Blaska Policy Werkes

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  • ‘Victimhood is not liberation’

    Guilty white progressives teach blame, not phonics. Monday, January 19, we honor America’s historic struggle for civil rights and human dignity. We do so in the name of Martin Luther King Jr. Blaska admires the guy for his courage as much as for his noble cause. (Great wordsmith, too!) History records many allies — some white, like Wisconsin’s own Col. Hans Christian Heg, the Civil War abolitionist. But all the BLM mob knew or cared was that he was a white male, likely cis-gendered. The civil rights movement, as the Rev. King knew it, has been decapitated like Heg’s…

    Read it and Weep!


  • Buckley led the revolution against Big Gummint

    that financed Tampon Tim’s ‘Learing Centers’ We’re trying to get our book club to read a biography of William F. Buckley Jr., who died 18 years ago this February 27 at the age of 82. The text of the book consumes 868 pages — too few, in this hero worshipper’s opinion. But the tome’s girth runs up against an unwritten rule that our book club selections could be mailed with no more than a first-class postage stamp.  This gobsmacked reader is attempting to convince the club’s aging academics, politicians, lawyers, and écrivains that the subhead of the Buckley bio,…

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  • ‘It is reasonable for them to use force’

    Chicago police chief says of I.C.E. In a recent thrilling episode, The Werkes neither condemned Mizz Renee Good for being shot to death during an illegal immigrant roundup in “mostly peaceful” Minneapolis nor did we exonerate the federal immigration agent who dispatched her. But we did suggest the poor woman was fatally foolish for putting herself in harm’s way. → “Renee Good fought the law and the law won” Which didn’t register with Woke-indoctrinated public high school students here in Madison WI who cut class and made noise yesterday in the state capitol. As required study (had Blaska’s election…

    Read it and Weep!


  • Be like Bill Buckley!

    Engage your adversaries with verve and class! It’s a textbook case of hero worship, mixed with a little Walter Mitty. Blaska is joy riding through the biography of William F. Buckley Jr., the Life and the Revolution that Changed America, and what a moveable feast it is! Taken in Bill’s top-down British Triumph through the streets of Manhattan, Bach blasting from the tape deck, portable Smith Corona in the jump seat, a debate stage waiting, a liberal to be bruised and bloodied with polysyllabic erudition before clinking congenial glasses afterwards. The subject chose Sam Tanenhaus to write his story;…

    Read it and Weep!


  • Renee Good fought the law

    and the law won. Like a certain part of the anatomy, everyone has an opinion on the shooting death of that I.C.E. protestor in Minneapolis. Regardless, the Head Groundskeeper hopes parents teach their children, whether on Allied Drive or in Maple Bluff that, as a general principle, it’s not a good idea to get crossways with people holding guns. As true interacting with the local gendarmerie as with the meth-addicted Stop ’n Rob stick-up man — discretion being the better part of valor. But please don’t call Renee Good a martyr. She was a casualty in the Left’s war…

    Read it and Weep!


  • Is it great to be a Republican?

    Tommy Thompson thinks so! Buzz went through the room at Republican pints & politics, held at the Dorf Haus in rural Roxbury WI Wednesday night 01-7-26, ably emceed by WiscoRolf. Tommy Thompson was in the house! No one works a room like Tommy. The living legend hugs and chortles his way from diner to diner — even former Dane County exec Jonathan Barry, who fought TGT for the GOP nomination 40 years ago. Threw up his hands when he espied the Head Groundskeeper, his nose deep in a flagon of Hacker Pschorr. That’s when Tommy does his shake and bake:…

    Read it and Weep!




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Finally, charges

The vice president of the Madison school board and the CEO of non-profit Urban Triage were charged with misdemeanors on Thursday.

Maia Pearson and Brandi Grayson are both charged with resisting or obstructing an officer and disorderly conduct, online court records show. Both made initial court appearances Thursday morning and were given signature bonds.

The charges stem from a December 2025 incident outside a theater in downtown Madison. Police said Pearson drove over cones into a loading zone and caused a disturbance. She and Grayson allegedly refused to exit the vehicle and had to be removed by officers. — Channel 3000 News


Robin Vos, Speaker of the WI Assembly, announces today he is not seeking re-election to the legislature.


Today’s Laff Riot!

Anyone else think next we see Nancy Guthrie, she’ll be wearing a beret and holding an AR-15 in a bank hold-up?