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Tag: Kamala Harris

  • The buzzards are circling Joe Biden

    Democrats know how to win! Some fear if they don’t speak up, people will think them cognitively disabled. Joe Biden last week took Mark Twain’s advice, spoke and removed all doubt. The president of Mexico put up barbed wire to guard his border against Gaza, according to our current President. Joe Biden can’t hide in…

  • The court of identity politics is in session

    The case for Kamala! In the last thrilling episode of the Werkes, the head groundskeeper lamented that Americans are now judged by the color of their skin instead of the content of their character. It’s enough to make one identify as Guamanian. (Who will be the first Guamanian woman to trek solo to the South…

  •  Let’s find the root cause of progressivism

    Blaska Policy Werkes is a nanoparticle, isonogenic protein-based blog proven 99 percent effective at entertaining readers in Phase III trials and 89 percent effective against critical race theorists, overly Woke progressives, and militant social justice warriors. Use only as directed. Report any unusual swelling or discharge on social media. The gray lab coats at the…

  • We do solemnly swear (and curse)

    Recitation from your poet laureate of early senility. About that Presidential Inauguration 01-20-21. We thought it was good. Loved the sea of flags (in lieu of actual, you know, people). Lady Gaga was gaga, she really sold the National Anthem (try singing it sometime). C&W star Garth Brooks going a cappella on Amazing Grace was ……

  • Ol’ Sparky predicts 2020 election results!

    or next year’s, as the case may be. Well before today, Blaska Policy Werkes intended to forecast Tuesday’s election results or, at least, to postmark them by midnight. As we were moving to our temporary rural retreat, Ol’ Sparky (our Eisenhower-era mainframe computer) blew off the roof rack of the pickup truck and tumbled down…

  • Democrats murder the truth to play the race card

    Hit the deck, people! Madison is studying the police It was a small item in the WI State Journal sports page. The NFL’s Baltimore Ravens traded their  rookie field goal kicker to the Vikings. Norwegian-born Kaare Vedvik had to sit out all of last season after being assaulted in Baltimore. What are the odds? Talking…