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Tag: Kamala Harris

  • Kamala for the prosecution

    A target-rich environment On the nekkid lady calendar out in the carriage house, we’re circling Tuesday, September 10. That night at 8 CDT the first (and maybe only) debate between Kamala Harris and Donald Trump will air on ABC TV. We’re installing fresh new vacuum tubes in the b&w Philco and wearing raincoats for the…

  • Hooray for price gouging!

    Except when government does it! The Werkes would like to put in a good word for price gouging. Somehow, this honorable practice has gotten a bad name. (Nobody names their kids Adolph any more.) Speakers at the Democrats’ national convention this week denounced price gouging as if it were as nefarious as Proud Boys with…

  • Will it be a split-screen kind of convention?

    for the party of chaos in Chicago this week? It was 10 years ago that the first black President berated America for its institutionalized racism while the magic of television split his screen with the “mostly peaceful” civil rights demonstrators looting orange Stoli and fire bombing hair styling salons in Ferguson MO. Nothing says Equal Rights…

  • If you’re going to Chicago

    Be sure to wear a flower helmet over your hair! Let’s get it out into the open: Republicans are hoping Chicago next week August 19-22 resembles war-torn Bakhmut. So, we suspect, do the news media despite their romance with Kamala/Walz. Ratings — not love — conquers all! It does appear that the Democrat(ic) national convention…

  • Who put the bop in the bop-she-bop?

    Who was that man? I think he‘s doing the Kamala Walz! We have the sinking feeling that Democrats have stolen our homework and are eating our school lunches. Our best girl is not answering the phone. An objective theater critic would have to admit the roll out of Kamala & Walz Tuesday 08-06-24 before 10,000…

  • It’s a bear market

    Not only on Wall Street! My man Bobby Junior left a dead bear cub in New York’s Central Park 10 years ago. Just owning up to it now. Placed an old bicycle next to it to make it appear a hit and run. The mystery made all the newspapers. We merde you not! Turns out…