Category: Election 2022
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Hugo Chavez jiggered Ol’ Sparky!
We demand primary results be decertified! The Head Groundskeeper is getting with the program. No more will we accept defeat gracefully. Got only three of six correct in the great Blaska-goolie’s Republican primary election predictions. We blame The Deep State for our dismal showing. Only Trump-backed Mike Gableman had worse luck picking winners, he having picked…
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‘Trump-backed’ candidate wins … for now
Becky did not claim election fraud! We are bereft that Rebecca Kleefish lost. A peppier, scrappier campaigner you will not find. Becky must have hugged a thousand voters personally. Campaigning hard to be the first female governor of Wisconsin, a working mother — what a contrast she would have made against Tony Evers! Perky and…
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Today’s primary elections results PREDICTED!
We think it’s Becky. The gray labcoats here at the Policy Werkes ripped the tarp off Ol’ Sparky, our Eisenhower-era mainframe computer. After a good power-washing using Duz detergent soap, Sparky shorted out. Replaced the ceramic fuse with a Lincoln penny and the venerable machine roared back to life, ready to predict the winners on…
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Is Tim Michels already blaming Republicans?
Poll shows Becky Kleefisch winning and Michels is crying foul! And he hasn’t even lost, yet. If the Republican candidate for governor loses, he’s going to blame some of the people in this room. They’re “Never Trumpers” because they didn’t check his name on the ballot. They’re “RINOs,” Donald Trump’s term of disparagement for anyone who…
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Bernie Sanders backer doesn’t like Kleefisch
Stop the presses! A bumbling attempt to clear the way for Evers. Blaska’s Rule #23 of political discourse suggests that if you’re going to accuse your political opponents of cynicism don’t practice the trait yourself. Rebecca Kleefisch and Mike Pence are “a pair of GOP cynics,” John Nichols writes in the Sunday paper. O.K., that’s an opinion, but…
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Trump had a good day
But at the expense of Republican chances in November? What did we tell you? Oh, now we remember! The circular firing squad purging Republicans who doubt the divinity of Trump now is concentrating its fire on WI Assembly Speaker Robin Vos. After the previous blogge went to press, Trump (The Old Pretender) tarred Vos with the…