Aerial view of a baseball home plate with a catcher positioned behind it, wearing a mask and gear, and a bat lying on the ground.
At last!

Blaska Policy Werkes

“Sports are one of our last great connectors, a bastion of humanity in a world full of screens and silos” — NY Times

  • Hello, welcome to free speech

    Welcome to Stately Blaska Manor. Over the Thanksgiving week and in the dead of night, likely Trump supporters and other insurgents moved the Stately Manor, its Policy Werkes (and Tanning Salon) and the indentured servants (fast asleep) from InBusiness to higher ground. Easier to defend. Free to be and say what needs to be said. In…

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Relentless Brewers edge closer to World Series glory

“Ueck has two statues at the park: one outside where fans leave empty beer cans as tribute, and another inside, in the thin air of the upper deck, a nod to those Miller Lite commercials in which Ueck got marooned in the nosebleeds. This was Ueck’s ball club as much as anyone’s. Yount underlined it before for Game 1, when he walked out for the first pitch wearing one of Uecker’s glorious car-salesman plaid blazers.” — Jason Gay, Wall Street Journal

Today’s Laff Riot!

If anyone else had been picked for MVP, Wm Contreras would have tapped his helmet until ABS got it right.

A vintage black and white photo of Bob Uecker as a young baseball player on the left, alongside a color photo of him smiling in his later years on the right, with text displaying his name and years 1934-2025.

Just saw a kid with a shirt that says “2/3 of the earth is covered with water. The other third is covered by Sal Frelich.”