We demand primary results be decertified!
The Head Groundskeeper is getting with the program. No more will we accept defeat gracefully. Got only three of six correct in the great Blaska-goolie’s Republican primary election predictions. We blame The Deep State for our dismal showing.
Only Trump-backed Mike Gableman had worse luck picking winners, he having picked the opponent of the Assembly Speaker who hired him and now will fire him. We would fire Hugo Chavez for short-circuiting the computer’s Al Gore Rhythms if he were still around. Trump-backed Sydney Powell is on the case.
Should have suspected the big fix was in when Ol’ Sparky, our Eisenhower-era mainframe computer, refused to accept punch cards unless they were punched in Spanish. Explains why we whiffed on three of the six races. This blogge’s platinum subscribers did no better. Few picked Tim Michels to win.
Only one subscriber out of 64 entrants got all the races correct but our incompetent North Korean programmers neglected to ask for entrant names. All we can say is if you made your prediction at 6:57 p..m. on 08-02-22, C’mon down!
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Actual Vote |
Blaska predict |
Readers predict |
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Governor (of 4) |
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Tim Michels ✔︎ |
47.2% |
44% |
1.80 |
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Rebecca Kleefisch (B) |
42.0% |
46% |
1.61 |
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Tim Ramthun |
6.0% |
9% |
3.06 |
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Lt. Governor (of 8) |
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Roger Roth ✔︎ |
30.1% |
28% |
2.83 |
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Patrick Testin (B) |
18.3% |
30% |
1.50 |
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Jonathan Wichman |
13.3% |
x |
7.61 |
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Will Martin |
9.2% |
x |
2.66 |
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Attorney General (of 3) |
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Eric Toney ✔︎ (B) |
37.5% |
43% |
1.58 |
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Adam Jarchow |
36.9% |
42% |
1.83 |
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Karen Mueller |
25.6% |
15% |
2.59 |
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Secretary State (of 3) |
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Amy Loudenbeck ✔︎ (B) |
46.3% |
55% |
1.36 |
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Jay Schroeder |
13.9% |
40% |
1.89 |
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Congress (of 2) |
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Erik Olson ✔︎ |
50.1% |
30% |
x |
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Charity Barry (B) |
49.9% |
70% |
x |
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Assembly (of 2) |
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Robin Vos ✔︎ (B) |
51.3% |
60% |
1.11 |
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Adam Steen |
48.7% |
40% |
1.89 |
✔︎ Winner. (B) Blaska pick to win. X Blaska did not predict or did not include on subscriber poll. Reader Pick numbers range from 1 (for first place) to 3, 4, or 8 depending on number of candidates.
Education
Blaska Policy Werkes 
Ol’ Sparky’s been whiffing on anything Trump related for a long time.
Time to inspect the vacuum tubes?
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Maybe you need to call the Eric Trump computer and cell phone repair service.
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Sure you haven’t got the old Khrushchev-era mainframe using base-3 arithmetic?
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I wonder what Hunter Biden’s computer would’ve predicted if he still had it?
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Probably would have involved coke and hookers, something this blogge lacks.
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“Probably would have involved coke and hookers, something this blogge lacks.”
The Gotch participates in neither; ever consider free beer?
Heck, even BOGO’d be alright…
The Gotch
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The BLOGGE BLOWHARD AWAKES.
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Here’s the next survey for Ol’ Sparky to tackle: Did the FBI raid on Pres. Trump’s home change the minds of anyone who cherished the fantasy that the outcome of Jan. 6th “preserved our democracy”? A simple yes or no question shouldn’t put too much stress on the circuits (or vacuum tubes).
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Give Gableman a million bucks and a couple of years; he’ll figure it out for you. Awww crap; who am I kidding.
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Damn! I am jealous that Blaska’s Ol’ Sparky computer has a steering wheel and the extra large model with 2 wheels at that! I gotta get me one for my Toshiba laptop!
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Not to mention: cruise control and vent windows!
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