Aerial view of a baseball home plate with a catcher positioned behind it, wearing a mask and gear, and a bat lying on the ground.
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Blaska Policy Werkes

“Sports are one of our last great connectors, a bastion of humanity in a world full of screens and silos” — NY Times

  • Searching for its identity, Democrats should lose identity politics

    Maybe, deep down, he’s still that ethnic Catholic-Polish kid who grew up on Milwaukee’s blue collar south side. Because every once in awhile, former Madison mayor Dave Cieslewicz makes a lot of sense. How many Madison liberals, progressives, and socialists go gunning for Bambi in Wisconsin’s deep north woods? Mayor Dave does. Now Cieslewicz (pronounced just…

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  • What is wrong with these people?

    Time to “out” the eight members of the City of Madison Common Council who voted Tuesday (02-07-17) in favor of panhandling on the median strips of our busy city streets. These eight Madison alders got suckered by the scam artists who claim to be homeless, destitute, and desperate but are none of the above. These eight elected…

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  • Blaska tried to save Madison taxpayers $16 million — but no-ooo!

    You are most welcome. The Lord High Commissioner of the Blaska Policy Werkes tried to save Madison taxpayers $16 million. Sixteen Million Dollars, my liberal-progressive-socialist acquaintances, that will have to come out of your pockets and mine. Why? Because $16 million is how much Madison schools stand to lose in state aid. Why are we losing…

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  • Quick, more sanity over here!

    John Roach is an accomplished screen writer (The Straight Story) and well read columnist at Neil Heinen’s Madison magazine. He once supported Kaleem Caire’s Madison Prep charter school but since then has given a season pass to the Madison Leftists who brought it down. Mr. Roach upbraids Your Humble Squire with this withering volley: “Why don’t you…

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  • Doing the ‘safe thing’ in Madison WI

    About Tuesday night’s marathon Love Fest at the Madison Common Council meeting the Policy Werkes has little to report except that everyone felt good and tired after it was all over. And it was a good kind of tired. The City of Madison struck a symbolic blow at Trump’s temporary travel restrictions on natives of…

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  • Did anyone catch the Super Bowl? How was it?

    How many Super Bowls have been absolute bores? This one depleted the Stately Manor’s bin of superlatives. It was the best-est and the Squire watched the very first one when St. Vince patrolled the sidelines in overcoat and fedora 50 years ago. Had vowed to skip it. We hate New England here at the Manor…

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Relentless Brewers edge closer to World Series glory

“Ueck has two statues at the park: one outside where fans leave empty beer cans as tribute, and another inside, in the thin air of the upper deck, a nod to those Miller Lite commercials in which Ueck got marooned in the nosebleeds. This was Ueck’s ball club as much as anyone’s. Yount underlined it before for Game 1, when he walked out for the first pitch wearing one of Uecker’s glorious car-salesman plaid blazers.” — Jason Gay, Wall Street Journal


Today’s Laff Riot!

If anyone else had been picked for MVP, Wm Contreras would have tapped his helmet until ABS got it right.

A vintage black and white photo of Bob Uecker as a young baseball player on the left, alongside a color photo of him smiling in his later years on the right, with text displaying his name and years 1934-2025.

Just saw a kid with a shirt that says “2/3 of the earth is covered with water. The other third is covered by Sal Frelich.”