Category: Sports
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Wisconsin Badger football fans are Fickell
‘Gimme Shelter’ instead of Jump Around? A strange emotion washed over the Head Groundskeeper as his flickering b&w Philco displayed the 24-10 beatdown the Northwestern (usually) Mildcats administered to my beloved Wisconsin Badger footballers Saturday 11-11-23 here in Madison WI. A team Wisconsin beat 42-7 last year — in Evanston IL. Anger, sure. But that’s…
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Say it ain’t so, Craig Counsell
There IS crying in baseball! Did it have to be the Cubbies? If Brett Favre can quarterback (verb, transitive) the Minnesota Vis-queens, if Jim Leonhard can coach (as an assistant) the Fighting Illini, … hell bellz! If Nixon can go to China, we guess Craig Counsell can coach the Chicago Cubs. Free market economy, and…
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We were told there would be an air attack
Or was it a hot air attack? Let’s leave aside all the violence in the world and talk some football. O.K., so football is almost as violent as a Gaza prison break. Every game — pro and collegiate — seems to include a visit to the medical tent, which is helpfully erected on the sidelines these…
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Local man named Madison schools chief
How about a former top cop? Like the Brewers, Blaska Policy Werkes is built for the off-season! Once every blue moon, the Head Groundskeeper does what he says he is going to do. Posing as average citizen “David Blaska,” he sat in with eight other citizens at one of three roundtables coordinated 10-04-23 by the…
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Playoffs? PLAYOFFS!!!
Jim Mora could have been talking about the Brewersand the House Republican caucus! Blaska’s Policy Werkes is built for the off-season! Everyone said that all Kevin McCarthy cared about was power. Everyone was wrong. The man refused to make a deal with Democrats to stay in power. Refused to kowtow any longer to the Crazy…
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Jets fans are hurting along with A-Rod
That’s why they play the game! Is the Green Bay Packer brass clairvoyant? Do GM Brian Gutekunst and President Mark Murphy live in the future, that place where they don’t need roads thanks to Mr. Fusion and the flux capacitor? Back in April, when they decided to part company with their franchise quarterback after 18…