Category: Satya Rhodes-Conway

  • Madison city managers taught that MAGA is racist

    Blaska Policy Werkes is 94.5% effective. Job security, a decent pension, no heavy lifting. Nevertheless, we do pity managers at Madison city hall. For they must kowtow to the progressive party line, lest they incur the displeasure of Mayor Satya’s Brave New World. To assure correct thinking, city managers are forced to endure hours of…

  • Overturn the Progressive Dane cabal that runs Madison

    Elect a new Common Council this spring! Didn’t we just suffer through one election? (What? It’s not over yet? Puerto Rico is still out?) Now another one looms on the horizon — one  that will have a more immediate effect on our daily lives than the presidential. We’re talking Madison aldermanic elections. Election Day is April…

  • White woman blames ‘white bodies’ and police

    More Woke palaver at Madison Common Council! Tuesday night’s high winds knocked out the power at Stately Blaska Manor in the midst of on-line public testimony on next year’s City of Madison budget. Either that or the stupidity on display overloaded our knob-and-tube electrical system. We caught up with the rest of the public hearing…

  • Citizens are speaking up for Madison police

    Without smashing windows! Madison city government is beginning to hear from an unusual source — everyday citizens, as opposed to the social justice warriors who typically F-bomb their “demands” to defund the police, strip them of their tools, drag them before an anti-police tribunal, and portray them as pigs on boarded-up store windows. As if police…

  • Mayor Satya twerks for social justice!

    [Mental image redacted by Silicon Valley] Racial justice demands its human sacrifices! On occasion, Blaska Policy Werkes attempts to be fair. Mind you, we do do so only under medical supervision and with a close friend nearby. We were pleased to see the Wisconsin State Journal (our favorite Madison WI morning daily) report that Mayor Satya…

  • Satya apologizes for cutting cops by only $2M

    Asks police union to help her cut more. Mayor Satya is apologizing for cutting Madison WI’s police budget by only $2.24 million even though she describes it as “the largest expenditure cut to the police budget in the last 10 years or more.” This year’s police expenditures are estimated at $78.54 million. Lead by example, Mayor Satya.…