Tag: Donald Trump
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We were brought up in the middle class
drinking beer, not wine! The head groundskeeper stuck his snoot into several bottles of wine earlier this month while visiting relatives in another state, with the difference being not the volume vanquished but corks instead of screw tops. Swear this interloper from the sticks used proper technique but the cork crumbled into the bottle despite…
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Blaming the refs
is what losers do! Notice something? It’s never Donald Trump’s fault. The man who gave up his billionaire lifestyle, the perfect genius, did not lose the last election. Somehow, it was stolen right out from under him even while he served as President of the United States — betrayed by his own attorney general, Republican…
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Kamala for the prosecution
A target-rich environment On the nekkid lady calendar out in the carriage house, we’re circling Tuesday, September 10. That night at 8 CDT the first (and maybe only) debate between Kamala Harris and Donald Trump will air on ABC TV. We’re installing fresh new vacuum tubes in the b&w Philco and wearing raincoats for the…
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If Democrats can swap out their candidate, why can’t we?
We’ll see your bet and raise you! Once upon a time, a nation founded in liberty enjoyed Presidents who appealed to the better angels of our nature, invoked shining cities on a hill, welcomed morning in America, promised we had nothing to fear but fear itself, and asked not what Big Brother can do for…
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Kamala could win
despite her California progressivism! A social media “friend” excuses the last 75 minutes of Donald Trump’s aimless, self-indulgent, and onanistic convention speech. Her hero, the Facebook friend apologizes, is owed a little slack after his near-death experience in Butler PA. (“Who wouldn’t go long after being shot at?”) Except that the man’s undisciplined harangue in…