Tag: Trump
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‘Is he trying to lose the election?’
(or is he just batsch!tt crazy?) That’s what the Wall Street Journal is asking of Donald Trump. A publication that WANTS him to win! So the Republican nominee shows up at the 9/11 Memorial in NYC Wednesday 09-11/24 almost arm-in-arm with a crackpot named Laura Loomer, a 9/11 Truther who claims the attack was “an…
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We’re stuck with him now, aren’t we
He really IS weird! In Everything You Wanted to Know About Sex (But Were Afraid to Ask), Woody Allen ferreted out the cause of the buzz kill that was defusing his libido — a shaming, fundamentalist cleric hidden in his boiler room. The conservative media has located what is derailing the Republican ticket these days:…
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Trump may be guilty but not of this
Jesus was also found guilty! but not of paying hush money to a porn star (although there was Mary Magdalene) We’re in a strange place this morning. Reagan’s morning in America woke up with a MD20/Thunderbird hangover. Our metaphors are mixed like the rotgut in a dorm room Wapatuli tub! The gloves are off. This…
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Pro-Hamas Democrats will ‘re-elect’ Trump!
Price check at City Hall! The City of Madison is now in the grocery business! Sweetened the pot with another $1 million. On top of $4.6 million to purchase ground-floor grocery space on S. Park Street in 2021 and another $2.9 million for improvements last year. Because south Madison is a food desert. No one…
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Try AOC in a small town!
Rural Wisconsin is NOT voting for The Squad, John Nichols! Whenever someone begins an argument by saying “there is no question,” be certain their proposition is more questionable than a Nigerian prince’s embargoed millions. Someone has to counter John Nichols and his rank partisanship. We are happy to oblige. Comrade John asserts “there is no question…
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No more kissing babies!
Throw some cheese on them! It may seem like that know-it-all Blaska has an opinion on everything but sharp-eyed Platinum+ subscribers will notice he has yet to weigh in on European football, the wonder drug Ozempic, or the Oxford comma (which we use here at the Werkes). Herewith are today’s heaping helping of the Head…