Tag: Donald Trump
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He is risen, isn’t he?!
Will bandaged ears become like crucifixes worn in His Name? Donald Trump showed himself to the nation last night 07-15-24 to hosannas from the multitude. No one poked a finger into his side but, Hark! His near-miss survival of a bullet to the head not quite three days (51 hours) earlier is heralded as a…
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Please don’t take away my keys!
My computer keyboard keys, that is. A particularly insolent field hand remarked that your host is the oldest ever to serve as Head Groundskeeper of Blaska Policy Werkes. So we’ve been looking over our shoulder, ready to fend off would-be alpha males in the herd. While the Catholic Church limits to age 70 the voting…
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Oh! My! God!
Voters are thoroughly screwed, blued, and tattooed! We’re doomed! DOO-OOMED as Linus said in the Great Pumpkin. Trump v. Biden 06-27-24 was a debacle. A blot on history. A stain upon the Republic. A national 9-1-1. Neither of these two … individuals … should be anywhere near the Presidency. Thursday night’s televised debate was not…
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Imagining the Trump/Biden debate
… as a Vince McMahon barbwire cage match! Switchboard operators at Blaska Policy Werkes are not accepting in-coming phone calls Thursday (06-27-24) from 8 to 9:30 p.m. CST. Door-to-door missionaries, we found Jesus and he was doing well, last we checked. The Head Groundskeeper is tapping his b&w Philco into our neighbor’s cable for the…
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Franz Kafka v Donald Trump
“He admits he doesn’t know the law and at the same time insists he’s innocent.” ― Franz Kafka, ‘The Trial‘ As a general rule, when Blaska commits a crime, he likes to know its name. From what we can gather, neither Trump nor his Manhattan trial jury were ever very certain, except that the likely Republican nominee is…
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Melania is one ‘pissed off spouse’
So much for ‘stand by your man’! He’s a liar’s liar The faceless bureaucrats at Blaska Policy Werkes understand why Blaska’s political party will endorse Donald Trump for President next month (the clock is ticking!) in Milwaukee. Cheap gasoline, pure cussedness, and Joe Biden. What my non-tenured pencil-necked geeks cannot understand is why the man…