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Blaska Policy Werkes

“Back in my day, we made our own Halloween costumes.” — Ed Gein

  • Meeka’s people claim their first pelt

    Mayor Satya bows out! Satya Rhodes Conway announced today that she is withdrawing as a candidate for re-election as mayor of Madison WI. Too bad, because her surrender will embolden social justice warriors; they will claim her scalp as their prize. Forget, for a moment, Satya’s rapid bus system. (The jury is still out.) Her…

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  • Police monitor’s crazies ‘weaponized race’

    Council president calls out profligate use of the race card. The indentured servants remain gobsmacked that 14 of the 20 Madison WI alders had the fortitude to endure 7½ hours of screaming, F-bombing, and threats from the city’s well organized and terminally Woke social justice warriors. The 14 alders overcame the hollow accusations of racism,…

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  • Madison chooses sanity

    Firing the police monitor is only Round 1! Before 14 of Madison’s 20 alders voted to fire its disputatious police monitor early Wednesday morning 10-21-26, Aeiramique Glass hired an attorney to re-litigate the death of Tony Terrell Robinson Jr. Eleven years later! After the case had been investigated by the WI Department of Justice and…

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  • Police monitor oversight board wants $40,000 to sue the City of Madison

    to save Aeiramique Glass’s job! Well this takes the cake! The Police Civilian Oversight Board (PCOB) wants city taxpayers to pay up to $40,000 to hire its own attorney to fight alders who want to fire interim Independent Police Monitor Aeiramique Glass. Yeah, it’s the City of Madison v the City of Madison. Dickens’ Jarndyce…

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  • Fire Madison’s police monitor

    Register and/or speak up Tuesday, Oct. 20! You know the social justice warriors like the guy pictured below will pack the Common Council 6:30 p.m. Tuesday, October 20 to support Madison’s wayward police monitor. They’re actually busing people to the Council. (Call security!) Counter their nonsense. Access the meeting page here to register or speak…

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  • Can you believe it? !!!

    Thanks, Brewers, Wisconsin needed that! Got to admit, the indentured servants questioned their faith when Los Angeles superstar Shohei Ohtani — the $700 million man — snapped out of his slumber and jacked a no-doubter into the stands at Dodger Stadium for a 4 to 0 lead in the second inning last night. Like Linus,…

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Zohran Mamdani’s moral obscenity

“Hamas didn’t just kill its victims in pursuit of a strategic objective. It tormented and slaughtered them like an army of serial killers who delight in the suffering of their victims. Corpses of Israeli women were described by one coroner as “shot in the crotch, intimate parts, vagina, or were shot in the breast.” Others appeared to have been raped so violently that their pelvises were broken. Parents were killed in front of their children; children were murdered in their beds. …

“It is obscene because, whatever else you may think of the war in Gaza, on the eve of Oct. 7 the border of Israel and Gaza was governed by a cease-fire. It was Hamas that chose to kick off the violence, just as the Japanese did in 1941 with the attack on Pearl Harbor.  …

“It is obscene because Hamas’s intentions toward Israel really are genocidal. ….

“Finally, it is obscene because Mamdani is the mayor for about one million Jewish New Yorkers … who deserve better on a day of grief than to be offered the equivalent of an “All Lives Matter” homily.”  —Bret Stephens, NY Times


She had it coming?

After the President called Marjorie Taylor Greene a “traitor,” of the torrent of threats that followed, one stood out. It was aimed at her son.

Ms. Greene reached out to Mr. Trump, hoping for compassion from a president she had stood by for years. She forwarded copies of the threats to him, hoping that seeing the threats against her family would be enough to tone down the attacks.

She got a five-word reply from President Trump: “Your fault, you deserve it.” — New York Times


“Could this be a wave that takes the House, or a tsunami that takes the Senate, or an asteroid that just cleans out the party?” asked Matthew Bartlett, a Republican strategist and former Trump appointee. “We will see, but the polling and the feelings — nothing is good right now.” — Wall Street Journal 10-10-26


Today’s Laff Riot!

France insists that what is happening there these days is not a riot. The “Riot” appellation can only be used if it is from the Riot (“ree-OTE”) region. What is happening is properly called a sparkling social discontent.


A vintage black and white photo of Bob Uecker as a young baseball player on the left, alongside a color photo of him smiling in his later years on the right, with text displaying his name and years 1934-2025.

Fox Sports analysts pick Dodgers to win Game 5.