Category Archives: Donald Trump

Was it the eye patch?

Aaarggh! A tale of two cities! Election Deniers have their Nelson Mandela, now that the founder of the Oath Keepers is sentenced to 18 years in the Big House for leading his seditionists in the assault on Congress 01-06-21. If … Continue reading

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Let the games begin!

A battle for the party’s soul! With Elon Musk providing the halo effect, another Florida man will announce today via Twitter (not Truth Social, not Fox!) that he is, indeed, a candidate for President of the United States (of America). … Continue reading

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The Fox and the voting machine

“We acknowledge the court’s rulings finding certain claimsabout Dominion to be false.” — Fox News. Back in our days as an ink-stained wretch for daily newspapers, we were sued for libel. Won the case, thanks to the legal gymnastics of … Continue reading

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Our red baseball cap just got valuable!

Thank you Alvin Bragg, Stormy, and #45! Bathed in low-UV light in an honored place in the Museum of Curios and Oddities here at Stately Blaska Manor is a red baseball cap that reads, “Make America Horny Again.” It’s a … Continue reading

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Trump heralds opening of baseball season

Invites D.A. Alvin Bragg to ‘Play Ball!’ Much is being made of a legally challenged former President for threatening an officer of the law with a baseball bat like some mob boss. His RITO fabulists will demand we not trust … Continue reading

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SOMEONE PLS HELP!

MY CAPS-LOCK KEY IS STUCK! WE’RE LOSING OUR COUNTRY! (IT’S ALWAYS THE LAST PLACE YOU LOOK!) GOT TO TYPE LIKE HELL! THEY’RE COMING TO TAKE ME AWAY, HO HO, HEE HEE, HA HA, TO THE FUNNY FARM (NOT MAR-A-LAGO) WHERE … Continue reading

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