Laughing Joe
Men who suddenly look around and find that they're tossing a professional wrestler off a steel cage to plummet right through the announcer's table are at high risk of developing toxic masculinity. If a man in your life is suffering from this symptom, encourage him to stop wrestling in the WWE immediately. Eating meat on occasion - A disease like toxic masculinity can quickly change your diet. If you find yourself leaving your vegan avocado quinoa toast smoothies untouched in favor of wolfing down some bacon-wrapped bacon, you might have toxic masculinity.
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Following the school to prison pipeline
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Take the bus, leave the fighting to us
5:10 p.m. Wednesday, January 15 – Officers were dispatched to a physical fight that occurred on a City of Madison Metro bus near Broadway/Fayette Ave. The bus driver/victim (48-year-old WF) attempted to intervene, but the suspect (16-year-old AAF) kept on fighting. The suspect was arrested for battery to a public transit vehicle operator and conveyed to the Juvenile Reception Center. One of the juveniles (13-year-old AAM) involved in the original disturbance was cited for battery and disorderly conduct.
Kids crashing cars!
10:00 a.m. Tuesday, January 15 — Officers responded to assist Monona PD with a hit-and-run crash on the Beltline where four subjects/suspects fled on foot. The suspects were subsequently apprehended (all juveniles – ages 14, 15 and 16) with MPD assistance, as well as several other agencies. Monona PD has the lead on this investigation.
At 3 o’clock in the morning!
3:08 a.m. 01-08-19 — An officer observed a vehicle suspiciously parked in the East Towne Mall area. A data check of the vehicle revealed that the vehicle was stolen. The vehicle drove away from the area and a traffic stop was initiated. The driver/suspect (16-year-old UM) lied about his identity and was found to have an outstanding warrant from Illinois. A passenger (17-year-old WF) claimed to have been given the vehicle several days ago and she denied knowing the vehicle was stolen. A second passenger (16-year-old WM) was also in the vehicle. The driver/suspect was conveyed to the Juvenile Reception Center on charges of operating a motor vehicle without consent (OMVWOC) and the outstanding warrant. The female passenger was arrested for operating a motor vehicle without consent – party to a crime. The male passenger was conveyed to a local youth shelter. Investigation continuing.
Mitch Henck boosts Blaska for school board
The wonderful world of Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez
Jack walked into a sports bar around 9:58 pm. He sat down at the bar next to Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez and stared up at the TV as the 10 o'clock news came on. The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a large building, preparing to jump. Alexandria looked at Jack and said, "Do you think he'll jump?" Jack said, "You know what, I bet he will." Alexandria replied, "Well, I bet he won't." Jack placed $30 on the bar and said, "You're on!” Just as she placed her money on the bar, the guy did a swan dive off of the building, falling to his death. She was very upset and handed her $30 to Jack, saying, "Fair's fair... Here's your money." Jack replied, "I can't take your money. I saw this earlier on the 5 o'clock news and knew he would jump." Alexandria replied, "I did too, but I didn't think he'd do it again." Jack took the money. AOC went back to the U.S. Congress.
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