Blaska Policy Werkes

“Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities.” — Voltaire

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  • We’re hanging with Hong

    Our best hope to elect a Republican governor! We gave up on the Badger basketballers Wednesday night. They were down 35 to 15 when we switched off the 13-inch b&w Philco (SORCERY!) shortly before half time. We missed “fifth-year guard” Nick Boyd draining a two-pointer with one second before intermission. Our men in shorts continued

    Read it and Weep!


  • Tom Tiffany was made an offer he can’t refuse

    Do this service for your Don(ald). Congratulations to Tom Tiffany for getting Donald Trump’s endorsement for Wisconsin governor. Condolences to Tom Tiffany for getting Donald Trump’s endorsement for Wisconsin governor.  A two-edged sword with no handle. Trump’s blessing will help the northern WI congressman win the Republican nomination. But he was always going to beat

    Read it and Weep!


  • Can’t anyone get immigration right?

    Neither side is doing its cause any favors. One could blame Joe Biden for Minneapolis just as much as the Gregory Bovino/Proud Boy wing of the Republican party. The question posed by liberals of a certain age over dense books and fine wine Monday evening on Madison’s west side was this: What was the former

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  • Enemies! They’re everywhere!

    No more kringle at the White House mess! [EDITORS NOTE: Today’s installment is the work of an aggrieved and ill-tempered platinum subscriber, the result of an out-of-court court settlement forced on the notorious RINO who normally writes this blogge.] by Manfred A.G. Angleturn, Facebook keyboard warrior Who else could have outed perfidious Canada as our

    Read it and Weep!


  • There ain’t no ‘UniParty’ in Madison, you fascist!

    Don’t believe your lyin’ eyes! Back when Ali Muldrow was still speaking to us, shortly after defeating Blaska for Madison school board, she invited her vanquished opponent to dine with her at an isthmus boîte frequented by other socialists like John Nichols and Mayor Satya’s chief of staff. Ali, a young black woman, seemed genuinely

    Read it and Weep!


  • The good guys can win, after all!

    Thanks, Hoosiers, we needed that! There is a spring in our step this frigid Wisconsin morning. An America aching to its soul wanted Indiana to win their game Monday night 01-19-26, needed the Hoosiers to be crowned the champions of college football, and they did it! The gods must not be angry, after all. All-American

    Read it and Weep!




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Denmark offers Trump ownership of Assisted Memory Care condo in Greenland.