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There ain’t no ‘UniParty’ in Madison, you fascist!

Don’t believe your lyin’ eyes!

Back when Ali Muldrow was still speaking to us, shortly after defeating Blaska for Madison school board, she invited her vanquished opponent to dine with her at an isthmus boîte frequented by other socialists like John Nichols and Mayor Satya’s chief of staff.

Ali, a young black woman, seemed genuinely intrigued by the real live, unapologetic conservative seated across from her — as if farm-grown Blaska were an exotic specimen netted in Margaret Meade’s anthropologic butterfly net.

“Are you carrying?” she asked at a subsequent invite to her program on counter-culture radio station WORT-FM. Blaska did not object to the stereotyping: he is, after all, a Madison outlier: white, Republican (albeit a dues-paying RINO), and of the male preference. The Woke angel expressed alarm at Blaska’s response: “You don’t want to find out.”

Ali had defeated candidate Blaska on the issue of defunding school resource police officers — which she accomplished — and restoring discipline in the classroom. (She’s still opposed.) To this day, the personable progressive accuses public school teachers of racism most foul. Race-guilt is the get-out-of-jail-free card for explaining away progressive failure to diminish “disproportionate” academic achievement. The powerful teachers union (aka: Zuul, the Gatekeeper) luxuriates in white guilt; they keep endorsing the straight DEI UniParty ticket.

Which is why we were intrigued by a polemic in one of the many Left-of-Left publications hereabouts (which has the field to itself) called Tone Madison. It argues that there is no such animal as “the UniParty,” as alleged by one of its practitioners, The Capital Times. (We addressed it here.)

Disproving his own thesis

… author Scott Gordon, a co-founder of his publication, plays face up that frayed talisman of the Far Left; the race card. Capital Times publisher Paul Fanlund and former mayor Paul Soglin — both “increasingly reactionaryapostles of the UniParty theory — are “just old and racist,” Gordon condemns. (The double whammy!)

Fanlund claims that in Madison politics, “nearly all power [is] held by elected officials on the far left,” that these elected officials constitute a “controlling UniParty,” that this bloc responds to its critics primarily through ridicule and shunning, and that “moderate” voices are drowned out. None of these things are true. …

What you won’t find in any of The Cap Times‘ three January “UniParty” pieces is one single specific and verifiable example cited of a specific person doing a specific thing at a specific time that constitutes censorious behavior or shuts down debate or forces opposing voices out of public life.

Get ready for specifics, Scott! Are you forgetting the bullhorn-toting cadres of Freedom Inc. — shutting down an annual school board budget meeting? Never prosecuted. F-bombing school board president Gloria Reyes at her home, at night, where her children sleep? Brandi Grayson shutting down rush hour traffic on John Nolen Drive in the cause of racial grievance? BLM decapitating the statue of abolitionist Colonel Heg, who gave his life fighting slavery? Firebombing the city county building? Pummeling a state legislator taking pictures?

How about asking “Would bullets work?” in an attempt to stop Blaska from speaking?!

Madison WI taxpayer-financed progressive “art”

Let us count the ways

What Republican, what moderate:

• Spent taxpayer money to paint the cop as thug on the plywood covering busted windows after a Leftist riot on State Street?

• Accused a 42-ton glacial boulder of racism and demanded it be banished from campus (which, of course, it was)?

• Invited to Martin Luther King Jr. Day a keynote speaker exhorting “From the River to the Sea”? (Someday, perhaps a black job creator will be asked to speak.)

Stand and deliver:

• Name the Republican alders or school board members in Madison. There are none. Of 37 county supervisors: exactly one. 

• Name the business executives, merchants, real estate agents, or HVAC installers serving in local government. The school board is a DEI directorate.

• Former mayor Dave Cieslewicz wanted to form a moderate local political party. Name the similarly minded Democrats who signed up to join him. They exist but they’ve been mau-maued!

Shades of gray (or pink)

The Democrat(ic) party, the teachers union, the enviros, the bicycle lobby, Progressive Dane, the government employees union, Working Families, etc. endorse the same candidates. When socialist Francesca Hong twice runs unopposed as the downtown rep for state Assembly, that’s UniParty Soviet style.

