

    Brenda Konkel says she has ‘no words.’  Blaska on the other hand, has two words: THANK YOU! Most welcome news this Tuesday morning. At daybreak this morning, the mayor of Madison WI sent in two of the surest and strongest forces of civilization — namely, police and garbage trucks — to reclaim its streets from…

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  • Blaska goes anonymous to the autonomous

    Corey Ruiz automaton zone, that is. What kind of heartless bastid would plant a yard sign in support of Madison police at the intersection of Williamson and Jenifer Streets just seven blocks from the anti-cop Corey Ruiz Autonomous Zone? All we know is the triggering sign wasn’t there when we arrived this Sunday morning and…

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Democrats lose the center

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‘Good work, Becky’

“There is a weird self-loathing going on among white liberals: … ‘I realize I’m only speaking as a white male and I acknowledge our tragic history of oppression but you left your lights on.”’ — Bill Maher