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Tag: CNN

  • We’ll drink to that!

    Trump keeps another promise! The Head Groundskeeper admits to an unwholesome crush on Erin Burnett. Too bad the CNN prime-time host is such a (rhymes with fore!) for the party of Biden and Schumer! Give the brunette beauty this much: she does empathy better than even cry-on-cue Anderson Cooper. The news lady emoted all over…

  • Is he still talking?

    Is not brevity the soul of wit? When the Head Groundskeeper burrowed into his crib around 10:30 CST in order to make bed check at Stately Blaska Manor, Donald Trump was still riffing off the Teleprompter like Jerry Lewis during his all-night muscular dystrophy telethons. We get that political figures can’t keep every promise. But…

  • Speaker Mike Johnson for President!

    He braved the mob at Columbia U! America needed Washington, cherry tree or not. The Head Groundskeeper needs his heroes, too. Preferably living. Glued to a page in his childhood scrapbook is a photograph of his first crush, Corkie and her dog, White Shadow. Serialized on the Mouseketeers TV program in 1956. (Buddy Ebsen played…

  • Even CNN admits Trump was right about collusion hoax

    It was Barzini Hillary all along. The Great Reckoning has begun. In a bombshell mea culpa posted today, CNN admits, in essence, that the infamous Steele dossier alleging that Donald Trump as blackmailed into serving Vladimir Putin should be called “the Clinton dossier.” In words that CNN suggests but cannot bring itself to say: the…

  • CNN is a ‘frenzied Trump stalkerblog’

    Rachel Maddow, film-flam queen Let one of the late-night Jimmys make a joke at Donald Trump’s expense and expect to see it referenced on CNN’s website the next morning. Let Chris Cuomo switch away from a guest and see it celebrated the next day as a blow against the empire. CNN remains the default home…

  • Mr. President! Mr. President, over here! Mike McCarthy a goner?

    You want due process? I got some due process for you! The You Tube-accredited lawyers here at Blaska Policy Werkes (and Tanning Salon) despair of new “rights” created out of various penumbras.  A judge this morning ordered the President to restore the White House “hard pass” press credential of CNN  bad boy Jim Acosta. On…