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Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a fook
Yes, we eat with this mouth! We need a color-coded spreadsheet to sort out our bad habits. Mozart was a child prodigy at the pianoforte. Some kids are chess grandmasters. From an early age, young Blaska swore like a Marine stubbing his bare toe on a cactus. Adults marveled at the tyke’s ability to turn…
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Blaska would like his party back
Revenge of the RINOs! This week the President of the United States vowed to extinguish “a whole civilization” — language used by no wartime President — not even Richard Nixon jabbering to the portraits hanging in the White House, scotch in hand, during Watergate. Peggy Noonan calls Trump’s tweet, “the language of sociopathy.” This RINO…
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Waukesha County is RINO country
Republicans are losing nationwide! Three days after an abortion-without-limits lobbyist won election, we’re thinking even Trump-Only Republicans (RITOs) should welcome back into the party a few more RINOs like Brian Hagedorn on Wisconsin’s supposedly non-partisan Supreme Court. Hagedorn, former chief counsel for Gov. Scott Walker, incurred the enmity of MAGA world when he cast the…
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Surrender, Dorothy! The UniParty won
Preparing for our blindfolds! We’re holed up in a crevasse awaiting rescue after Tuesday’s non-partisan (Yeah! RIGHT!) election results. The few of us who vote conservative are lying low, tapping out Morse code with a spoon, looking to the skies for salvation, whether in the form of US Air Force HH-60W combat rescue helicopters or divine…
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The anti-education Democrats
protect the government monopoly. While West Germany was building Mercedes, Porsches, and VW bugs, the Communists on the other side of the Iron Curtain built the Trabant. The automobile “smoked like an Iraqi oil fire and cost a year’s wages,” as one wag had it. No turn signals, no seat belts, no fuel gauge —…
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Vote ’em out! Vote ’em all out!
Business as usual isn’t working! Let’s make this simple, O.K.? Election day is tomorrow, Tuesday April 7 — a day that will LIVE in infamy. Some of you may not have voted yet; many of you never vote in a Spring election. That’s what the UniParty is counting on. They have their lists, they know…
Blaska Policy Werkes
Artemis II "turned all of us into children at camp, lying supine and looking up at the stars, thinking very big thoughts." NY Times 04-12-26
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San Francisco sobers up from progressivism
“Democratic rule, particularly at the local level, has been marked by a rise in public disorder not just in San Francisco but also in progressive bastions nationwide. It’s one reason the Democratic party is less popular than President Trump, ICE, and artificial intelligence.” — New York Times 04-13-26
Today’s Laff Riot!
“Media: No motive yet In attack on Jewish synagogue by radical Muslim.” — Babylon Bee