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Tag: Robin Vos

  • WI Republicans don’t trust elections

    Especially the ones we lose! WI Assembly Speaker Robin Vos squeaked past his Republican primary opponent, Trump-backed Adam Steen, with 51% of the vote 08-09-22. Stolen Election un-truthers smell another rat! They hate Robin Vos because he knows the 2020 election cannot legally be decertified. Any election the un-truthers lose has got to be stolen.…

  • You are SO fired!

    Robin Vos is the boss! One of Tommy Thompson’s former staff members relates how the governor backed him into a wardrobe closet at an event that had gone wrong and growled, “You are so fired!” Tommy fired and rehired the same aide twice that day. Ronald Reagan retired his Bedtime for Bonzo image for all…

  • Today’s primary elections results PREDICTED!

    We think it’s Becky. The gray labcoats here at the Policy Werkes ripped the tarp off Ol’ Sparky, our Eisenhower-era mainframe computer. After a good power-washing using Duz detergent soap, Sparky shorted out. Replaced the ceramic fuse with a Lincoln penny and the venerable machine roared back to life, ready to predict the winners on…

  • Republicans form circular firing squad

    ‘We have met the enemy and he is us’ — Pogo That old cowboy philosopher Will Rogers said he belonged to no organized political party. “I’m a Democrat.”  But Democrats are closing ranks — none more spectacularly than last week when millionaires Sarah Godlewski and Alex Lasry quit the U.S. Senate race — as Outagamie…

  • WI Republicans move on from Trump

    Losing the stolen election lost cause! In a previous thrilling episode of your favorite blogge, the Werkes predicted that Assembly Speaker Robin Vos would be greeted by a raucous round of booing from delegates at the Wisconsin Republican convention. Yet, his on-stage panel discussion last weekend was greeted by the 1,450 delegates with nary a discouraging…

  • Will Hunter Biden teach drug policy at UW-Madison?

    He knows the subject and the new chancellor! Something tells the Werkes that the new UW-Madison chancellor won’t be restoring the good name of Academy Award-winnning actor Fredric March any time soon. That big rock ain’t coming back, either. The University of Wisconsin regents have picked as the next UW-Madison campus chancellor Jennifer Mnookin, currently…