the great R. Crumb

We’ll drink to that!

Trump keeps another promise!

The Head Groundskeeper admits to an unwholesome crush on Erin Burnett. Too bad the CNN prime-time host is such a (rhymes with fore!) for the party of Biden and Schumer! Give the brunette beauty this much: she does empathy better than even cry-on-cue Anderson Cooper. The news lady emoted all over her anchor desk 02-11-25 as she interviewed the sister of Russian hostage Marc Fogel. (The man was pictured enjoying a fine scotch whisky aboard the flight to freedom, seated with Trump envoy Steve Witkoff, uncredited, of course.) Mr. Fogel’s sister announced on air that she was deep into a glass of the good stuff herself. (Now THAT is solidarity we can appreciate!)

The CNN siren visibly grimaced as the sister thanked President Trump for freeing her brother after three years in Russian prison camps. Cluelessly, said the biased news lady:

Erin Burnett: “This [hostage release] seems to have come out of the blue.”

Hostage’s sister: “My mother [age 95] went to the Trump rally [in their home town of Butler PA] and saw President Trump shortly before he was shot. He told her then if he was elected he was going to get him out and the man was true to his word.”

 Random thoughts

The Left is worried that Elon Musk has our social security numbers. Like the world’s richest man needs Blaska’s paltry pennies. Some worry that the government has their social security number.

Speaking of pennies: Anyone think the Lincoln penny, now discontinued, might be worth something someday? A collectible? Before you fire up the smelter, be advised that pennies minted before 1982 are 95% copper, as opposed to only 2.5% for the newer coins. The Head Groundskeeper hereabouts quit carrying coins of any denomination after Madison’s parking meters went plastic. At the places that discount for cash, we round up to the next dollar. How many pennies in YOUR jar?

 Choose resentment!

Like that smash-up in rush-hour traffic, the publisher of The Capital Times is usually worth a lookie-lou. Paul Fanlund is in some level of dudgeon that the Super Bowl removed the slogan “End Racism” from the end zone. Mr. Fanlund blames the malign influences of the President, who was in attendance. And what MAGA message replaced it? Are you clutching your pearls? “Choose Love.

The progressive publisher credits “Republican efforts” for “demonizing critical race theory and diversity, equity and inclusion.” Yes, once again, Republicans have fooled the voters by choosing love. Then Fanlund reverses course like Saquon Barkley in the backfield of the same opinion essay. After extensively quoting centrists William Galston and Elaine Kamarck of the Brookings Institute on how to bring the party back from the Twilight Zone, the publisher sighs:

Alarmingly, few working-class voters think Democrats should focus more on inequality and the distribution of wealth.

“Alarmingly”? John Nichols, alert Bernie! Fanlund adds another prescriptive to returning his party to health: “Being competent at governing.” (See hostage release, above.)

Blaska’s Bottom Line: “Being competent at governing!”

Are Democrats THAT desperate?

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14 responses to “We’ll drink to that!”

  1. Madtownforsure Avatar
    Madtownforsure

    Wondering how much free money that the powers in Mad city are getting through dishonest means of tax payers funds? Has to be enormous because of the monster projects being built to house….well you know. Where is that money coming from? We know….

  2. bob dean Avatar
    bob dean

    Why do they always look 3 sheets to the wind before they even start drinking. It’s almost like the colored hair ones promoting their mental illness.

  3. Cornelius_Gotchberg Avatar
    Cornelius_Gotchberg

    The incomprehensively incompetent foreign policy management of the Dementia JoKe & Kacklin’ Kamala (Ptooey!) administration springs a Russkie captive (wholly deserving of her [?] fate!) within 300 days for no other reason than she’s (?) a bLack Lesbo but allows a melanin deficient Fogel to languish for over four (4) years?

    Their irredeemably irresponsible, breathtakingly boneheaded ineptitude is, mercifully, in the rear view mirror!

