Blaska Policy Werkes

“Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities.” — Voltaire

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  • No president should run elections

    They already have too much power. Excuse us, Mr. President. Hate to correct you in front of the cameras here in the Oval Office. You just said “states are agents of the federal government.” No, Mr. President, they are not.  In these United States, states have sovereignty over their spheres of influence. The Tenth Amendment

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  • Showing you on the dolly

    where Mr. T is hurting real Republicans! Blaska has been asked to show on the little dolly where the mean man hurt him. We expected blowback after the last thrilling episode (“Keeping an uncivil tongue”). Poke the MAGA nest and expect frenzied stinging from reverse Trump Derangement Sufferers. We answered platinum subscriber “Madison expat” with

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  • Keeping an uncivil tongue

    When others go low, he goes for the family jewels. President Trump says he is bypassing this year’s Super Bowl being played on the West Coast — too far to go, says the man on Air Force One. A shame because even violent sports like football demand fair play. The Seattle Seahawks likely will start Tariq

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  • Look out for journalists

    Sometimes they take the law into their own hands! At the age of 7, Blaska became the editor and publisher of The Blaskie Paper, the leading journal of BugTown. A map of the imaginary country resembled the platbook’s rectangular delineation of our farm east of Sun Prairie WI.  The publication took its name from the

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  • We’re hanging with Hong

    Our best hope to elect a Republican governor! We gave up on the Badger basketballers Wednesday night. They were down 35 to 15 when we switched off the 13-inch b&w Philco (SORCERY!) shortly before half time. We missed “fifth-year guard” Nick Boyd draining a two-pointer with one second before intermission. Our men in shorts continued

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  • Tom Tiffany was made an offer he can’t refuse

    Do this service for your Don(ald). Congratulations to Tom Tiffany for getting Donald Trump’s endorsement for Wisconsin governor. Condolences to Tom Tiffany for getting Donald Trump’s endorsement for Wisconsin governor.  A two-edged sword with no handle. Trump’s blessing will help the northern WI congressman win the Republican nomination. But he was always going to beat

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