Blaska Policy Werkes

"I’m working with ya on this thing here.” — Jerry Lundegaard, new car sales manager

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  • Our politics is more stupid than …

    “An eye for an eye makes both people blind.” — Sen. John Neely Kennedy, R-Louisiana. The indentured servants run to the flickering b&w Philco like it is spitting casino coins whenever is heard the honeyed tones of Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy. (We watch more C-Span these days because we like our Metamucil straight from the cow.) You can smell the corn meal frying in the lard when Senator Kennedy speaks. He’s today’s Mark Twain, Will Rogers, and Bill Maher but with committee chairmanships. Senator Kennedy is out with a book — the title alone demands its New York Times…

    Read it and Weep!


  • The definition of madness

    … is expecting different results. We have been approached by neighbors here in Madison WI — this time not with a cease and desist order. They’re seeking advice, strategies, or black helicopter ops in the cause of reversing the referenda authorizing our schools to blow by state spending limits by an additional $607 million. Best we can counsel is: quit voting for progressives. School board put the referenda on the 2024 Fall ballot; you voted for the resulting average 11.2% hike in property taxes and for all seven members. As with Jacob Marley, these are the chains you forged…

    Read it and Weep!


  • Robin Vos never subscribed to the Big Lie

    The Speaker believed responsible conservatism wins elections. Not many Assembly speakers have cut so wide a swath as Robin Vos or engendered so much bilious spite — from members of his own Republican party. A record 14 years leading the majority party is itself historic, especially considering that my Republicans are less disciplined than feral cats on catnip. Republicans (too many self-employed small business people) just don’t fall in line like the community organizers in the other party. Case in point: Joe Biden taps Kamala Harris as his successor and Democrats take a knee.  Speaker Vos, for just the…

    Read it and Weep!


  • A little tough talk, in plain English

    Give war a chance. Blaska has offered the Wisconsin State Journal, our favorite Madison morning daily newspaper (except for Mondays), his unique and under-appreciated talents to write an opinion column. Awaiting a response from whoever is its current editor. (They come and they go more frequently than Peruvian presidents.) If our price ($500 a pop) is too rich for your blood, make a counter-offer. As Jerry Lundegaard said in Fargo, “I’m working with ya on this thing here.” It could be our prose is too (how shall we say) “vivid” for the timorous. Blaska admits a stylistic debt to…

    Read it and Weep!


  • UW-Madison invited a Republican!

    O.K., he wasn’t exactly MAGA. Father was driving up East Washington Avenue while the little kid in back thought he would explode as the imposing State Capitol loomed ever larger through the windshield like a vision from the Wizard of Oz. How great must be this thing called “Gummint!” If Wisconsin were to build its state capitol today, from scratch, what would it look like? Doubtful anyone would attempt the inspiring Beaux Arts monument to democracy, built between 1903 and 1917. Hellz bellz, even the Catholic churches built these days are light on statutes, glittering mosaics and soaring arches. Where’s…

    Read it and Weep!


  • Whistle a stupid tune

    Madison goes all Minneapolis on immigration. Where is an unmarked police car not unmarked? In Madison WI. Where are undercover plain-clothed officers clearly marked as the constabulary? Here in Progressive Madison WI. Where can scofflaws speed off into the sunset unmolested? In Defund the Cops Madison WI — at least until unfettered police in nearby Monona track them down. Virtue signaling like a sinking sailor doing semaphore, Madison’s police chief — appointed by Mayor Satya — is ordering placards be placed in the windshields of otherwise unmarked police vehicles. The signage will read “Madison Police” — in English AND…

    Read it and Weep!




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Finally, charges

The vice president of the Madison school board and the CEO of non-profit Urban Triage were charged with misdemeanors on Thursday.

Maia Pearson and Brandi Grayson are both charged with resisting or obstructing an officer and disorderly conduct, online court records show. Both made initial court appearances Thursday morning and were given signature bonds.

The charges stem from a December 2025 incident outside a theater in downtown Madison. Police said Pearson drove over cones into a loading zone and caused a disturbance. She and Grayson allegedly refused to exit the vehicle and had to be removed by officers. — Channel 3000 News


Robin Vos, Speaker of the WI Assembly, announces today he is not seeking re-election to the legislature.


Today’s Laff Riot!

Anyone else think next we see Nancy Guthrie, she’ll be wearing a beret and holding an AR-15 in a bank hold-up?