Tag: Erin Burnett
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We’ll drink to that!
Trump keeps another promise! The Head Groundskeeper admits to an unwholesome crush on Erin Burnett. Too bad the CNN prime-time host is such a (rhymes with fore!) for the party of Biden and Schumer! Give the brunette beauty this much: she does empathy better than even cry-on-cue Anderson Cooper. The news lady emoted all over…
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Capital Times publisher won’t date Trump voters
Can’t accept defeat of ‘woman of color’! The publisher of The Capital Times admits that he spent the run-up to Election Day 2024 with his nose buried in Rachel Maddow’s heaving bosom. That’s the problem, Paul Fanlund! Get out of Madison WI! Borrow Blaska’s Ford Ranger pick up truck and head out to Muscoda or…
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Speaker Mike Johnson for President!
He braved the mob at Columbia U! America needed Washington, cherry tree or not. The Head Groundskeeper needs his heroes, too. Preferably living. Glued to a page in his childhood scrapbook is a photograph of his first crush, Corkie and her dog, White Shadow. Serialized on the Mouseketeers TV program in 1956. (Buddy Ebsen played…