Aerial view of a baseball home plate with a catcher positioned behind it, wearing a mask and gear, and a bat lying on the ground.
At last!

Blaska Policy Werkes

“Sports are one of our last great connectors, a bastion of humanity in a world full of screens and silos” — NY Times

  • Psst! (Did you know that Hillary was female? Pass it on)

    The curse of identity politics that has consumed and devoured the Democrat(ic) party is sanctioned by none other than its most recent standard bearer. Hillary Clinton’s rationale was always thin gruel — it was her turn as a woman. A compromised, ethically challenged, spinning weather vane of a candidate. An under-investigation by the FBI candidate. But her…

    Read & Weep!

  • Getting Linda Cross-wise with the Super of Education

    Memo to Linda Cross: A good conservative Republican, name of Scott Walker, has been governor of the State of Wisconsin since January 2011. Here we are, seven years in, and the statewide school chief is a liberal Democrat. The state superintendent of public instruction is ALWAYS a liberal Democrat no matter who is governor. A liberal…

    Read & Weep!

  • A tough election night in Madison

    A tough night at the Stately Manor. Our candidates lost all across the board. Bob Dylan sang that the times, they are a’changing. But in Orchard Ridge’s case, it is the neighborhood that is a’changing. In driveways on my street and the next one over moving pods await, one of those residences took my candidate’s yard…

    Read & Weep!

  • Forget about crime, the issue in SW Madison is low-cost internet!

    It was said that if you crossed Lyndon Baines Johnson you lay awake nights fearing your barn would burn down. Back in August, the Wisconsin State Journal (my favorite local morning read) published a strong editorial supporting the mayor’s “effort to stop young drifters from distracting drivers who should be watching the road.” The ban on…

    Read & Weep!

  • Catch and Release, Madison edition

    You return home and your house has been burglarized. The place has been ransacked, destroyed. Your valuables are gone. Worse, you wake up and there’s a burglar in the house. In Your Home! We can imagine but only those who have experienced it know the feeling of being violated. So there’s a fellow who has…

    Read & Weep!

  • Catch and release proves fatal to municipal employee

    The Emerald City, my home these last and wonderful 25 years, is in the grip of a false secular religion: identity politics and the Cult of Victimhood. Adherents of this faith hold that there are too many black people in our jails and prisons. Never are these faith adherents troubled by the possibility that the…

    Read & Weep!



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What a parade!

750,000 fans! Maybe the largest gathering in state history!

“This was the happiest human traffic jam in the city’s history.” (Quote)

Manager Pat Murphy, age 67, brought up the rear of the parade sitting on a lawn chair with his young kids. It was a long parade. “I had to pee.”

Robin Yount, just like he did at a rally after the parade in 1982, rode in on a motorcycle. It was Bob Uecker’s Harley-Davidson.

“We love the people; [Jake Bauers] loves the people. We love the people and we’re drinking with the people.” — Sal Frelick


Today’s Laff Riot!

Perfect beer catch by The Miz (beer can thrown at 25 mph)

“I’m going to have a beer for every single person here; I’m going to have 100,000 beers!” — Sal Frelick