Aerial view of a baseball home plate with a catcher positioned behind it, wearing a mask and gear, and a bat lying on the ground.
At last!

Blaska Policy Werkes

“Sports are one of our last great connectors, a bastion of humanity in a world full of screens and silos” — NY Times

  • Battling for a political party’s soul

    Pilloried for calling out her party’s anti-semitic hate. Haley Stevens is on the side of the angels, Republicans are saying, while Liz Cheney remains condemned to perdition. Democrats reverse the polarity. Could be both were trying to save their political parties on the eve of their destruction. (🎶 Even the Jordan river has bodies floatin’.…

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  • Bullhorns blow progressive baloney

    Thanks for reminding why we are Republicans! If Blaska were not already a Republican, the idiots picketing Tom Tiffany’s campaign appearance this Sunday 11-01-26 in Madison would make him one. A gaggle of bullhorn blowers chanted their rhyming slogans at volume 11 outside his event as if such juvenilia made the case for anything other…

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  • ‘No response’ insults persuadable voters

    ‘Go and make disciples.’ — Matthew 18:19-20 There are several reasons why Republicans are projected to lose the Wisconsin Senate next Tuesday, besides the reckless elephant in the room, which we’ll get to later. Not answering candidate questionnaires might not even be the most important. But it is one of them. We continue to be…

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  • The Brewers have us over the moon!

    All of Wisconsin is sitting in the front row! Wisconsin needed that. The Milwaukee Brewers won their first World Series after coming so close too long ago — 1982. The city and state’s first baseball championship since the 1957 Braves (for you history buffs). Church bells rang in Milwaukee Wednesday night 10-28-26. Shouts of jubilation…

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  • We’ve done the agony, how about a little ecstasy?

    After 69 years, aren’t we due? Don’t know how much more of this we can take. (Who is this “We” you keep referencing, Blaska?) (“We” is the indentured servants at the Stately Manor.) Trying to will Milwaukee’s baseball team to victory for our first World Series victory since 1957 so why are our carnival barkers…

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  • Be not afraid, Madison

    “They shudda stopped them at Munich; they was just askin’ for trouble.” — Clemenza The .20 gauge pump-action shotgun lay on my office desk, fully loaded. Freedom Inc. and kindred social justice warriors were F-bombing the personal homes of the school board president, the head of the P&FC, and even the sheriff in their bid…

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What a parade!

750,000 fans! Maybe the largest gathering in state history!

“This was the happiest human traffic jam in the city’s history.” (Quote)

Manager Pat Murphy, age 67, brought up the rear of the parade sitting on a lawn chair with his young kids. It was a long parade. “I had to pee.”

Robin Yount, just like he did at a rally after the parade in 1982, rode in on a motorcycle. It was Bob Uecker’s Harley-Davidson.

“We love the people; [Jake Bauers] loves the people. We love the people and we’re drinking with the people.” — Sal Frelick

Today’s Laff Riot!

Perfect beer catch by The Miz (beer can thrown at 25 mph)

“I’m going to have a beer for every single person here; I’m going to have 100,000 beers!” — Sal Frelick