Bring back women’s pro wrestling!
Can’t help it, I’m a man. Cis-gendered, white, and Republican (and nominally Catholic). Yeah, that’s the ticket (h/t Jon Lovitz)! Blaska is a VICTIM. Blames his parents for his demonic demographic. We’re past the age where we give a good (rhymes with duck). Offended? Go to Helen Waite.
We enjoyed the cat fight Thursday 05-16-24 between U.S. Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene and, in the other corner, up-and-coming Squad Member Jasmine Crockett, D-Texas, in full view of God and C-Span. What? You say that the term “cat fight” is sexist? You don’t say!
Started when the House Oversight Committee was considering holding AG Merrick Garland in contempt for not releasing the audio tape of President Biden’s Grandpa Simpson interview with the special prosecutor in Joe’s stolen documents caper.
MTG (not the Asian food additive) wondered if Crockett’s “fake eyelashes” were interfering with her reasoning. AOC demanded MTG’s words be stricken from the record; the offender agreed but refused to apologize. Crockett went for the body slam and a guest spot on The View:
“I’m just curious, just to better understand [the chair’s] ruling. If someone on this committee then starts talking about somebody’s bleach blonde, bad-built butch body, that would not be engaging in personalities, correct?” — U.S. Rep. Jasmine Crockett, D-Texas
Not kicking wide right but rightward!
In other sports news, a place kicker for the NFL champion Kansas City Chiefs named Harrison Butker is pushing Taylor Swift’s boyfriend to the media sidelines. Butker earned his 15 minutes of MSNBC hate by … by … by defending Christian stay-at-home moms who eschew sold-out concert tours or climbing the corporate ladder. Instead, they just want to raise children and serve God. Cue the Handmaid’s Tale re-enactors!
Butker committed his political off-sides addressing graduates at Benedictine College, a Catholic school in Kansas. (No Hamas tailgating there!) The image-conscious NFL distanced itself from his remarks. Woke progressives are going for the chop block. “Harrison Butker is a jerk, a bigot, and a true representative of the NFL,” The Nation magazine proclaims. (Two out of three ain’t bad!) The story’s author wrote a book titled, The Kaepernick Effect: Taking a Knee, Changing the World. And losing yardage, we would add.
The National Catholic Register gave its benediction to the Benedictine speech: “The Super Bowl champ and kicker spoke about the dignity of life, masculinity, and the most important role of all: motherhood.” Excerpts from Butker’s commencement day address:
Our own nation is led by a man who publicly and proudly proclaims his Catholic faith, but at the same time is delusional enough to make the Sign of the Cross during a pro- abortion rally. He has been so vocal in his support for the murder of innocent babies that I’m sure to many people it appears that you can be both Catholic and pro-choice. ….
I can tell you that my beautiful wife, Isabelle, would be the first to say that her life truly started when she began living her vocation as a wife and as a mother. I’m on the stage today and able to be the man I am because I have a wife who leans into her vocation. I’m beyond blessed with the many talents God has given me, but it cannot be overstated that all of my success is made possible because a girl I met in band class back in middle school would convert to the faith, become my wife, and embrace one of the most important titles of all: homemaker. — Harrison Butker
Blaska’s Bottom Line: No one at Benedictine walked out on the player who wears #7. The marketplace of ideas says this: his football jersey is selling better than that of Patrick Mahomes!
25 responses to “Defending motherhood and bleach blonde, bad-built butch bodies”
RE: BUTKERS SPEECH….This was clearly a put-up job. An obscure guy gives a speech at an obscure Catholic institution and somehow it’s recorded and widely disseminated and within a day it’s the lead story in every lamestream media. I’m not buying it just happened organically. Any hope of an honest investigative journalist figuring out what really happened? (The kerfuffle seems to be working well for the folks who sell Butkers fan apparel.)
Garland appointed Hur to look into this document case. He found nothing. Biden said he made a mistake. A transcript of the hearing was released. All over. Hell no. Now the republicans want any audio tapes. They need a political rubber ducky toy to play with in their bathtub I guess. Comer needs to spend more time running his committee and less time kissing trump’s arse in front of a courthouse.
“Did Butker denounce career women or just praise a different choice?”
Despicable Lefty is ALL IN on choice…so long as it’s made from the Lefty World View Cafeteria whose selections result from Weapons Grade Hardened Industrial Strength Tested STOOPIDITY (sic)
The Gotch
Read the statement made by the nuns who have run the place for 160 years. They didn’t agree with him or you.
After reading the statement put out by the nuns that have educated women and men for 160 years it seems that they disagree with him and you. But; then again there isn’t a more lefty group than a bunch of Catholic nuns. Am I right or is it just your right wing?
