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No complaint too trivial
for Madison’s police hall monitor! We have reviewed the first four complaints adjudicated by Madison’s Office of Independent Police Monitor. The Cliff’s Notes summary: Don’t play against OIPM in Trivial Pursuit. The cases included in its still-withdrawn annual report amount to deploying the SWAT team over an expired parking meter. First, a word about the 70-page annual report issued last week and then withdrawn due to the cover art depicting Madison with two state capitols. Aside from the art, produced via artificial stupidity, the body of the report is comprehensive and well written, contrary to other accounts. Ms. Aeiramique…
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More Gruff, less UniParty, please
Miss Congeniality is too taxing! “Experience, priorities, and collegiality” — them’s the criteria our favorite Sunday newspaper here in Madison WI used in endorsing candidates vying for the April 7 election in the 13 contested Dane County supervisory districts. May it please the court of public opinion, a little less collegiality, a little more fight club. Collegiality is what got the Madison school board to post referenda for $607 million in new spending. Go With the Flow is how the county faces a $31 million deficit. Kumbaya pays the Independent Police Monitor a six-figure salary to harry the police.…
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A disquisition on the amazing Dr. G
the brainiac behind Madison’s police monitor. The last thrilling episode of Madison’s favorite blogge limned the role played by the one constant in the revolving doors of Madison’s independent police monitors, he being Dr. Gregory Gelembiuk. Our favorite Madison morning newspaper quoted him as saying the merest contact with law enforcement is hurtful to the kiddies and that Madison police are picking on youngsters with darker skin 25 times more often than paler faces. Unstated in the latest police monitor’s report (far as we can ascertain) is whether they had it coming — the disprovable imputation being Madison police…
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Woke cop-bashing queen story hour
Madison had two capitols! Sometimes one CAN judge a book by its cover. According to the annual report of the city’s latest independent police monitor, Madison has not one but two capitol buildings, within blocks of each other. Sure, the monitor is only four months in town but might she have questioned the likelihood of two identical capitols? Did she even look at the damn thing (since scrubbed from its website)? Mizz Aeiramique Glass apologized (after a fashion), saying she didn’t account for “how much the skyline means to this community.” It’s not the skyline, dear lady, but credibility.…
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How the mighty have fallen!
The Badgers and Blaska are upset! As we noted a few thrilling episodes ago, before today’s tragic outcome in Portland OR, former Ohio State star Clark Kellogg on CBS picked High Point U, seeded #12, to upset our beloved Wisconsin Badger basketball team, the 5 seed in the NCAA tournament. And so they did this afternoon, 83 to 82. The fake news New York Times correctly predicted that “Wisconsin popped up as the most vulnerable potential top-five seed.” Wisconsin had won nine games against the toughest teams, the so-called Quad One teams (out of four Quads). High Point hadn’t so much as played a…
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Patronize someone else!
Democrats still pursue identity politics — aka racism. As we were saying about phonies, and the spotting thereof, Democrats are determined to dress up their grievance studies graduates in Carhartt and Dickies, the better to gull Dick Loudon’s rustic backwoodsmen — Larry, brother Daryl, and the other brother Daryl — into voting for microwavable socialism and nondenominational drag queen story hour. A few thrilling episodes ago, we observed that Rebecca Cooke can trudge through all the low-ceiling, red barns she wants, but the challenger to incumbent U.S. Rep. Derrick Van Orden in western Wisconsin is still a professional Democrat;…
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“He never let a pack of garlic go for free. 50 cents. Every time. You would think even the mayor could get some free garlic. Nope. Fifty Cents!” — Muslim mayor of Dearborn Heights MI about fast food clerk who smashed into Jewish synagogue.
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“Media: No motive yet In attack on Jewish synagogue by radical Muslim.” — Babylon Bee