Tag: Donald Trump
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Will Wisconsin embarrass Trump?
In today’s primary election? Pulled the tarp off our Eisenhower-era mainframe computer and fed its biomass digester with crusty, year-old Peeps and gaily painted hard-boiled egg shells. Ol’ Sparky coughed acrid blue smoke before spitting out today’s Wisconsin primary election predix: Donald Trump will garner less than three-fourths of the Republican vote, a huge embarrassment…
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Eeek! A Republican at MSNBC?
Trigger warning! Turmoil is being caused! Honest to God and pray for rain, The Capital Times once printed an editorial cartoon drawn by that bolshevik Mike Konopacki lampooning one of its own newspaper reporters: BLASKA! By that point in his so-called career, Blaska had abjured objectivity. He had seen too many of his colleagues literally…
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This year’s election is the most important since the last election!
Whenever that was. Like Paul Revere’s midnight ride, a friend called late last night to spread the news that Elon Musk was warning that the next presidential election is the most important of our lifetimes. Yawn. It’s like my golf instructor said. (Blaska took lessons?) Q. What’s the most important shot in golf? A. The…
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Asking for a friend
Anyone predict burning tires in our future? Eric Hovde promises to donate his salary if elected Senator. Why advertise that you are Daddy Warbucks? Chuck Schumer is telling Israelis to change leaders? How would Democrats like it if Bibi Netanyahu told American Jews to vote Trump? (Bonus question: How about we protect our own goddamn…
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Literally, a ‘bloodbath’?
Is Haiti in our tournament bracket? Four games in four days — even this couch potato needs a rest. Play of the tournament: Badger playmaker Chuckie Hepburn harassing opposing guard Braden Smith to give up the ball on an offensive foul in overtime with Purdue leading by one point, allowing Max Klesmit to score the…
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The trail is getting cold
for Biden AND Trump! We spent Monday 02-26-24 at the top of Wisconsin in a place with the charming name of Land O’ Lakes to watch son Max roll out his movie adaptation of a Stephen King story, Last Rung on the Ladder. It was well received at its showing at the Gateway Lodge, the…