Blaska Policy Werkes

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  • We’re hanging with Hong

    Our best hope to elect a Republican governor! We gave up on the Badger basketballers Wednesday night. They were down 35 to 15 when we switched off the 13-inch b&w Philco (SORCERY!) shortly before half time. We missed “fifth-year guard” Nick Boyd draining a two-pointer with one second before intermission. Our men in shorts continued their furious comeback in the second half to win 67 to 63!  We have that same effect on politics. No sooner had Blaska Policy Werkes given a full-throated endorsement to Josh Schoemann for governor than the guy up and quits — before halftime! Donald…

    Read it and Weep!


  • Tom Tiffany was made an offer he can’t refuse

    Do this service for your Don(ald). Congratulations to Tom Tiffany for getting Donald Trump’s endorsement for Wisconsin governor. Condolences to Tom Tiffany for getting Donald Trump’s endorsement for Wisconsin governor.  A two-edged sword with no handle. Trump’s blessing will help the northern WI congressman win the Republican nomination. But he was always going to beat Washington County Exec Josh Schoemann (pronounced “SHOW man”) in the August primary election. Did not need the help.  Will hurt Tiffany in November. Because “Be quiet, Piggy” has company: Double salsa dippers like Kristi Noem and Greg Bovino. The hooded eyelids of Stephen Miller.…

    Read it and Weep!


  • Can’t anyone get immigration right?

    Neither side is doing its cause any favors. One could blame Joe Biden for Minneapolis just as much as the Gregory Bovino/Proud Boy wing of the Republican party. The question posed by liberals of a certain age over dense books and fine wine Monday evening on Madison’s west side was this: What was the former President thinking when he allowed — if not encouraged — 7.8 million immigrants to illegally cross the border — 1.7 million of whom evaded apprehension? Kamala Harris, border czar? Shirley, you must be joking! Even the two Republicans in the group (one a suspected…

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  • Enemies! They’re everywhere!

    No more kringle at the White House mess! [EDITORS NOTE: Today’s installment is the work of an aggrieved and ill-tempered platinum subscriber, the result of an out-of-court court settlement forced on the notorious RINO who normally writes this blogge.] by Manfred A.G. Angleturn, Facebook keyboard warrior Who else could have outed perfidious Canada as our arch enemy but the four-dimensional chess player in the White House?! We are soon to be apprised of Canada’s never-before reported or imagined crimes against the lower 48 just as we learned of John McCain’s treasonous captivity after he opposed the President sent here by…

    Read it and Weep!


  • There ain’t no ‘UniParty’ in Madison, you fascist!

    Don’t believe your lyin’ eyes! Back when Ali Muldrow was still speaking to us, shortly after defeating Blaska for Madison school board, she invited her vanquished opponent to dine with her at an isthmus boîte frequented by other socialists like John Nichols and Mayor Satya’s chief of staff. Ali, a young black woman, seemed genuinely intrigued by the real live, unapologetic conservative seated across from her — as if farm-grown Blaska were an exotic specimen netted in Margaret Meade’s anthropologic butterfly net. “Are you carrying?” she asked at a subsequent invite to her program on counter-culture radio station WORT-FM.…

    Read it and Weep!


  • The good guys can win, after all!

    Thanks, Hoosiers, we needed that! There is a spring in our step this frigid Wisconsin morning. An America aching to its soul wanted Indiana to win their game Monday night 01-19-26, needed the Hoosiers to be crowned the champions of college football, and they did it! The gods must not be angry, after all. All-American kid Fernando Mendoza, grandson of (legal) Cuban immigrants, lip bloodied by an uncalled flagrant foul, praises his teammates, kisses his MS-afflicted mother, makes the sign of the cross in tribute to a merciful God, and thanks (of all places) cold Midwestern Indiana for taking…

    Read it and Weep!




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Finally, charges

The vice president of the Madison school board and the CEO of non-profit Urban Triage were charged with misdemeanors on Thursday.

Maia Pearson and Brandi Grayson are both charged with resisting or obstructing an officer and disorderly conduct, online court records show. Both made initial court appearances Thursday morning and were given signature bonds.

The charges stem from a December 2025 incident outside a theater in downtown Madison. Police said Pearson drove over cones into a loading zone and caused a disturbance. She and Grayson allegedly refused to exit the vehicle and had to be removed by officers. — Channel 3000 News


Robin Vos, Speaker of the WI Assembly, announces today he is not seeking re-election to the legislature.


Today’s Laff Riot!

Anyone else think next we see Nancy Guthrie, she’ll be wearing a beret and holding an AR-15 in a bank hold-up?