160 years? Those are some old nuns.
Describing the bitchfest between Marjorie Greene and Jasmine Crockett as a “cat fig ht” is an insult to kitties everywhere and the humans who love them. What would Enzo the mouser at Stately Manor think, Squire? (If Enzo has transitioned into kitty heaven, my condolences.) 😸
Enzo the Baker (his official name) and the late Barles Charkley used to mix it up pretty good. We think they were friends but they had to fight somebody.
Indeed, Squire, fans of the “Godfather” movies all remember Enzo the Baker. I thought that might be your mouser’s namesake.
Correction: The photo in this article is NOT one of a “cat fight”. It is, instead, a photo of a Kentucky wedding. Down here, instead of throwing her bouquet, the bride “tarns th’ hawg loose”. Bridesmaids respond as pictured. I’ve seen it many times!
We might have slightly different customs down here, but one thing we DON’T have is GENDER REVEAL PARTIES!!! (who in the hell wants to drop their pants in front of a bunch of people that you don’t know all that well?)
This is the first I’ve heard of “gender-reveal” parties. Sounds like a drunken college pastime.
Google it, it’s where parents-to-be reveal their ultra-sound results with pink or blue explosions, for instance. You do realize this is all satire, right?
“This is the first I’ve heard of ‘gender-reveal’ parties.”
They get the most ink when they go HORRIBLY WRONG, which is not uncommon.
The Gotch
“Google it.”
OK, Pantifarts. Should be interesting, but I believed you the first time.
Am familiar with satire. This election cycle is beginning to take on hints of surrealism and dystopian landscapes. (No, I haven’t been smokin’ anything funny, ladies and gentlemen.🙂)
IMO Best political movie satire: “Manchurian Candidate” 1960 version.
I realize the photo is from some alien location. A version of this hog abuse probably exists in a few corners of Wisconsin. It is apparently a spectator sport…heifer on hog, shall we say?
“ ‘tarns th’ hawg loose’ ”.
Looks like something for which Mayor SRC is well…um…suited…
The Gotch
Hmmm how about:
”Welcome to Ozempic, Wisconsin. I’m not only the Mayor, I’m also a client!”
Congrats, OE, Gut Laugh Leader Board entry!
And like his Dear late Father always said: “Li’l Gotchie, a good laugh’s better’n a pill!”
The Gotch
Lefty Feminista Nightmare: Butkers’ X-Chromosomal Jersey SELLS OUT
It gets better:
The Gotch
Yep, queue the snarling feminists who will attack the Butkers with every tired perjorative they have. Same as they did to Kirsten Dunst when she correctly stated that there’s nothing wrong with being a stay-at-home mom. They don’t want equality of the sexes; they want complete dominance of their twisted beliefs in all aspects of society everywhere, no dissent tolerated.
“no dissent tolerated.”
The last refuge of the indefensible…come to think of it, it’s the first refuge, as well.
The Gotch
From Harrison Butker’s commencement speech:
”To the gentlemen here today: Part of what plagues our society is this lie that has been told to you that men are not necessary in the home or in our communities. As men, we set the tone of the culture, and when that is absent, disorder, dysfunction, and chaos set in. This absence of men in the home is what plays a large role in the violence we see all around the nation. Other countries do not have nearly the same absentee father rates as we find here in the U.S., and a correlation could be made in their drastically lower violence rates, as well.
Be unapologetic in your masculinity, fighting against the cultural emasculation of men. Do hard things. Never settle for what is easy. You might have a talent that you don’t necessarily enjoy, but if it glorifies God, maybe you should lean into that over something that you might think suits you better. I speak from experience as an introvert who now finds myself as an amateur public speaker and an entrepreneur, something I never thought I’d be when I received my industrial engineering degree.”
The guy has some serious iron. I might look to draft him on my fantasy team just for this.
“The guy has some serious iron.”
Yeah buddy!
It gets better.
Someone else with (IMO) serious iron? Pulitzer Prize winning author Kathleen Parker.
Despite a detestably despicable Lefty employer (WaPo), and being a career Lefty, her Harrison Butker Doesn’t Only Kick Footballs (in today’s State Journal) deserves a read.
She knew her seminal treatise Save the Males: Why Men Matter Why Women Should Care would launch the already end-stage angered Pink-Haired/Tatted/Pierced X-Chromosomal Unit demographic into an apoplectic maelstrom, yet publish it she did.
THAT’S serious iron!
The Gotch
The world needs more columnists like Kathleen Parker. I wouldn’t be surprised if Bari Weiss takes her in after the WaPo echo chamber troglodytes mount a cancel campaign—which after further review of the comment section there, they are apt to do.