Ballot box baloney in Arizona?

The never ending erection (sorry)

The Werkes sent its intrepid but unpaid intern out onto Madison Covid contaminated streets for her English As a Second Language lesson. Today’s question:

Will Republicans investigating ballots in Maricopa County AZ find bamboo fibers in the ballots — proving that 40,000 of them were flown in from Asia to help stuff ballot boxes?

Kim Jong Trump


“Here lies the body of Mary Lee. Died at the age of 103. For 15 years kept her virginity. Not a bad record for this vicinity.”

Token Republican

“They find one fiber and Mike Pence is going to have some explaining to do!”

Gen. Buck Turgidson

“I smell a big fat commie rat!”

Hon. Charlie Chan

“Confucious say: Man who look for bamboo in ballot get bamboozled a lot.”

Tailgunner Joe

“Heh, heh, heh. Heh heh! HEH, Heh, heh.

“Heh heh.”

What do YOU think they’ll find?

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9 Responses to Ballot box baloney in Arizona?

  1. tartanmarine says:

    Not enough to matter.


  2. One eye says:

    Good thing Peter Sellers died before he could be cancelled. Has anyone else so brilliantly appropriated cultures?


  3. What do YOU think they’ll find?

    I have no idea what they will find and I won’t speculate.


  4. Balboa says:

    They will find where James Riddle Hoffa is buried, once and for all, when they are done!


  5. georgessson says:

    Speakin’ o’ quotes: George always said,

    “It’s not about how many times you fall. It’s about how many times you get back up.”

    Altho the COP told me, “That’s not how field sobriety tests work, sir.”

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  6. richard lesiak says:

    Lock down AZ!!! There has been a “foxitis” outbreak.


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