Category: Uncle Joe
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Imagining the Trump/Biden debate
… as a Vince McMahon barbwire cage match! Switchboard operators at Blaska Policy Werkes are not accepting in-coming phone calls Thursday (06-27-24) from 8 to 9:30 p.m. CST. Door-to-door missionaries, we found Jesus and he was doing well, last we checked. The Head Groundskeeper is tapping his b&w Philco into our neighbor’s cable for the…
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Obsessed with ‘Equity’ but not voters
Under furious pursuit, Democrats on the wagon train are throwing dead weight over the side! There comes a time, as life’s movie reel spools to its end, when one exclaims, in the shock of sudden awareness, “My God! What Have I Done?!” as did the colonel played by Alec Guinness in Bridge On the River…
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Attention graduates of the University of Hamas:
We’re not paying your student loans! We’re doing a countdown until the River-to-the-Sea people at the University of Wisconsin here in Madison parrot the party line of the terminally Woke at Columbia, Yale, Penn, and Harvard. We will see then whether Chancellor Jennifer Mnookin enters the transfer portal along with the Chamberlin Rock. Once again,…
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Uncle Joe buys votes of college deadbeats
Again, Big Gummint picks winners and losers! The platform of the Democrat(ic) Party can be summarized in three words: More Free Stuff. While we were distracted by the partial eclipse of the sun Monday, the President of the United States dropped out of the sky to reinforce that single truth here in Madison WI. The irony…
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This year’s election is the most important since the last election!
Whenever that was. Like Paul Revere’s midnight ride, a friend called late last night to spread the news that Elon Musk was warning that the next presidential election is the most important of our lifetimes. Yawn. It’s like my golf instructor said. (Blaska took lessons?) Q. What’s the most important shot in golf? A. The…
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Asking for a friend
Anyone predict burning tires in our future? Eric Hovde promises to donate his salary if elected Senator. Why advertise that you are Daddy Warbucks? Chuck Schumer is telling Israelis to change leaders? How would Democrats like it if Bibi Netanyahu told American Jews to vote Trump? (Bonus question: How about we protect our own goddamn…