Time to PANIC!

Run for your lives! Save yourselves!

Now Chik-fil-A is out of sauce!

We’ve always wanted to write a headline like that in our newspaper print days. Break off in mid-sentence and leave a lot of unfinished white space.

Despair is in order, it says here, thanks to the Joe Biden/Kamala Harris presidency. If it wasn’t for bad news, the Biden/Harris administration wouldn’t have any news at all. Which is why CNN and their ilk are saying “Look over here!” — running telethons over Liz Cheney’s defenestration.

My eyes! *

Let’s review the damages:

•   The stock market is down 4% so far this week (681 points on the Dow Wednesday alone) and it’s only Thursday.

•   Inflation is up 4.2% — the highest in 13 years. And Biden/Harris want to throw another $2.3 trillion at loosely defined “infrastructure.” The $1.9 Trillion stimulus enacted in March hasn’t all been spent yet.

A social media meme shows a sheet of plywood and the legend: “No low ballers; I know what I’ve got.

•   To pay for all that Democrats would raise taxes by $3.3 Trillion over the next decade, which would dampen the GDP by 1.62%.

•   Unemployment is up, partly because Democrats are paying people not to work. In April, the American economy produced 266,000 jobs compared with 770,000 in March and 536,000 in February. Unemployment ticked up a percentage point to 6.1%.

•   Illegal migrants are pouring over the Mexican border at a 20-year high; already more the first three months of the year than in Trump’s last 12 months in office. Many are kids kept in cages.

•   Russia is hacking and shutting down our pipelines. Finishing the job Biden started with Keystone XL, we suppose. Since last November 3, the average price per gallon of regular gasoline in the U.S. has jumped 75 cents. Gasoline lines are back and so is hoarding.

The U.S. Consumer Products Safety Commission put out this advisory 5-12-21: “Do not fill plastic bags with gasoline.” They wouldn’t be putting out advisories like that if people weren’t filling plastic bags with gasoline.

•   In the name of climate change — the liberal equivalent of a snipe hunt — Biden/Harris cancelled oil and gas leasing on federal lands and waters.

•   The federal government ran a $1.9 Trillion deficit in the seven months through April — up 30% for a new record high.

•   The national debt now stands at $4 Trillion — the highest since WW2 — when we had something to show for it.

•   Israel and the Palestinians are killing each other again, thanks to John Kerry’s friends in Iran.

•   Critical race theory is being taught in the schools. The cancel culture killed off Roseanne Barr and Uncle Ben. Police are the bad guys, not criminals. Aaron Rodgers might quit the Packers.

Blaska’s Bottom Line: Like Dandy Don Meredith would sing during a blowout on Monday Night Football, “The party’s O-ver!”

How hopeless are YOU?

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12 Responses to Time to PANIC!

  1. Kevin S Wymore says:

    What? You can’t fill flimsy plastic bags with gasoline? I got my rights, I tell ya!

    Liked by 1 person

  2. Good Dog, Happy Man says:

    Zhou Bai-Din’s evolved from BHO’s, “ “Hope and Change”” to “Rope and Chains”. Teaching fear and failure is a self-fulfilling prophecy. Fear sells. Cancer spreads.
    End-stage TDS is a horrible Lefty wasting disease.

    Jimmah Cahtah is no longer the worst president in American history.
    That’s why today he’s sporting that big old goofy, toothy, grin again.

    Good Dog said, “Smile, … things could get worse.”
    So I did. And sure enough, … things got worse.

    Mano-man, I miss President Trump.


    • Mark K says:

      I think we all miss Mr Trump. I’m not a Trump fan, but geez. He wouldn’t be masked up, his State of the Union would not have been “socially distant”. He’d be gushing optimism about how we beat covid, the Middle East wouldn’t be exploding, our southern border would be relatively quiet ….. on and on.

      Inflation started on his watch, but he would not be throwing gas on the fire = all the stimulus money.

      I guess I could say more but won’t. We get the government we deserve, good and hard.

