We think it’s Becky.
The gray labcoats here at the Policy Werkes ripped the tarp off Ol’ Sparky, our Eisenhower-era mainframe computer. After a good power-washing using Duz detergent soap, Sparky shorted out. Replaced the ceramic fuse with a Lincoln penny and the venerable machine roared back to life, ready to predict the winners on the Republican side of today’s Wisconsin primary election.
One factor that lesser pundits have not considered: The Senate race on the Democrats’ side has defaulted to (the lesser) Mandela Barnes. No other races of consequence. Incentive for adventurous Democrats to ask for a Republican ballot. (You can do that in Wisconsin, Deep State conspiracy dupes.) Cause a little mischief. How that would play is anyone’s guess (we sure as hell don’t know). Could help Tim Ramthun as the unelectable opponent to Gov. Tony Evers — but not even Democrats think the Stolen Election un-Truther will come anywhere close. Might help Becky if Democrats think Michels’ millions is the more formidable. Or Michels if they want to run against Trump in the general election.
Blaska’s Bottom Line: Either way, the national press will judge tonight’s results as a referendum on Donald Trump, he having backed Michels while Mike Pence is in Kleefisch’s corner.
| Governor | |
| Rebecca Kleefisch ✔︎ | 46% |
| Tim Michels | 44% |
| Tim Ramthun | 9% |
| Lt. Governor | |
| Patrick Testin ✔︎ | 30% |
| Roger Roth | 28% |
| Cindy Werner | 22% |
| the other five | 20% |
| Attorney General | |
| Eric Toney ✔︎ | 43% |
| Adam Jarchow | 42% |
| Karen Mueller | 15% |
| Secretary of State | |
| Amy Loudenbeck ✔︎ | 55% |
| Jay Schroeder | 40% |
| State Treasurer | |
| Orlando Owens ✔︎ | 70% |
| John Lieber | 30% |
| Congress | |
| Charity Barry ✔︎ | 70% |
| Erik Olson | 30% |
| Speaker’s Assembly Seat | |
| Robin Vos ✔︎ | 65% |
| Adam Steen | 35% |
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9 responses to “Today’s primary elections results PREDICTED!”
I agree with most of your predictions, Kleefisch will win, but I think Roth will win Lt Guv, all the rest are the same, except I think Vos is very vulnerable and could lose, but will probably pull it out.
Nice to hear Sparky is still around.
I might disagree with the Orlando Owens prediction based on his history of personal foreclosures and bankruptcy.
If you’re a Trump supported candidate today, hug an FBI agent.
I hope you and ol’ Sparky are right. But I’ve no skin in the game – except as far as the folks in WI are like those distant cousins who live as far from me as Mars is to, let’s just say Neptune, to be on the safe side. I want those distant, but loved cousins to be happy and thrive. Just like here in heaven (Florida). I still luv ya’ll
But trump didn’t endorse Becky. That will cost her at least 217 points by tonight.
Trump endorsement is negatively viewed by only 11% of likely Republican voters.
There isn’t the kind of negative Trump sentiment that you must believe.
Michels will win.
You better scrap ‘ol Sparky. I know where you can pick up a Commadore 64 real cheap.
Michels just won. And we all know why (whether we like it or not).
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