Category: Sports
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We’re a loser
🎵 and we’re not what we appear to be! There is no joy in Mudville today or the Stately Manor. To expiate their anger, the indentured servants have been given some old tableware to smash, since public buildings seem to be well guarded. We have witnesses. During the ninth inning, with two runners on base…
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Is Mason Crosby still available?
We’re extra crabby this Monday! The Badgers, Packers and Brewers lost over the weekend. Yes, we live our lives vicariously. Missing two makable field goals in a 31 – 29 loss to the Vikings? At home! Here’s hoping the Brewers can at least survive the first round this year. Drop this in your drop box:…
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Is Jay Cutler available?
Packers need a back-up, STAT! We’ll be watching to see if Aaron Rodgers lasts past the first commercial timeout in Monday night’s game at San Francisco. Remember when an old man’s lumbago would act up? What the hell is a lumbago and why is it such a pain in the &SS? Which brings us to…
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Hop on the Brewer bandwagon!
It never rains under the retractable roof! It occurs to this Sun Prairie high school baseball team washout that Wisconsin is lucky to have the Brewers and the Packers. Are they the two best managed franchises in professional sports? Consider the Brewers. The Brew Crew lost a previous MVP and their best hitter, Christian Yelich,…
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Go Badgers! Go Cougars!
We’re old and we hate change! Holy jump up and sit down! It’s college football season already! We see the Wisconsin Badgers are playing Western Michigan tonight here in Madison WI! Our football conference expanded to 18 teams and did away with East and West divisions. Not only that, but you can buy the hard…
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Defending motherhood and bleach blonde, bad-built butch bodies
Bring back women’s pro wrestling! Can’t help it, I’m a man. Cis-gendered, white, and Republican (and nominally Catholic). Yeah, that’s the ticket (h/t Jon Lovitz)! Blaska is a VICTIM. Blames his parents for his demonic demographic. We’re past the age where we give a good (rhymes with duck). Offended? Go to Helen Waite. We enjoyed…