Category: Humor
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Well, pardon us all to hell!
Do unto Blaska as you have done for Dr. Fauci! On behalf of the indentured servants at the Stately Manor (many of them legal), we want to thank President Biden for his “full and complete” presidential pardon. Imagine waking up to a fresh cuppa joe on this frosty Madison WI morn and hearing that the…
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Blaska writes the Inaugural address
Ask not what he can write for you! Thought we’d have a go at writing Donald Trump’s inaugural address, in case he left his on the bus up from Mar-a-Lago. We would be paid by the word. We take credit for writing half of Tommy Thompson’s sesquicentennial speech in 1998. Kevin Keane wrote the other half…
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Greenland is way up there!
Who knew it was something America needed? The Flat Earth Society, we have learned, has members around the globe. Thanks to Donald Trump, members of the Society here at The Werkes are spinning our Replogle© 12-inch diameter globe like a Hanukkah dreidel. We wish it were floor-mounted so that we could extract the globe and…
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We’re slimed with too much rain and …
My Allis G won’t start! The mock orange bush outside my window fills world headquarters of Blaska Policy Werkes with subtle and calming fragrance this beautiful June morning in fascinating Madison WI. Requires extra effort to work up the spittle-flecked outrage you’ve come to know and love but here goes: Kudos for Mayor Satya asking…
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Why isn’t THIS flag flying over the WI State Capitol?
Yet another perceived slight! Scraping our favorite daily morning newsprint off the driveway this morning, the Head Groundskeeper was startled to learn that today is National Doughnut Day! And not a single Krispy Kreme in the larder at Stately Blaska Manor! If there are any more special days, the Pope will have to add another…
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Who defends privilege on campus these days?
Only a brave comedian like Jerry Seinfeld. Go Duke University! (Except when you’re playing the Badgers.) One of the more prestigious institutions of higher education courageously invited the un-PC Jerry Seinfeld to deliver its commencement address Sunday 05-12-24. (We are obsessed with Mr. Seinfeld like he was with Keith Hernandez.) Seinfeld criticized Woke for killing…