Mr. Gordon proves once again that a fish doesn’t know it is wet:

It’s beyond me why Fanlund and Soglin would fixate on this when a fascist federal regime is actually trying to crush dissent by sending throngs of ICE agents to terrorize and murder people in communities across the United States.

Blaska’s Bottom Line: You lost us at “fascist,” Scott.

What names does the UniParty call YOU?

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12 responses to “There ain’t no ‘UniParty’ in Madison, you fascist!”

  1. Steve Avatar

    I could have gone many more years, Lord willing, without knowing about Tone Madison and Scott Gordon…..

  2. westsidesue Avatar
    westsidesue

    You know if you don’t become president of Greenland after this inspiring column, that their elections are also compromised. Meantime, after plodding through of all the Madison-pertinent palaver, I am soooo grateful I don’t have ANY skin in that game. The politics in that city has not moved even one tiny scintilla of a millimeter toward sanity. Praying for you all up there, and not just because of the negative temps.

  3. Kooter Avatar
    Kooter

    Sadly, Mr Gordon won’t read a bit of your post (unless you responded directly to him)– facts are inconvenient for the progressive narrative. You’d think that the Democratic party would wake up after getting shellacked last year. Instead they’re doubling down on their stupidity.

    1. Mordecai The Red Avatar
      Mordecai The Red

      Real excerpts from Gordon’s ham-fisted exercise in denial:

      ““Pretty liberal” for a fascist country only means so much.”

      “… too many people who (as I know I’ve complained before) want a public profile but are too thin-skinned to take criticism.”

      “They do not, however, provide solid specifics about the central problem they are diagnosing—as Soglin puts it, “group think, the uniparty, and crushing dissent.””

      “Who, specifically, by name, did these things that censor debate and quash dissent? What did they do? When?”

      “The Pauls have lapsed into a now firmly ingrained habit of the right and “far center“: casting vigorous disagreement as a mere symptom of intolerance, claiming that a censorious left has smothered debate and free speech, detecting illiberal high-handedness whenever their opponents speak or govern with any degree of confidence.”

      You can’t make this sh!t up. But if a few loudmouthed Madison leftists want to slime each other over their respective online stages, I’m glad to watch the show. And supply the beer.

  4. Bob Avatar
    Bob

    I can’t wait for the State Supreme court to rule on act 10. If the Dems get back in control of the State I’m sure they will get rid of restrictions on municipalities and schools from raising property taxes without going to referendum. This won’t matter to Madison or Dane county since the people here haven’t seen a tax increase they don’t like. Florida is looking better all the time.

  5. Mordecai The Red Avatar
    Mordecai The Red

    Facist, racist, bigot, Republican, privileged, white, male, xxx-phobe, Christian, etc. All refuges of progressives when they can’t win arguments with facts. Which is most of the time.

    1. David Blaska Avatar

      Who can top Mordecai’s red badges of courage?

    2. A Voice in the Wilderness Avatar
      A Voice in the Wilderness

      👍 👍

  6. Charlie Mullen, aka Commodore Chuck Avatar
    Charlie Mullen, aka Commodore Chuck

    Thanks for another exiting update of political life in Madison. Is there any other life there? It’s a wonderful life here on the dead end of a rural road a bit nort of Green Bay. The existential questions among nearby citizens is who brings what dish to pass at the next BBQ. Who will bring the Door County cherry pie. I volunteer!
    I really appreciate your Rocky like perseverance against all odds.

    1. David Blaska Avatar

      Are you ready to invade the Upper Peninsula to return it to its rightful owner, Wisconsin?

      1. Gary L. Kriewald Avatar
        Gary L. Kriewald

        This could be the next move in Trump’s geopolitical strategy. Not only would it guarantee enough red votes to put WI firmly in the Republican column, it would also be a great way to poke Gretchen in the eye.

  7. Commodore Chuck Avatar
    Commodore Chuck

    I have already established a cheesehead land grab in DA UP and do regular reconnaissance for more. I am thoroughly aware of the Toledo compromise of 1836 which ripped DA UP from the warm embrace of Wisconsin all so Ohio could get Toledo from Michigan.
    No peace on stolen land!

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