I am not Tim Carpenter

Do not beat me!

Blaska feels it necessary to explain to people with bullhorns and more tattoos than a Marine regiment that we are not Tim Carpenter. It’s Carpenter you want, social justice warriors! Not Blaska!

The head groundskeeper of the Policy Werkes has logged too many trips around the sun and is lamentably lacking in melanin, very much like the good liberal Democrat from Milwaukee, last seen back asswards, down and dirty with a flower bed on the grounds of the State Capitol, head caved in. (We do all look alike.)

We worry that the Incurably Woke are not finished with State Sen. Carpenter, now that he is sponsoring legislation (with a Republican!) to make a felony the destruction of government statues. (“Tim Carpenter had it coming!“) The good liberal videotaped his own beating and that, the vanguards of A More Just Society cannot tolerate. He was TOLD not to video   commision of a crime.

Black coffee matters!

Caution to the wind, the Werkes recorded this video this Saturday morning 07-18-2020 at Helbach’s coffee shop in Middleton, Wisconsin’s “Good Neighbor City.” The Madison area’s perpetually aggrieved are incensed that Helbach’s attitude toward COVID-19 masks is, shall we say, somewhat lassez faire. But coronavirus concern is mere pretext. Review the short video attached and draw your own conclusions about whether COVID-19 masking (or not) is merely a convenient invasion beachhead for the overly Woke’s assault on America in general.

Some quotes from the tatted bullhorn lady support that hypothesis: “Do not support xenophobia, racism, and ignorance,” she blatted. Not exactly Dr. Fauci’s talking points, that.

Tatted Bullhorn Lady also accused the coffee shop of “Trying to force Christianity down everyone’s throat.”

⇒ That’s got to be some powerful cappuccinos they got in there! To our knowledge, entry into Helbach’s is voluntary. Her harassment of patrons was not — a subtle distinction lost on the SJWs.

Left: Squire Blaska; Right: Sen. Carpenter
It’s Carpenter you want, social justice warriors!

Blaska is questioned

Shortly after recording this video, Blaska was approached on the street and interrogated by the local gendarmerie.

Did you threaten someone with a firearm?” the police officer inquired of a (for once) speechless Blaska. At such moments, one frantically rewinds the Memorex but it unspools like an old fishing line, hopelessly fashimmeled.

Blaska did recall being asked under what scenario could the private security — hired to protect the coffee shop and its environs from the kristallnacht of boarded-up State Street — deploy their weapons. Your correspondent summoned up his long-ago Concealed Carry training and replied to the effect of “only under the threat of imminent physical harm.” Blaska believes he was asked if he was, himself, “carrying.” His standard response was “You do not want to find out.”

The police officer asked the same question of her suspect and received the same answer, then offered to expose his CCL permit card to the sunlight. The officer asked for the suspect’s home address, that not being printed on the business card handed her. No can do, officer. These people dox.

⇒ A well known criminal defense attorney witnessed my interrogation and handed me his business card. “You may need me,” he said.

Blaska’s Bottom Line: You want irony? The Defund the Police people are all too willing to call the police on people they hate. And hate, they do.

How miraculous is YOUR cofveve!


About David Blaska

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41 Responses to I am not Tim Carpenter

  1. westsidesue says:

    Blaska bravery. Going out for coffee, standing up to tatted “ladies”, who obviously have nothing better to do on a Sat. morning. Confused with Tim Carpenter???!!! How much crazy can one guy deal with in one day? Never short of amazing! And in Middleton!!! There’s something spreading here that’s a whole lot worse than Covid.

    Liked by 1 person

    • David Blaska says:

      I tried to throw them off my scent by pointing across the street and yelling: “There he is! It’s Tim Carpenter video recording us!” But they weren’t fooled.

      Liked by 2 people

      • pANTIFArts says:

        OR, y’all could have had a “Spartacus Moment”. I’M Tim Carpenter! I’M Tim Carpenter!! NO, I’M Tim Carpenter!!! Then all started chanting “Hands Up , Don’t BOOT!!!

        Liked by 2 people

  2. Normwegian says:

    One word…Twatwaffle, or it is Tatwaffle?

    Liked by 2 people

  3. Mr. Forward says:

    Are there pastries inside?


  4. madisonexpat says:

    Scratch a Leftie find a Lenin.

    Liked by 1 person

  5. Cornelius Gotchberg says:

    Glass half full?

    The insufferable morons are upping their game; no mispelled (sic) signs…

    The Gotch


  6. SilentMajority says:

    Nice boots.

    I think the backlash coming from this constant dumpster fire hose will be amazing. They want mask rules to (i) effectively create a second lock down for politics, (ii) put a face on a virus that sickens almost no one because politics, and (iii) prevent anti-mask laws from being enforced during mob/riot protests.


  7. Kevin S Wymore says:

    Couldn’t help notice in the video that one of the protester’s signs contained the phrase “cross to bare.”

    It’s our collective cross to bear that we have to read this stuff from people who pose as morally superior intellectuals. Woke they may be, but it sure seems that they missed the “bear one’s cross” lesson in Catechism.

    Liked by 2 people

  8. pANTIFArts says:

    I JUST CAN’T HAVE NOTHIN’!!! Without a steaming cup of stupid, racist, xenophobic, homophobic, HATE COFFEE – how will I start my day? Ask her if she has any suggestions how people are supposed to drink coffee with a MASK on ? (FYI – I don’t think she’s a REAL cowboy!!)

