Category Archives: Election 2020

Ballot box baloney in Arizona?

The never ending erection (sorry) The Werkes sent its intrepid but unpaid intern out onto Madison Covid contaminated streets for her English As a Second Language lesson. Today’s question: Will Republicans investigating ballots in Maricopa County AZ find bamboo fibers … Continue reading

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G.O.P. does not stand for Get Out and Purge

‘Nothing can stop what is coming.’ That’s the dire warning some of our MAGA acquaintances are posting on social media. They posted the same apocalyptic claptrap before the January 6 assault on the nation’s electoral process. No winning hearts and … Continue reading

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Venezuela? Hugo Chavez? Really?

Sell stupid someplace else! When Dominion voting machines sued on-again, off-again Trump lawyer Sidney Powell for defamation, our social media acquaintances celebrated. Now she can prove the presidential election was stolen, thanks to the legal discovery process! they chortled. Ms. Powell … Continue reading

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The choir won’t listen

Unless it hears its own song. The Squire of the Stately Manor has traced the improved morale of his indentured servants to their clandestine viewing — on company time — of a rival blogge. Goes by the name “Yellow Stripes … Continue reading

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Your dumb Democrats at work

I can handle things! I’m smart — not like everyone says — not dumb! I’m smart and I want respect! — Joe Biden Stately Blaska Manor has reopened after pulling up its drawbridge due to internet chatter of possible terrorist action … Continue reading

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U.S. Supreme Court takes a pass on fair elections

Invites merry-go-round rule changes in next election. Is Justice Clarence Thomas the true successor of Justice Scalia? We excerpt from his dissent in the Supreme Court’s refusal today 02-22-21 to hear a challenge to the Presidential vote in Pennsylvania. It’s … Continue reading

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