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Sacrilegious, blasphemous, and just bad politics

Donald Trump, heal thyself!

At the Big Bang of Beatlemania, an awed John Lennon remarked “We’re more popular than Jesus.” For certain, the Fab Four sold more vinyl than the Messiah but they did not have mid-term elections to worry about like Donald Trump.

As the most self-destructive president since Richard Nixon, this may be the first time Trump’s rampant narcissism claimed the top headline in our Wall Street Journal: “President’s criticism of the Pope, religious image, stuns Christians.” And, one hopes, good Republicans, as well.

Our social media feed is buzzing like Africanized bees over the illustration Trump posted of himself as Jesus healing the sick. If shooting that guy on Fifth Avenue won’t do it, this may be where the President of the United States finally turns wine into skunk water. A smattering of comments: 

Amy Scott: “So awful. I cannot believe I ever supported this man.”

Jill Marie: “I am not overly religious, but this is more than just troublesome.”

Ramona Weakland Warden: “The President totally crossed the line here.”

Tammy Hastings“I AGREE. Disgusting.”

Karen Beth Herman: “That is just sick!!!”

Pope, doctor, or dope?

The faithful — by which we mean Trump’s faithful — attempt this apologia: “He had an opinion on Pope Leo, who disagrees with Trump and so he posted this picture of him as a pope, not as Jesus,” argues one Nina Mickelson on our Facebook feed.

Nina, If you were Catholic you would know that Trump was not portraying the Pope. If you were Christian, you would know that he was portraying himself as Jesus.

Yes, Pope Leo 14 thinks this President should work for peace in Iran. The cafeteria Catholic who runs this blogge thinks that is exactly what Trump is attempting. We believe our religion embodies a Just War doctrine. History condemns one of Leo’s predecessors for not more vigorously fighting fascist Italy and Nazi Germany. In any event, a nuclear Iran is not a matter over which the Bishop of Rome claims infallibility.

“I can’t believe how he’s trying to excuse it now,” marveled State Rep. Barbara Dittrich, D-Oconomowoc, after Trump guiltily pulled his graven image and claimed he was posing only as a supernatural Marcus Welby M.D.

That’s Christopher B. Jeffers’ sycophantic spin: “The artist’s intent was to communicate Trump healing the nation. … Trump is a grand master at trolling the easily offended.”

Blaska’s Bottom Line: We pray on our knees that Trump would grandly master healing the nation instead of trolling the easily offended. (That was NOT one of the virtues listed at the Sermon on the Mount!) We argue not as good Christians (we’ve got a few more sins on our bucket list) but because we’d like to elect Tom Tiffany as governor of Wisconsin and maybe help Derrick Van Orden squeak through for another term in Congress. (Did you know he was a Navy Seal?) Even good policies get overshadowed by this kind of bad imagery.

As for John Lennon, he never said the Beatles should be more popular than Jesus, only that they were, to his amazement. Lennon apologized, just the same. Confession, it is said, is good for the soul — and maybe Republican chances this November. But Trump is less popular than the Pope and confesses nothing because he is infallible. 

Will it take a miracle to cure this President?

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6 responses to “Sacrilegious, blasphemous, and just bad politics”

  1. Steve Avatar

    Dave, you wrote: ““President’s criticism of the Pope, religious image, stuns Christians.” And, one hopes, good Republicans, as well.”” Would those be RINOS or RITOS or Elmhorsts??

  2. pioneering609d4d5a89 Avatar
    pioneering609d4d5a89

    Trump is the only politician that has endured a prosecution parade as Jesus did leading up to Good Friday, we will see soon if he follows and rises as our savior once again. God knows we need one.

    1. David Blaska Avatar

      Saved from what? Division? Anger? Rabid partisanship? Rancor? Mockery? Or just trade imbalances?

    2. Nathan E Marks Avatar

      Rack your brain for a second?

      Reach REAL deep….and contemplate, do you think there might be a reason why prosecution has plagued him like garlic-breath after a good Italian pesto?

      As noted in “Liar Liar” by the philosopher-poet, Jim Carrey, Trump should: “Stop Breaking The Law, Asshole!”

  3. richard V Lesiak Avatar

    Trump is deranged, but it is fun to watch people twist themselves into knots looking for excuses. A doctor, was a joke, the POPE made me do it. All nonsense. He needs to be gone. PERIOD. The only joke was watching JUST DUMB VANCE trying to cover his ass. Embarrassing and dangerous. Dementia Don is driving your entire party into the toilet and it is time to admit it. All these half-assed excuses just make his defenders look like fools.

  4. Gary L. Kriewald Avatar
    Gary L. Kriewald

    IT’S THE END TIMES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! But seriously, folks. Didn’t Christ himself say that false prophets would rise up and use his name to spread their false doctrines? Not sure what he’d make of DJT, a man innocent of doctrine but one who knows how to make the pagans and heathens of the far left lose their lunches. And did you notice how the Democrats in Congress who are now calling for use of the 25th amendment are the same ones who kept saying “Nothing to see here” when faced with irrefutable evidence of Biden’s senility?

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