Category: Sports
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Where was Elon during the Super Bowl?
For that matter, where were the Chiefs? One more conspiracy theory shot all to hell. That first call wiping out a deep pass from Jalen Hurts to A.J. Brown seemed to confirm that NFL refs were in the bag for Kansas City. But the Deep State itself could not have saved the Chiefs Sunday. The…
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Have a heart for Luke Fickell
Ever have to face the music in public? Probably ought not to expend our thimbleful of empathy for a football coach. We switch channels when encountering those appeals to rescue shivering dogs. Still, we feel the discomfort of taking the hot seat at the post-game press conference after being humbled 44 to 25 by a…
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Matt Gaetz got gagged with a spoon
Did the clown car take a right turn? J.D. Vance, the vice president-elect, was pictured squiring Matt Gaetz around the Senate office building to build support for Donald Trump’s pick for attorney general. This is what you call “thankless duty.” Like hawking Bud Light at a WWE wrestling match. We cannot confirm that the veep-elect…
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Blaska coordinates your offense
No offense! We survived no football the previous weekend, the fault of two simultaneous bye weeks between the Badgers and the Packers. Coincidence? We think not! (WI Attorney General Josh Kaul should investigate!) But today, this Monday morning quarterback’s Size D cup runneth over! Our social media feed is chock-a-block with Chicago Bears fans cursing…
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We’re a loser
🎵 and we’re not what we appear to be! There is no joy in Mudville today or the Stately Manor. To expiate their anger, the indentured servants have been given some old tableware to smash, since public buildings seem to be well guarded. We have witnesses. During the ninth inning, with two runners on base…
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Is Mason Crosby still available?
We’re extra crabby this Monday! The Badgers, Packers and Brewers lost over the weekend. Yes, we live our lives vicariously. Missing two makable field goals in a 31 – 29 loss to the Vikings? At home! Here’s hoping the Brewers can at least survive the first round this year. Drop this in your drop box:…