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Category: Progressives

  • Madison schools are training race hustlers

    Who ya gonna call? Social justice warrior or a plumber? Who is doing more to help young Marquon achieve the American dream of two cars in the garage (his own cars in his own garage, that is) and keep his jive ass out my garage? Madison public schools Millionaire philanthropist Pleasant Rowland? Madison public schools…

  • Progressives are shameless scolds

    Another in the Werkes’ continuing for-credit series on How to Identify and Eradicate Progressivism in your Neighborhood. And you thought Creeping Charlie was a problem! Our Progressive … acquaintances are wracked with an uber-Catholic obsession with guilt. They trade in guilt, bathe in guilt, and spread guilt like the guy pushing a mail cart at…

  •  Let’s find the root cause of progressivism

    Blaska Policy Werkes is a nanoparticle, isonogenic protein-based blog proven 99 percent effective at entertaining readers in Phase III trials and 89 percent effective against critical race theorists, overly Woke progressives, and militant social justice warriors. Use only as directed. Report any unusual swelling or discharge on social media. The gray lab coats at the…

  • ‘Equity’ is fatal;  the cure: more prisons!

    ‘Do progressives have an answer?’ No, because progressives are the problem. If she looked a tad less chirpy than a car hop on Happy Days, Rebecca Kleefisch might get more respect. Because she is pretty … ballsy (if you will pardon the rampant sexism). The former lieutenant governor is calling on the Republican state legislature…

  • Virtue signaling in a hail of bullets

    Damn, he’s good! Cannot do better than quote former mayor Dave Cieslewicz (pronounced exactly as spelled). Also, my North Korean scriveners walked off the job today so I’ve got to poach someone else’s work. Anyhoo, Dave C. writes: Madison is experiencing a record number of shots-fired incidents. City streets and parking lots are littered with shell…

  • Progressives side with the terrorists. Again.

    Iran’s proxy war against Israel The terrorist organization Hamas pumped 2,800 rockets into Israel in the past week and the hard Left is angry. At Israel for defending itself, of course. Pavlov’s dog is salivating. “Hard-left Democrats are apoplectic about Israeli attacks on Hamas, but they don’t have a thing to say when Islamic militants…