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Blaska Policy Werkes

A traveling soccer fan said: “If you want to hate America, watch the news. If you want to love America, visit it.” 

  • New jail is already over-crowded

    and it’s still under construction! Did we warn you? Did we tell our Platinum Subscribers that the anti-cop progressives who run Dane County were making a big mistake? Didn’t we say they were building a new jail that would be too small on Day One? Which is where we’re at.  Dane County taxpayers are spending…

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  • Elizabeth Warren’s hunka hunka burnin’ love!

    Are oysters aphrodesiacs? So much for celebrity endorsements in politics. An A-list of progressive panjandrums are scurrying to scrub evidence of having endorsed the candidacy of a former obscurity named Graham Platner, who now will sleep with the oysters. It is not despite but because of the assurances of the likes of Ro Khanna, Bernie…

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  • Some of us still love America

    and don’t think (un)democratic socialists have to ‘remake’ it! My father was born on Independence Day, as were two of his sisters in a family of nine farm children in the Town of Sun Prairie WI. He was proud of that. When Kodak set about to assemble Americans born on the Fourth of July for…

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  • Darn the torpedoes!

    Democrats fear fighting pro-Hamas socialists for their party’s soul! A certain former mayor of Madison once endorsed Blaska for Madison school board. Despite such apostasy, Democrat(ic) aspirants continue to seek His Former Honor’s blessing. Well, at least one of them. Mayor Dave is going with Sarah Rodriquez, the current lieutenant governor, in the August 11…

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  • Democrats are fighting their own intifada

    Their bolshies are not tolerant people! Like always, we’ll gorge on bratwursts and beer this Saturday July 4, no matter the temperature. The only question is whether we will fire up that orange bug of a tractor, our 1950 Allis Chalmers G, for the Orchard Ridge neighborhood parade again this year.  Should do something special,…

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  • Democrats are now, officially, the party of socialism

    Socialism is to communism as simmer is to boil. If America is in crisis (and when is it not?), it has little to do with the price of hamburger, the Straits of Hormuz, or algae in the reflecting pool. Our biggest threat is the surrender of a major political party to intolerant, enterprise-sapping socialists. This…

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“Platner’s top strategist, Dan Moraff, who travels the country trying to recruit left-wing, working-class candidates, didn’t want to spring for a thorough background check.” — Michelle Goldberg at the NY Times, who admits she bought in, too.

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