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      • Batman says:

        “We get the government we deserve, good and hard.”
        Normally I agree with this sentiment especially when applied to Madison,
        but the 2020 Prez election was such an obvious sham, not so sure it applies here.


  3. One eye says:

    Take shelter Godzilla is coming!


  4. Gary L. Kriewald says:

    I’m old enough to remember the gas lines of 1979, one of the many self-inflicted disasters that sank the Carter presidency. History is repeating itself in fast–and I do mean fast–forward. Only four months into Obama’s third term and we’re seeing a repeat of everything but the Iranian Hostage crisis–an updated version of which may be looming on the horizon. I’m waiting for some government official–the Energy Secretary, maybe–to announce that women, minorities, LGBTQ people and the differently abled get to cut to the head of the line at your local BP station.


  5. richard lesiak says:

    The Dow is up 565 as I write. Wittmer (R)r wants to shut down a pipeline running through her state. Mccarthy said Biden is president. No panda poop on AZ ballots. Life is good.


  6. The generation which inherited the greatest country with the strongest economy will pass on a failed nation and failed economy to their posterity.

    Though watching the mass tantrum thrown by boomers when they lose their inheritance and spend the rest of their days in abject poverty will be slight consolation for the damage caused by their self-serving, destructive ways.


    • georgessson says:

      Mousy-kins: “Abject poverty”? Boomers’ SS and income, (and investments) will far exceed their retirement needs. Do ya believe the world is flat, too? Jes’ askin’…

      Seems to Moi that the “failed nation” B.S./Blame lies in the succeeding generations. Those folks that have been ever-increasingly irresponsible for providing an “easy-pass” in life, be it middle school, HS or college.

      By the way, RE: “Strongest economy”. Have you NOT participated in the Market in the last decade? And the 4 years under Trump resulted in historic double-digit increases, as well as the lowest U/E in 50 years. And more…. ALL citizens benefited, my financial-fact-challenged friend.


  7. Bill says:

    Ah yes, but the real tiger in the room here that no one is paying attention to unless you live in Taiwan, the Philippines, Hong Kong, South Korea, Japan, Malaysia, Indonesia, New Guinea and finally Australia and New Zealand is China. China is becoming increasingly bellicose to especially Taiwan with the Chinese Premier saying that the “Taiwan Problem” will be resolved during his term in office.

    You won’t get this in our news, cause our news isn’t news; it is just the crap about why “whitey is bad and global warming will destroy the planet.

    On the other hand, the Aussies are very concerned about getting dragged into a war between China and Taiwan. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46THbHEzvqQ. To them, war between China and Taiwan would be no joke.

    The way the people of Hong Kong are treated has been different to the way the people in the rest of China have been treated, but no more. China is cracking down on the people of Hong Kong who want more democracy. https://apnews.com/article/democracy-hong-kong-jimmy-lai-china-asia-pacific-dd17218f4e242fcaf57db74d39450a3a

    Nope, nothing to see here folks, move along.

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  8. Good Dog, Happy Man says:

    Since Joebama was installed, in less than 4 months, he has accomplished quite a lot:

    Inflation. Gas shortages. Computer chip shortages.
    Unemployment up. Job numbers down.
    Lumber, Food, Shelter prices spiking.
    Welfare is paying more than a having a job.
    Israel under missile attack from Hamas. Israel retaliating.
    Iran buzzing Navy ships with impunity.
    China and Russia waging cyberwarfare against the U.S.
    Teaching CRT in our public schools indoctrination camps.
    Recruits suffering from GID, gender identity disorder, mandated in military.
    Million+ illegal aliens, (aka: undocumented D卐M☭CRAT voters) entering the U.S.

    Can’t wait to see what next month brings.

    ˙pןɹoʍ spɹɐʍʞɔɐq puɐ uʍop ǝpısdn uɐ uı ǝʌıן sʇɐɹɔoɯǝp

    Mamas don’t let your children grow up to be Leftists.
    Lefties aren’t good for children and other living things.

    Maybe one day, proglibocrats will get woke, look in a mirror and honestly ask themselves,
    “Why are we in this handbasket, and where are we headed?”


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