Someone hacked this blogge!
Who says bi-partisanship is dead? America has now achieved bi-partisan agreement that our elections are as crooked as one of those carrots in the TV drug commercials for Peyronie’s disease. (Poor Peyronie, we knew him well.)
As he proved in Arizona last week, #45 continues to pack ‘em in, thereby proving P.T. Barnum’s dictum in Federalist #4 about the reproduction rate of fools. The Oath Keepers’ defense is that they were only following Dear Leader’s orders when they stormed the Capitol. Jawohl! (Everybody knows it was FBI agents disguised as Antifa! Anyway, everyone stayed within the rope lines.)
Democrats forget the kristallnacht visited upon downtown Washington D.C. at Donald Trump’s inauguration. Within weeks, Adam Schiff and Rachel Maddow were hawking the Russian collusion hoax — that Putin elected Donald Trump.
Earlier this week, President Brandon said the next election could “easily be made illegitimate” now that Chuck Schumer’s Vote Back Better is stuck to the bottom of Kyrsten Sinema’s pumps. (One more Clean-up on Aisle 7 and Jen Psaki will need a new mop.)
Social media friends prove the Constitution is as foreign to them as The Epic of Gilgamesh. They claim the document allows the violent overthrow of government whenever it ceases to guarantee freedom. (That’s what Jefferson Davis thought.)
Here in Wisconsin, Campbellsport is one of our prettier places. Our guess is that the locals sent Timothy Ranthum to Madison as a civic improvement project. The state representative charged Speaker Robin Vos with working with Hillary Clinton to allow drop boxes for voting in the next election. Robin Vos — the Republican leader who wound up Mike Gableman and sent him chattering across the political landscape like one of those false teeth gag toys!
Abbie Hoffman wrote “Steal This Book”
That’s Blaska’s next campaign slogan: “Steal this election!” The only way the head groundskeeper can win in the Emerald City. Waiting long in line to vote? Enjoy a mini bottle of orange Stoli, complements of the Blaska for Mayor campaign! Democracy in the Park is like Thanksgiving turkey. Those drop boxes could use a little stuffing! Got bear spray?
Blaska already has JFK Junior’s endorsement!
Blaska’s Bottom Line: Does El Salvador or Honduras have an equivalent of Jimmy Carter — some superannuated caudillo who managed to avoid the firing squad and now is a beloved uncle figure? Could they send the Señor north to monitor the next American election? Would it be easier to storm the White House than the Capitol? Asking for a friend.