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‘No response’ insults persuadable voters
‘Go and make disciples.’ — Matthew 18:19-20 There are several reasons why Republicans are projected to lose the Wisconsin Senate next Tuesday, besides the reckless elephant in the room, which we’ll get to later. Not answering candidate questionnaires might not even be the most important. But it is one of them. We continue to be…
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The Brewers have us over the moon!
All of Wisconsin is sitting in the front row! Wisconsin needed that. The Milwaukee Brewers won their first World Series after coming so close too long ago — 1982. The city and state’s first baseball championship since the 1957 Braves (for you history buffs). Church bells rang in Milwaukee Wednesday night 10-28-26. Shouts of jubilation…
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We’ve done the agony, how about a little ecstasy?
After 69 years, aren’t we due? Don’t know how much more of this we can take. (Who is this “We” you keep referencing, Blaska?) (“We” is the indentured servants at the Stately Manor.) Trying to will Milwaukee’s baseball team to victory for our first World Series victory since 1957 so why are our carnival barkers…
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Be not afraid, Madison
“They shudda stopped them at Munich; they was just askin’ for trouble.” — Clemenza The .20 gauge pump-action shotgun lay on my office desk, fully loaded. Freedom Inc. and kindred social justice warriors were F-bombing the personal homes of the school board president, the head of the P&FC, and even the sheriff in their bid…
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Meeka’s people claim their first pelt
Mayor Satya bows out! Satya Rhodes Conway announced today that she is withdrawing as a candidate for re-election as mayor of Madison WI. Too bad, because her surrender will embolden social justice warriors; they will claim her scalp as their prize. Forget, for a moment, Satya’s rapid bus system. (The jury is still out.) Her…
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Police monitor’s crazies ‘weaponized race’
Council president calls out profligate use of the race card. The indentured servants remain gobsmacked that 14 of the 20 Madison WI alders had the fortitude to endure 7½ hours of screaming, F-bombing, and threats from the city’s well organized and terminally Woke social justice warriors. The 14 alders overcame the hollow accusations of racism,…
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What a parade!
750,000 fans! Maybe the largest gathering in state history!
“This was the happiest human traffic jam in the city’s history.” (Quote)
Manager Pat Murphy, age 67, brought up the rear of the parade sitting on a lawn chair with his young kids. It was a long parade. “I had to pee.”
Robin Yount, just like he did at a rally after the parade in 1982, rode in on a motorcycle. It was Bob Uecker’s Harley-Davidson.
“We love the people; [Jake Bauers] loves the people. We love the people and we’re drinking with the people.” — Sal Frelick
Today’s Laff Riot!
Perfect beer catch by The Miz (beer can thrown at 25 mph)
“I’m going to have a beer for every single person here; I’m going to have 100,000 beers!” — Sal Frelick