Category: Sports
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Someone lend Dan Kelly a postage stamp
An election campaign is no time to leave stones unturned! Wisconsin’s two state supreme court candidates are determined to make the rubble bounce — if not in Bakhmut then from Kenosha to Superior. The candidates and independent backers are pumping over $20 million into television and radio ads. So why can’t our great conservative white…
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Don’t come knocking at the Werkes!
We’re busy watching hoops! Should we cut Greg Gard some slack? (We still have a few inches remaining.) The Werkes went molten over the Wisconsin Badger blaskaball loss to Ohio State Wednesday 03-08-23. During the first half, looked like his players were staging a labor dispute — a work slow down, teaching to the contract,…
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ChatGPT did not write this blogge
but may have coached the Badger basketball team last night! Wednesday night’s 03-08-23 one-and-done in the Big Fourteen tournament proves that the Badger men’s basketball team is only as good as Tyler Wahl. Sometimes he plays like a man carrying his team, as he did in the second half of the game against pitiful Ohio…
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Blaska goes to the dark side
and he wants it painted black! Lights out, shades drawn for Aaron Rodgers here at the Stately Manor. Iconoclastic, suffering no fools, immunized against B.S. Sure, he’s got a chip on his shoulder but it’s a blue chip, with terabytes of processing power and a clock speed faster than a speeding locomotive! Wily enough to…
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Tempers fugit
Fouls most personal as 49ers lose to Philadelphiabut win boxing and big-time wrestling match The old joke is that you go to a fight and a hockey game breaks out. San Francisco 49ers at Philadelphia Eagles for the NFC championship Sunday 01-30-23 should have been narrated by Don Dunphy and sponsored by Gillette Safety Razors.…
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Playoffs? What playoffs? !!!
Now what will we do for aggravation? The indentured servants here at the Stately Manor are contemplating futile gestures after the Packers’ unceremonious loss to Detroit last night. The Lions beat us twice this year, and convincingly each time. Say it with me, Pilgrims: The 8-9 Packers are not as good as the 9-8 Detroit…