John Sloane “The ‘Dog Days of Summer“

Blaska Policy Werkes

"I lived through the years of peak Woke; it was a McCarthyite experience." — Ross Douthat

  • Damn, David Crowley is likable!

    In contrast to the Maoist, Hong. Blaska is not a professional Republican. Pays his dues but feeds at his own trough. We admire a good play even when it beats our team. So we can say this: David Crowley will be tough to beat, don’t let anyone kid you. Seems like a natural (if you…

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  • There will be no Democrat kumbaya in Wisconsin

    Crowley’s comeback for the ages gives Democrats a real chance. WOW! Just WOW! No one saw Hong/Crowley turning out this close! Looks like the Democrat(ic) party’s establishment stepped in like adults at the high school kegger to assure that Democrats fielded a candidate capable of beating Tom Tiffany. With David Crowley’s comeback for the ages,…

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  • We sense a political Hong-over!

    Democrats are clinking their worry beads. Blaska puts his money where his mouth is, albeit, not proportionately. (We’re not LOADED!) We put one whole dollar down on a bet that Francesca Hong gets 39.5 percent of the vote Tuesday 08-11-26 in the Democrat(ic) primary for governor. Enough to edge out (with a plurality) a too-little, too-late…

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  • Despite the fires, blockades, and intimidation — Corey Ruiz zone was ‘largely peaceful’

    Defund the Police mob doesn’t want details. Should have known better. The Head Groundskeeper asked our favorite morning Madison newspaper to commend the mayor for shutting down the lawless Corey Ruiz Autonomous Zone. Still waiting. Instead, newspaper editor Kelly Lecker almost revels in her editorial cowardice, bragging that her newspaper refused to even publish photographs…

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  • Burning down the town for peace

    Madison’s police monitor promises to ‘f-ing burn this city down!’ It’s a political Rorschach test here in Madison WI. Irresponsible or understandable? Depends whether you’re an over-taxed home owner paying off a mortgage or a social justice warrior voting Francesca Hong next Tuesday. “I will f-ing burn this city down!” No denying: Aeiramique Glass, Madison’s…

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  • Blaska manages Madison mayor’s next press conference

    It will be boffo! A victim of burnout, the City of Madison’s crackerjack public information officer, Dylan Brogan, asked the Head Groundskeeper to stage manage Mayor Satya Rhodes Conway’s next news media conference. Glad to do it, pal! Satya, baby, yer lookin’ good! Ready to make some history? Give ’em both barrels, the full nine…

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The Hong-over

“Francesca Hong lost the Chardonnay liberals by screaming through that megaphone after the police shooting, and BLM sealed the deal by screaming in their faces during their wine dinner at the Capitol.

“Turns out that affluent white liberals just wanted to put coexist bumper stickers on their cars and pretend they’re the good people, not have it ruin their concert.” — Jessica McBride, Right Wisconsin

“This election wasn’t rigged on election night; it was rigged for nearly a full year before any votes were ever cast. The Democratic Party of Wisconsin used blackmail, bribery, and every other trick it could muster to ensure that Barnes and Hong never had a chance at winning the party’s nomination.” — Dan O’Donnell, Heartland Post

Today’s Laff Riot!

Look on the bright side! Thanksgiving won’t be canceled this year after all!