Category: Sports
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Defending motherhood and bleach blonde, bad-built butch bodies
Bring back women’s pro wrestling! Can’t help it, I’m a man. Cis-gendered, white, and Republican (and nominally Catholic). Yeah, that’s the ticket (h/t Jon Lovitz)! Blaska is a VICTIM. Blames his parents for his demonic demographic. We’re past the age where we give a good (rhymes with duck). Offended? Go to Helen Waite. We enjoyed…
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We could stands it no more!
Badgers can beat Purdue but not James Madison? The first half of the Badgers game against James Madison U. last night was excruciating. Embarrassing. Triggering! Need a Disturbing Content advisory. The Badgers were shaken, not stirred. Flustered. Tried to play at the same frenetic pace as the Dukes of Harrisonburg, who will now move on…
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Literally, a ‘bloodbath’?
Is Haiti in our tournament bracket? Four games in four days — even this couch potato needs a rest. Play of the tournament: Badger playmaker Chuckie Hepburn harassing opposing guard Braden Smith to give up the ball on an offensive foul in overtime with Purdue leading by one point, allowing Max Klesmit to score the…
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I read the news today, oh boy!
about an unlucky team that did not make the grade! But there were signs …. Blaska’s Bottom Line: We thought Jimmy Johnson was going to have a heart attack! Didn’t we say the last time the Packers won a Super Bowl they did it as a wild card? How far will the Pack go?
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Could we be so lucky?
Maybe a shovel pass? Packers head coach Matt LaFleur praised the young man’s parents for bringing him up the right way. Starting quarterback Jordan Love led the Green Bay Packers as the youngest team to qualify for the NFL playoffs. Proving he has the right stuff, Mr. Love even helped a fan dig out her…
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You can’t hurry Love
Basking in some vicarious victory today! Like Clark Griswold, Blaska could not be more surprised if he woke up with his face sewn to the carpet. Going into this season we were certain Jordan Love would make Packer fans yearn for the glory days of John Hadl. Seemed wobbly when he filled in for A-Rod.…