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We’ve done the agony, how about a little ecstasy?
After 69 years, aren’t we due? Don’t know how much more of this we can take. (Who is this “We” you keep referencing, Blaska?) (“We” is the indentured servants at the Stately Manor.) Trying to will Milwaukee’s baseball team to victory for our first World Series victory since 1957 so why are our carnival barkers…
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Be not afraid, Madison
“They shudda stopped them at Munich; they was just askin’ for trouble.” — Clemenza The .20 gauge pump-action shotgun lay on my office desk, fully loaded. Freedom Inc. and kindred social justice warriors were F-bombing the personal homes of the school board president, the head of the P&FC, and even the sheriff in their bid…
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Meeka’s people claim their first pelt
Mayor Satya bows out! Satya Rhodes Conway announced today that she is withdrawing as a candidate for re-election as mayor of Madison WI. Too bad, because her surrender will embolden social justice warriors; they will claim her scalp as their prize. Forget, for a moment, Satya’s rapid bus system. (The jury is still out.) Her…
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Police monitor’s crazies ‘weaponized race’
Council president calls out profligate use of the race card. The indentured servants remain gobsmacked that 14 of the 20 Madison WI alders had the fortitude to endure 7½ hours of screaming, F-bombing, and threats from the city’s well organized and terminally Woke social justice warriors. The 14 alders overcame the hollow accusations of racism,…
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Madison chooses sanity
Firing the police monitor is only Round 1! Before 14 of Madison’s 20 alders voted to fire its disputatious police monitor early Wednesday morning 10-21-26, Aeiramique Glass hired an attorney to re-litigate the death of Tony Terrell Robinson Jr. Eleven years later! After the case had been investigated by the WI Department of Justice and…
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Police monitor oversight board wants $40,000 to sue the City of Madison
to save Aeiramique Glass’s job! Well this takes the cake! The Police Civilian Oversight Board (PCOB) wants city taxpayers to pay up to $40,000 to hire its own attorney to fight alders who want to fire interim Independent Police Monitor Aeiramique Glass. Yeah, it’s the City of Madison v the City of Madison. Dickens’ Jarndyce…
Blaska Policy Werkes
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Relentless Brewers edge closer to World Series glory
“Ueck has two statues at the park: one outside where fans leave empty beer cans as tribute, and another inside, in the thin air of the upper deck, a nod to those Miller Lite commercials in which Ueck got marooned in the nosebleeds. This was Ueck’s ball club as much as anyone’s. Yount underlined it before for Game 1, when he walked out for the first pitch wearing one of Uecker’s glorious car-salesman plaid blazers.” — Jason Gay, Wall Street Journal
Today’s Laff Riot!
Just saw a kid with a shirt that says “2/3 of the earth is covered with water. The other third is covered by Sal Frelich.”
Fox Sports analysts pick Dodgers to win Game 5.