No more kringle at the White House mess!
[EDITORS NOTE: Today’s installment is the work of an aggrieved and ill-tempered platinum subscriber, the result of an out-of-court court settlement forced on the notorious RINO who normally writes this blogge.]
by Manfred A.G. Angleturn, Facebook keyboard warrior
Who else could have outed perfidious Canada as our arch enemy but the four-dimensional chess player in the White House?! We are soon to be apprised of Canada’s never-before reported or imagined crimes against the lower 48 just as we learned of John McCain’s treasonous captivity after he opposed the President sent here by Jesus. If we’re not careful, Perfidious Canada will buy Greenland out from under us. Never did trust those Canucks! China can have them!
Sorry, Stoughton and DeForest, but to hell with Norway, too. Our very stable genius set those quislings straight. Writing to their prime minister:
Considering your country decided not to give me the Noble Peace Prize … I no longer feel an obligation to think purely of peace.
Dwight Eisenhower could not have said it better. Not “deranged and delusional,” like columnist David French says. (Is he Canadian? They speak French, don’t they?) But, like smart! and the 45th and 47th wants respect. Peace is over-rated, anyway. Switzerland is always at peace, and — as Harry Lime noted in The Third Man, they’re all a bunch of cuckoo clocks. If we can’t ride Cat Stevens’ Peace Train, then we must have war! What else is strategic out there?
A Perfidious Canadian writes, “How would Trump behave differently if he were legitimately losing his mind?” Let’s just say, Perfidious Canadian, you don’t want to find out. (Or maybe you have.) Besides, we tried sanity and where did that get us? NATO!
As for the State of Denmark, Hamlet was right about something being rotten. If Russia can take Ukraine for its national security the U.S.A. can take Greenland. “You can say ‘yes’ and we will be very appreciative,” the President told ungrateful losers in the afore-mentioned land of cuckoo clocks, “or you can say ‘No’ and we will remember.” As Tom Hagen explained, the President never asks a second favor once he’s been refused.
Norway, Denmark, and Canada — the axis of evil!
MAGA’s Bottom Line: Until the President gets his Prize, don’t blame Proud Boys and other very special people for pulling down — peacefully and patriotically — the statue of the Ungrateful Norwegian, Col. Hans Christian Heg, on Madison’s Capitol Square. Two can play.
3 responses to “Enemies! They’re everywhere!”
“an aggrieved and ill-tempered platinum subscriber”
Is there any other kind?
Yeah. Help stamp out and abolish redundancy.
You can repeat that again!