Category: Humor
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These are a few of my favorite things 🎵
Even Kramer would approve! Jerry Seinfeld is one of America’s most interesting people (along with Aaron Rodgers, Bill Maher, and Jonah Goldberg). He’s iconoclastic, unpredictable, and doesn’t really care what you think, as long as he has captured the quintessence of the thing, as he reveals in the 14 minutes he recorded for the men’s…
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The University of Wisconsin-Hamas
shows its true colors! We are not the first to notice the ubiquity of the small dark-green over light-green tents that are popping up on college greenswards like so many April dandelions. Much speculation that the tents are another front in the George Soros campaign to bring down Western civilization. Once source disputes that conspiracy…
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Kristi Noem shoots dogs, doesn’t she?!
And they said Richard Nixon was an attack dog! What would be the fun of politics if it didn’t touch a raw nerve now and again, like Lawrence Olivier drilling for oil inside Dustin Hoffman’s mouth! (“Is it safe?”) Some think Kristi Noem was auditioning for Trump’s vice president when she wrote the requisite political…
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Big blackout in the sky heralds end times!
Got to be a big portent of something! Total eclipse of the sun! Falling bridges! Famines and earthquakes in all the wrong places! Chemtrails and deadly vaccines! Wars and rumors of war! Nations rising against nation, kingdoms against kingdoms, Republicans against Republicans (and RINOS). False prophets … Open your eyes, people (unless you stare at the…
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Wisconsin adopts new voting machines
In time for Tuesday’s primary elections! It’s not quite an October Surprise but newly appointed state elections supervisor Mike Gableman this morning unveiled the next best thing. Dogged by accusations of stolen elections, the former state supreme court justice announced that Wisconsin’s optically scanned ballot system will be replaced by a “proven, tamper-proof technology, something…
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No more kissing babies!
Throw some cheese on them! It may seem like that know-it-all Blaska has an opinion on everything but sharp-eyed Platinum+ subscribers will notice he has yet to weigh in on European football, the wonder drug Ozempic, or the Oxford comma (which we use here at the Werkes). Herewith are today’s heaping helping of the Head…