Category: Uncle Joe
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Is Tammy Baldwin snubbing Biden?
Even the governor is ‘tentative’ about the President’s visit to Madison! President Biden, bailing more water than the Sorcerer’s Apprentice, scheduled a stop in Madison WI for Friday 07-05-24. He’s seeking to shore up his sinking campaign in battleship U.S.S. Wisconsin after a disastrous televised debate a week ago that calls into question his fitness…
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The senile Biden cover up scandal
‘Growing limitations’ were ‘long apparent’! Pardon us all to hell if we seem obsessed by President Biden’s meltdown, televised in prime time four months before Election Day. Because we are amazed, astonished, agog, and gob-smacked! (!!!) This is a constitutional crisis akin to Watergate. Or January 6, if we may insist. America must now ask:…
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Don’t stand by your man
Throw papa off the train! We get that spouses are supposed to be supportive. Stand by your man 🎵, and all that. But the villain — well meaning though she may be — in this norm-busting presidential campaign is less Nurse Ratched and more Edith Galt Wilson. “Doctor” Jill Biden reminds us of President Wilson’s…
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Please don’t take away my keys!
My computer keyboard keys, that is. A particularly insolent field hand remarked that your host is the oldest ever to serve as Head Groundskeeper of Blaska Policy Werkes. So we’ve been looking over our shoulder, ready to fend off would-be alpha males in the herd. While the Catholic Church limits to age 70 the voting…
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Oh! My! God!
Voters are thoroughly screwed, blued, and tattooed! We’re doomed! DOO-OOMED as Linus said in the Great Pumpkin. Trump v. Biden 06-27-24 was a debacle. A blot on history. A stain upon the Republic. A national 9-1-1. Neither of these two … individuals … should be anywhere near the Presidency. Thursday night’s televised debate was not…
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Sell crazy someplace else
‘We’re all stocked up here’ Jack Nicholson’s advice is ‘As Good As It Gets’ Our guess is that a few in the progressive caucus this morning — maybe Madison’s own Mark Pocan — are wishing they had taken Jamaal Bowman aside and told him (both wearing kefiyas over a snack of of knafeh and sobia)…