Category: Election 2020
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Mostly not guilty of insurrection?
Only a little bit pregnant? The usually perspicacious Jonathan Turley has rendered his verdict. “No insurrection” on January 6 because “90 to 95% of these [arrested] are one-off cases.” Charged with trespass, not sedition. “There was no grand scheme with Roger Stone and Alex Jones and all of these people to storm the Capitol and take…
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Blaska gets out of Facebook jail
Facebook redemption We have escaped Facebook Jail! For three days and nights we rotted inside the rank hole of oblivion, unable to share our paranoia and recrimination with the rest of the world. Was it something we said? We crawled through 500 yards of filth and came out the other side even meaner. We…
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Crime is killing Democrats and they know it
Who ya’ gonna believe: James Carville or your lyin’ eyes? It’s variously been attributed to Lenin, Goebbels, and Saul Alinsky. Maybe they all said it: ‘Accuse the other side of that for which you are guilty.’ Add Clinton-whisperer James Carville to that list of bunko artists. Mind-blowing in its audacity, the Rajin’ Cajun declares that…
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Ballot box baloney in Arizona?
The never ending erection (sorry) The Werkes sent its intrepid but unpaid intern out onto Madison Covid contaminated streets for her English As a Second Language lesson. Today’s question: Will Republicans investigating ballots in Maricopa County AZ find bamboo fibers in the ballots — proving that 40,000 of them were flown in from Asia to…
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G.O.P. does not stand for Get Out and Purge
‘Nothing can stop what is coming.’ That’s the dire warning some of our MAGA acquaintances are posting on social media. They posted the same apocalyptic claptrap before the January 6 assault on the nation’s electoral process. No winning hearts and minds for these folk. The Republican Geheime Staatspolizei is hunting RINOs. Informants wanted. For these purists, Reagan’s 80…
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Venezuela? Hugo Chavez? Really?
Sell stupid someplace else! When Dominion voting machines sued on-again, off-again Trump lawyer Sidney Powell for defamation, our social media acquaintances celebrated. Now she can prove the presidential election was stolen, thanks to the legal discovery process! they chortled. Ms. Powell claimed Smartmatic and Dominion Voting Systems were jiggered by the commies in Hugo Chavez’ Venezuela,…