Category: Sports
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Is Jay Cutler available?
Packers need a back-up, STAT! We’ll be watching to see if Aaron Rodgers lasts past the first commercial timeout in Monday night’s game at San Francisco. Remember when an old man’s lumbago would act up? What the hell is a lumbago and why is it such a pain in the &SS? Which brings us to…
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Hop on the Brewer bandwagon!
It never rains under the retractable roof! It occurs to this Sun Prairie high school baseball team washout that Wisconsin is lucky to have the Brewers and the Packers. Are they the two best managed franchises in professional sports? Consider the Brewers. The Brew Crew lost a previous MVP and their best hitter, Christian Yelich,…
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Go Badgers! Go Cougars!
We’re old and we hate change! Holy jump up and sit down! It’s college football season already! We see the Wisconsin Badgers are playing Western Michigan tonight here in Madison WI! Our football conference expanded to 18 teams and did away with East and West divisions. Not only that, but you can buy the hard…
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Defending motherhood and bleach blonde, bad-built butch bodies
Bring back women’s pro wrestling! Can’t help it, I’m a man. Cis-gendered, white, and Republican (and nominally Catholic). Yeah, that’s the ticket (h/t Jon Lovitz)! Blaska is a VICTIM. Blames his parents for his demonic demographic. We’re past the age where we give a good (rhymes with duck). Offended? Go to Helen Waite. We enjoyed…
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We could stands it no more!
Badgers can beat Purdue but not James Madison? The first half of the Badgers game against James Madison U. last night was excruciating. Embarrassing. Triggering! Need a Disturbing Content advisory. The Badgers were shaken, not stirred. Flustered. Tried to play at the same frenetic pace as the Dukes of Harrisonburg, who will now move on…
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Literally, a ‘bloodbath’?
Is Haiti in our tournament bracket? Four games in four days — even this couch potato needs a rest. Play of the tournament: Badger playmaker Chuckie Hepburn harassing opposing guard Braden Smith to give up the ball on an offensive foul in overtime with Purdue leading by one point, allowing Max Klesmit to score the…