Category: Sports
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Put me in coach, I’m ready to foul
Sitting on the bench is for the coach’s kid! The Head Groundskeeper is weary of politics, mainly because we keep backing the losing candidate here in increasingly blue (as in singing the blues) Wisconsin. Also because our IRA today is more worthless than a promise from Vladimir Putin. Brother, can you spare a paradigm? We…
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Blaska strikes again!
Donald Segretti would be proud! Blaska is such a scamp! We left behind a Brad Schimel campaign flyer at a coffee shop on Madison’s near-westside this morning. HA! What a merry prankster are we! We revel in imagining the existential horror registered by the proper Madison progressive who happened upon this piece of contraband. The…
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We hope you have the best day!
and that the WI Badgers keep winning! Old enough to remember Dave Garroway, the original host of NBC’s Today Show. He’d sign off each show with the word “Peace” while making the two-finger symbol. In the 1950s, before Abby Hoffman! Appearing with Mr. Garroway on our b&w Philco was a sidekick named J. Fred Muggs,…
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Where was Elon during the Super Bowl?
For that matter, where were the Chiefs? One more conspiracy theory shot all to hell. That first call wiping out a deep pass from Jalen Hurts to A.J. Brown seemed to confirm that NFL refs were in the bag for Kansas City. But the Deep State itself could not have saved the Chiefs Sunday. The…
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Have a heart for Luke Fickell
Ever have to face the music in public? Probably ought not to expend our thimbleful of empathy for a football coach. We switch channels when encountering those appeals to rescue shivering dogs. Still, we feel the discomfort of taking the hot seat at the post-game press conference after being humbled 44 to 25 by a…
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Matt Gaetz got gagged with a spoon
Did the clown car take a right turn? J.D. Vance, the vice president-elect, was pictured squiring Matt Gaetz around the Senate office building to build support for Donald Trump’s pick for attorney general. This is what you call “thankless duty.” Like hawking Bud Light at a WWE wrestling match. We cannot confirm that the veep-elect…