Tag: Greenland
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Enemies! They’re everywhere!
No more kringle at the White House mess! [EDITORS NOTE: Today’s installment is the work of an aggrieved and ill-tempered platinum subscriber, the result of an out-of-court court settlement forced on the notorious RINO who normally writes this blogge.] by Manfred A.G. Angleturn, Facebook keyboard warrior Who else could have outed perfidious Canada as our…
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Greenland is way up there!
Who knew it was something America needed? The Flat Earth Society, we have learned, has members around the globe. Thanks to Donald Trump, members of the Society here at The Werkes are spinning our Replogle© 12-inch diameter globe like a Hanukkah dreidel. We wish it were floor-mounted so that we could extract the globe and…
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Let’s invade Michigan’s Upper Peninsula!
Now, while we’ve got the muscle! Irredentism most noble Thank you, Donald Trump, for voicing what We Deplorables have been thinking for Lo these many years. The United States must have Greenland! It is our manifest destiny. Go northeast, young man! To a new time zone! Denmark is playing tough in the negotiations. Trump should…