    The Gotch

    1. Mordecai The Red Avatar
      Mordecai The Red

      Hear, hear.

  4. Fred Avatar
    Fred

    Like him and/or his policies or not one has to admit Trump gets things done. I fondly remember Senator Bill Proxmire’s monthly Golden Fleece awards pointing out government waste and fraud. However, nothing was ever done to correct the waste and fraud, until now.

    1. madisonexpat Avatar
      madisonexpat

      Every morning is Christmas.
      CIA is gone. Tulsi is in charge of Intel. USAID offices are closed. SecDef is doing PT with the troops. DOGE is vetting all expenditures. DOD, Medicaid and SSI are forensically audited.
      Trump snaps his fingers and the Left sets their hair on fire. (Give Mad Maxine plenty of room. There’s no telling what that bushel basket on her head is made of.)
      And tomorrow is another day.
      Just wow.

  5. One Eye Avatar
    One Eye

    Still waiting for the NFL to stop its blatant racism against Asians.

    END ANTI-ASIAN XENOPHOBIA NOW

    Is Paul Fanlund still trying to keep the poors out of his neighborhood?

    1. madisonexpat Avatar
      madisonexpat

      Why no DEI in the NFL? Seems like about 75% black.
      RAY-cism!

    2. Cornelius_Gotchberg Avatar
      Cornelius_Gotchberg

      Is Paul Fanlund still trying to keep the poors out of his neighborhood?

      You referring to Paulie ”many rich people keep a Faustian bargain with the GOP” Fanlund?

      Get this: The assessment on his posh Bayfield Terrace digs didn’t go up one thin dime from 2018 to 2019; anyone out there who can say the same?

      Get this 2.0: The current year (2024) assessment went up a paltry 7%, (to $900 + large!), The Gotch’s went up twice that, to 14%.

      Get this 3.0: The ~ 4600 sf shack FMV is well over 25 % higher, and don’t forget the 800 sf in ground pool.

      Paulie’s like a penny, two-faced and worthless, and has some real nerve railing about the well-heeled, which describes 95% of his slobberings.

      A real Man Of The Common People, he!

      The Gotch

      1. Bob Avatar
        Bob

        I feel for you. Mine only went up 10% or $30,000 in 2024. $5400 tax bill in 2024. I figure 2025 tax bill will be about $6000 on a 1100 sq.ft. house on a 5000 sq.ft. lot in an old east side neighborhood. Fortunately no empty lots for the mayor to put up apartments.

  6. Steve Avatar
    Steve

    Ugg, someone laments the removal of the supercilious “End Racism” virtue-signaling message from NFL football fields!?!? Fandlund is a foolWhat
    “Some worry that the government has their social security number.” What??? They worry that the government has a government number it assigned you for tax and retirement purposes???? And a cop on the road knows how fast you are going too!! Clearly the gubmint is overreaching….

  7. Kooter Avatar
    Kooter

    The end of Pro(re)gressivism is priceless.
    Where’s LieSack/Rollie now?

    1. Cornelius_Gotchberg Avatar
      Cornelius_Gotchberg

      Where’s LieSack/Rollie now?

      Rollie’s off somewhere manufacturing RAYcism, whose supply ever lags demand.

      And honestly, who gives a phlyin’ phuque where the Lazy @$$ Blogge Idiot TROLT is. You’ll note that the last ~two (2) weeks, this site has had nothing but productively spirited discussions and friendly exchanges uninterrupted by spectacularly cretinous blather.

      Hopefully, he’s gone forever and will NEVER AGAIN pollute The Werkes again with his unintelligible slobbering imbecility!

      The Gotch

  8. nemoofthenorth Avatar

    Keep the penny! Leave Lincoln on the heads side and sell advertising rights every year on the other. “Enjoy Coca-Cola” is better than that stupid shield thingy and some products may make them more collectable (Harley, Miller Lite, Green Bay Packers).

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