John Sloane “The ‘Dog Days of Summer“

Blaska Policy Werkes

"I lived through the years of peak Woke; it was a McCarthyite experience." — Ross Douthat

  • THE SYTEM is always letting people down

    Where is the justice for resisting arrest? The angel wings superimposed on the projected image of Corey Ruiz at his funeral Friday 08-14-26 may have been a little over the top but this is where some slack gets cut. [ADDED content:] There are no stolen bikes in heaven. We’re willing to accede to Sister Helen…

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  • Damn, David Crowley is likable!

    In contrast to the Maoist, Hong. Blaska is not a professional Republican. Pays his dues but feeds at his own trough. We admire a good play even when it beats our team. So we can say this: David Crowley will be tough to beat, don’t let anyone kid you. Seems like a natural (if you…

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  • There will be no Democrat kumbaya in Wisconsin

    Crowley’s comeback for the ages gives Democrats a real chance. WOW! Just WOW! No one saw Hong/Crowley turning out this close! Looks like the Democrat(ic) party’s establishment stepped in like adults at the high school kegger to assure that Democrats fielded a candidate capable of beating Tom Tiffany. With David Crowley’s comeback for the ages,…

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  • We sense a political Hong-over!

    Democrats are clinking their worry beads. Blaska puts his money where his mouth is, albeit, not proportionately. (We’re not LOADED!) We put one whole dollar down on a bet that Francesca Hong gets 39.5 percent of the vote Tuesday 08-11-26 in the Democrat(ic) primary for governor. Enough to edge out (with a plurality) a too-little, too-late…

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  • Despite the fires, blockades, and intimidation — Corey Ruiz zone was ‘largely peaceful’

    Defund the Police mob doesn’t want details. Should have known better. The Head Groundskeeper asked our favorite morning Madison newspaper to commend the mayor for shutting down the lawless Corey Ruiz Autonomous Zone. Still waiting. Instead, newspaper editor Kelly Lecker almost revels in her editorial cowardice, bragging that her newspaper refused to even publish photographs…

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  • Burning down the town for peace

    Madison’s police monitor promises to ‘f-ing burn this city down!’ It’s a political Rorschach test here in Madison WI. Irresponsible or understandable? Depends whether you’re an over-taxed home owner paying off a mortgage or a social justice warrior voting Francesca Hong next Tuesday. “I will f-ing burn this city down!” No denying: Aeiramique Glass, Madison’s…

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Closing the WI State Fair

“Here we go again with the unruly street apes. Yeah, I called them street apes because that is what they are acting like. Who in the world is raising these people? … Time to call it what it is; they’re acting like animals. Look at them! That looks like a scene from Mutual of Omaha’s Wild Kingdom.” — Mark Keith Robinson

Monona Police Chief Chaney defends pursuit

Our expectations in Monona are pretty straightforward.

Don’t burglarize homes or businesses in Monona.

Don’t commit violent crimes in Monona.

Don’t drive recklessly through Monona.

And when a Monona police officer lawfully directs you to stop, STOP.

We have a community that supports its police department, holds us accountable when we need to be held accountable and gives us credit when we earn it.

— Chief Brian Chaney

Today’s Laff Riot!

Look on the bright side! Thanksgiving won’t be canceled this year after all!