Category Archives: Uncle Joe

Time to PANIC!

Run for your lives! Save yourselves! Now Chik-fil-A is out of sauce! We’ve always wanted to write a headline like that in our newspaper print days. Break off in mid-sentence and leave a lot of unfinished white space. Despair is … Continue reading

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Biden is virtue signaling a political prosecution of the 4 George Floyd cops

Before Chauvin is even sentenced! In our system of jurisprudence, even Mafia dons are entitled to a fair trial. The measure of true justice is taken in the difficult cases; have we preserved the rights of unpopular defendants? No Captain … Continue reading

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Tim Scott for President

Race-baiting progressives’ worst nightmare. The hard left is scared (it rhymes with) witless of Tim Scott. Because he is a black conservative. Because he is a Republican United States senator from the birthplace of the Confederacy. Because he is an … Continue reading

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‘Once a pedo …’

The best vitriol is true! A Facebook friend (let’s call him Auric) posts that President Joe Biden is a “pedo” — short for pedophile. His “proof” is a photo of his wife, a young Dr. Jill, sitting on his lap. … Continue reading

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Vaccines are here, Biden’s boy is crooked — too late for Trump

If the Roman Catholic Church can have two popes, can the U.S.A. have two presidents? But first, some lapsing synapses: Dane County/Madison Public Health has decided to follow the science and allow public schools to reopen. Private schools already are. … Continue reading

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Crazy isn’t over

If Uncle Joe makes a sound, does anyone listen? Syndicated columnist Leonard Pitts is not going to pardon us Trump voters, which is O.K., given that we don’t recall asking. “Seek reconciliation with followers of one of the most flagrantly … Continue reading

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