    Liked by 1 person

  9. Larsen E. Whipsnade says:

    Exactly “why” were you approached by a Middleton police officer? Did this attention-seeking woman with the bull horn claim that you had threatened someone with a firearm?

    Liked by 1 person

    • David Blaska says:

      One of them did. It’s part of the social justice warrior handbook under “H” for harassment.


      • dad29 says:

        Also under “L” for Lie Like Hell About Everything. That’s Jussie and dozens of others who were “noosed”, or had “racist notes” on their cars, houses, yada, have been playing the game for years. Hell, lying was the start of Roe v Wade.

        And THAT is a reminder that lies and murder are bedfellows with these terrorists.


  10. Mary says:

    I have the same question as Larsen.

    Are you saying that you’re the suspect? And why would the police officer offer to expose your CCL card in sunlight and give you a hard time?

    Liked by 1 person

    • Mary says:

      Ok, I get it, You offered to expose your CCL card. Still. Did you feel like the Middleton PD were professional and just doing their jobs, or did you feel harassed?

      Liked by 1 person

      • David Blaska says:

        I was harassed but by the protesters via the police. B


        • Good Dog,Happy Man says:

          Is it true, if you flash your white privilege card at Helbach’s Coffee Shop you get a 10% discount?

          Is it true that race cards are no longer accepted there?

          Isn’t that discriminatory?


  11. Mary says:

    Is this considered private property?


    • Cornelius Gotchberg says:

      Sidewalk/curb/gutter/roadway are city property, Helbach’s is private property open to the public.


  12. Pharmory says:

    This video is a spot on illustration of the cognitive dissonance we live in. A petty bully, shouting nonsensical verbal diaharrea, in support” of a mask mandate… Problem is she has no idea how to use her a surgical mask. Her nose is exposed, she keeps touching the mask to lift it up. Viral particles from her nose get on the outside of the mask, she then spews them far and wide by screaming into her bull horn. Her hands are also contained with nasal discharge because she keeps touching her snot covered mask. Clown world.

    P.S. If we were living in a functional society, we would have had a mask mandate back in January. Masks would be available free from dispensers on every street corner, along with hand sanitizer. And most importantly there would be posters about how to use the masks correctly. Without the latter mask mandates as we see then now are dumber then a bag of dumbbells.


  13. Bill says:

    I was there on Saturday morning as well and wondered why this person was ranting about racism and homophobia and such. Could not imagine what that had to do with coffee or masks or the coronavirus.
    Cannot for the life of me imagine why it is okay to get together with hundreds or thousands of others many who were not wearing a mask to protest the death of one man who didn’t even live in Madison let alone Wisconsin, smash in store fronts, loot, pull down statues, beat up people, extort business owners and fire bomb the city county building but it is not okay to go to a coffee shop and get a cup of coffee without a mask.

    Liked by 1 person

  14. georgeorwell says:

    I’m still waiting for someone on our side to show up with THEIR own bullhorn, and get right in the face of the commucrat’s hate-speech spewing, bullhorn harridans. In fact, I think about dozen or more would be even better. Everyone should get one. Some even have built in sirens. Now wouldn’t THAT be fun?



  15. Cornelius Gotchberg says:

    MSLSD’s Moron Savant Eddie Glaude on Friday’s Morning Joe:

    Liberty is now a word, a synonym, for SELFISHNESS AND SELF-INTEREST. (bolds/caps/italics mine)

    The Gotch is without words!

    The Gotch


    • Kevin S Wymore says:

      It used to be that self-interest, via the “invisible hand” of capitalism, was a vital tool for the overall interest. That part likely didn’t make it on cable news.


  16. Good Dog,Happy Man says:

    Brudder Blaska, thanks for the word, “fishimmeled”. I dig it, dawg.
    It pays to increase your vocabulary.

    Have you heard the word “baizuo” ?

    It describes this tat-stamped tool to a T. It’s a Chinese epithet meaning naive, ill-educated proglobotic parrot who preens and poses for holy pictures and advocates for peace and equality only to satisfy their own overgrown sense of moral superiority. A baizuo only cares about victimology, GlowBull Warming, social justice, LBGTQIA-EI-EI-O, illegal immigration; while being obsessed with political correctness to the extent that they try to make everyone conform to their Marxist/Leftist values for the sake of multi-cultist diversity.

    The Chinese see the baizuo as ignorant and arrogant Westerners, who pity the rest of the world and pretend that they’re the saviors of all mankind. In reality they’re just empty vapid vessels, but, nonetheless, usefool tools for spreading their poisonous, proglibocratic propaganda.
    At UW and the People’s Republic of Makistan, they’re a dime a dozen.

    Liked by 1 person

    • Cornelius Gotchberg says:

      “Have you heard the word ‘baizuo’ ?”

      Along those same lines, the Vietnamese call it Guan Fey, a pathetic weakness attributed to soft living.

      Neither’s intended as a compliment.

      The Gotch


    • dad29 says:

      In Russian, “Nekulturny”


  17. Batman says:

    An acquaintance of mine who is a social media junkie informs Batman that bullhorn woman is actually just trying to wrangle a date. Apparently this behavior is the latest craze that lefty females utilize when desirous of hooking up. Notice how she’s dressed.


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