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Sarah is not normal
All hail Wisconsin’s Greta Thunberg! Platinum subscribers worried about the Head Groundskeeper’s mental health after the April 7 election shellacking can be reassured. Long walks in the UW Arboretum seem to be helping. We’re eating solid food again and Blaska is allowed to be near sharp objects (but not CNN). We’re actually optimistic about Republican…
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Sacrilegious, blasphemous, and just bad politics
Donald Trump, heal thyself! At the Big Bang of Beatlemania, an awed John Lennon remarked “We’re more popular than Jesus.” For certain, the Fab Four sold more vinyl than the Messiah but they did not have mid-term elections to worry about like Donald Trump. As the most self-destructive president since Richard Nixon, this may be…
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Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a fook
Yes, we eat with this mouth! We need a color-coded spreadsheet to sort out our bad habits. Mozart was a child prodigy at the pianoforte. Some kids are chess grandmasters. From an early age, young Blaska swore like a Marine stubbing his bare toe on a cactus. Adults marveled at the tyke’s ability to turn…
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Blaska would like his party back
Revenge of the RINOs! This week the President of the United States vowed to extinguish “a whole civilization” — language used by no wartime President — not even Richard Nixon jabbering to the portraits hanging in the White House, scotch in hand, during Watergate. Peggy Noonan calls Trump’s tweet, “the language of sociopathy.” This RINO…
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Waukesha County is RINO country
Republicans are losing nationwide! Three days after an abortion-without-limits lobbyist won election, we’re thinking even Trump-Only Republicans (RITOs) should welcome back into the party a few more RINOs like Brian Hagedorn on Wisconsin’s supposedly non-partisan Supreme Court. Hagedorn, former chief counsel for Gov. Scott Walker, incurred the enmity of MAGA world when he cast the…
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Surrender, Dorothy! The UniParty won
Preparing for our blindfolds! We’re holed up in a crevasse awaiting rescue after Tuesday’s non-partisan (Yeah! RIGHT!) election results. The few of us who vote conservative are lying low, tapping out Morse code with a spoon, looking to the skies for salvation, whether in the form of US Air Force HH-60W combat rescue helicopters or divine…
Blaska Policy Werkes
Artemis II "turned all of us into children at camp, lying supine and looking up at the stars, thinking very big thoughts." NY Times 04-12-26
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San Francisco sobers up from progressivism
“Democratic rule, particularly at the local level, has been marked by a rise in public disorder not just in San Francisco but also in progressive bastions nationwide. It’s one reason the Democratic party is less popular than President Trump, ICE, and artificial intelligence.” — New York Times 04-13-26
Today’s Laff Riot!
“Media: No motive yet In attack on Jewish synagogue by radical Muslim.” — Babylon Bee