The never ending erection (sorry)
The Werkes sent its intrepid but unpaid intern out onto Madison Covid contaminated streets for her English As a Second Language lesson. Today’s question:
Will Republicans investigating ballots in Maricopa County AZ find bamboo fibers in the ballots — proving that 40,000 of them were flown in from Asia to help stuff ballot boxes?
“Here lies the body of Mary Lee. Died at the age of 103. For 15 years kept her virginity. Not a bad record for this vicinity.”
“They find one fiber and Mike Pence is going to have some explaining to do!”
“I smell a big fat commie rat!”
“Confucious say: Man who look for bamboo in ballot get bamboozled a lot.”
“Heh, heh, heh. Heh heh! HEH, Heh, heh.