Category: Humor
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Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a fook
Yes, we eat with this mouth! We need a color-coded spreadsheet to sort out our bad habits. Mozart was a child prodigy at the pianoforte. Some kids are chess grandmasters. From an early age, young Blaska swore like a Marine stubbing his bare toe on a cactus. Adults marveled at the tyke’s ability to turn…
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Enemies! They’re everywhere!
No more kringle at the White House mess! [EDITORS NOTE: Today’s installment is the work of an aggrieved and ill-tempered platinum subscriber, the result of an out-of-court court settlement forced on the notorious RINO who normally writes this blogge.] by Manfred A.G. Angleturn, Facebook keyboard warrior Who else could have outed perfidious Canada as our…
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R.I.P. David Blaska (some day)
May God have mercy on this blog. Can’t explain it but as the Squire ages more funerals seem to populate his calendar. We take Yogi Berra’s guidance: if we don’t go to their funerals they won’t come to ours. Got us obsessing about Life’s Last Picture Show. Impressed by the turnout at Dennis O’Loughlin’s visitation…
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Blaska’s book report
Words are worth fighting over! Blaska did like old people are supposed to do and joined a book club. Composed of some very accomplished people, they let me in anyway. We count former mayors, state legislators, a county executive, a college dean and president, and state agency secretaries. We got a book author, various attorneys,…
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We hope you have the best day!
and that the WI Badgers keep winning! Old enough to remember Dave Garroway, the original host of NBC’s Today Show. He’d sign off each show with the word “Peace” while making the two-finger symbol. In the 1950s, before Abby Hoffman! Appearing with Mr. Garroway on our b&w Philco was a sidekick named J. Fred Muggs,…
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Whatever will be, will be
So spaketh Doris Day! We’ve scared off enough Platinum subscribers the last few days with our outrage over … well, You Know the Thing. The faceless bureaucrats at The Werkes regard the last two posts as Culling the Herd. Some can’t handle the truth; we can’t handle popularity. (Anybody left out there? We heard coughing.)…