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Tom Tiffany was made an offer he can’t refuse
Do this service for your Don(ald). Congratulations to Tom Tiffany for getting Donald Trump’s endorsement for Wisconsin governor. Condolences to Tom Tiffany for getting Donald Trump’s endorsement for Wisconsin governor. A two-edged sword with no handle. Trump’s blessing will help the northern WI congressman win the Republican nomination. But he was always going to beat Washington County Exec Josh Schoemann (pronounced “SHOW man”) in the August primary election. Did not need the help. Will hurt Tiffany in November. Because “Be quiet, Piggy” has company: Double salsa dippers like Kristi Noem and Greg Bovino. The hooded eyelids of Stephen Miller.…
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Can’t anyone get immigration right?
Neither side is doing its cause any favors. One could blame Joe Biden for Minneapolis just as much as the Gregory Bovino/Proud Boy wing of the Republican party. The question posed by liberals of a certain age over dense books and fine wine Monday evening on Madison’s west side was this: What was the former President thinking when he allowed — if not encouraged — 7.8 million immigrants to illegally cross the border — 1.7 million of whom evaded apprehension? Kamala Harris, border czar? Shirley, you must be joking! Even the two Republicans in the group (one a suspected…
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Enemies! They’re everywhere!
No more kringle at the White House mess! [EDITORS NOTE: Today’s installment is the work of an aggrieved and ill-tempered platinum subscriber, the result of an out-of-court court settlement forced on the notorious RINO who normally writes this blogge.] by Manfred A.G. Angleturn, Facebook keyboard warrior Who else could have outed perfidious Canada as our arch enemy but the four-dimensional chess player in the White House?! We are soon to be apprised of Canada’s never-before reported or imagined crimes against the lower 48 just as we learned of John McCain’s treasonous captivity after he opposed the President sent here by…
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There ain’t no ‘UniParty’ in Madison, you fascist!
Don’t believe your lyin’ eyes! Back when Ali Muldrow was still speaking to us, shortly after defeating Blaska for Madison school board, she invited her vanquished opponent to dine with her at an isthmus boîte frequented by other socialists like John Nichols and Mayor Satya’s chief of staff. Ali, a young black woman, seemed genuinely intrigued by the real live, unapologetic conservative seated across from her — as if farm-grown Blaska were an exotic specimen netted in Margaret Meade’s anthropologic butterfly net. “Are you carrying?” she asked at a subsequent invite to her program on counter-culture radio station WORT-FM.…
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The good guys can win, after all!
Thanks, Hoosiers, we needed that! There is a spring in our step this frigid Wisconsin morning. An America aching to its soul wanted Indiana to win their game Monday night 01-19-26, needed the Hoosiers to be crowned the champions of college football, and they did it! The gods must not be angry, after all. All-American kid Fernando Mendoza, grandson of (legal) Cuban immigrants, lip bloodied by an uncalled flagrant foul, praises his teammates, kisses his MS-afflicted mother, makes the sign of the cross in tribute to a merciful God, and thanks (of all places) cold Midwestern Indiana for taking…



