Attention graduates of the University of Hamas:

We’re not paying your student loans!

We’re doing a countdown until the River-to-the-Sea people at the University of Wisconsin here in Madison parrot the party line of the terminally Woke at Columbia, Yale, Penn, and Harvard. We will see then whether Chancellor Jennifer Mnookin enters the transfer portal along with the Chamberlin Rock.

Once again, the self-entitled bullies of the school yard prove as great a threat to democracy as the backwoods brownshirts (must remember to type the “R”) of the MAGA right. (Tony Evers: put a 24/7 guard on Colonel Heg’s statue!)

These are your people, John Nichols. You voted with them, Rep. Mark Pocan, when you said no soup for Israel. You sided with the people who murdered the Israeli athletes at the 1972 Munich Olympics. The same bastards who threw the old man and his wheelchair overboard the Achille Lauro. The cowards who spent billions of dollars in foreign aid to dig a network of tunnels under schools and hospitals and used women, children, and old men as shields.  

Chanting “Burn Tel Aviv” is Columbia’s brain
on Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion.

“Go Back to Poland” is how doctorates in victimhood address great-grandchildren of the Holocaust. Shutting down rush-hour traffic on the bridge, blocking O’Hare airport, uttering profanities streaked with racial hatred! Madison Democrats can’t wait to pay off their student loans!

Graduates of the University of Hamas will visit Democrats in Chicago this summer (as we predicted a week ago.) Except that Mayor Daley’s finest won’t be standing between your convention delegates and the otherwise deranged. Because you Democrats elected a mayor named Brandon who (as Jeffrey Blehar calls him in National Review) is “a cyst-like extrusion of the Chicago Teachers Union, who hates the Chicago Police Department (the feeling is mutual), [and] avowedly takes the side of youth criminals.”

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We await (with Godot) for John Nichols or — hellz bellz, anyone at The Nation magazine — to emit the slightest tsk tsk at the campus intifadas now sweeping higher education. 

The Gazans are NOT innocent. They elected Hamas and, the record will show, produced not a single dissident — much less an Alexei Navalny. (Did the Allies spare Berlin?) Hamas could end the misery they inflicted on their people this very day by releasing the remaining hostages (or their corpses) and surrendering with their hands up. 

Normally when two countries fight a war, each side takes responsibility for taking care of its own people. In this war, Israel is expected to protect its own civilians but also be responsible for protecting and feeding Palestinian civilians. — Jonah Goldberg

→ “Columbia University students reject a two-campus solution.” — Babylon Bee

So far, except for Senator Fetterman, we have equivocation; Uncle Bosey’s nephew condemns “the anti-semitic protests,” but adds: “I also condemn those who don’t understand what’s going on with the Palestinians.”

Blaska’s Bottom Line: As if Winston Churchill, trying to placate the Oswald Mosleys, vowed to fight on the beaches and the landing strips but then conceded, “On the other hand, Hitler has a point about Versailles.”

Now that higher education has gone kerplooie,
What American institution retains your respect?