Do not beat me!
Blaska feels it necessary to explain to people with bullhorns and more tattoos than a Marine regiment that we are not Tim Carpenter. It’s Carpenter you want, social justice warriors! Not Blaska!
The head groundskeeper of the Policy Werkes has logged too many trips around the sun and is lamentably lacking in melanin, very much like the good liberal Democrat from Milwaukee, last seen back asswards, down and dirty with a flower bed on the grounds of the State Capitol, head caved in. (We do all look alike.)
We worry that the Incurably Woke are not finished with State Sen. Carpenter, now that he is sponsoring legislation (with a Republican!) to make a felony the destruction of government statues. (“Tim Carpenter had it coming!“) The good liberal videotaped his own beating and that, the vanguards of A More Just Society cannot tolerate. He was TOLD not to video commision of a crime.
Black coffee matters!
Caution to the wind, the Werkes recorded this video this Saturday morning 07-18-2020 at Helbach’s coffee shop in Middleton, Wisconsin’s “Good Neighbor City.” The Madison area’s perpetually aggrieved are incensed that Helbach’s attitude toward COVID-19 masks is, shall we say, somewhat lassez faire. But coronavirus concern is mere pretext. Review the short video attached and draw your own conclusions about whether COVID-19 masking (or not) is merely a convenient invasion beachhead for the overly Woke’s assault on America in general.
Some quotes from the tatted bullhorn lady support that hypothesis: “Do not support xenophobia, racism, and ignorance,” she blatted. Not exactly Dr. Fauci’s talking points, that.
Tatted Bullhorn Lady also accused the coffee shop of “Trying to force Christianity down everyone’s throat.”
⇒ That’s got to be some powerful cappuccinos they got in there! To our knowledge, entry into Helbach’s is voluntary. Her harassment of patrons was not — a subtle distinction lost on the SJWs.
Left: Squire Blaska; Right: Sen. Carpenter
It’s Carpenter you want, social justice warriors!
Blaska is questioned
Shortly after recording this video, Blaska was approached on the street and interrogated by the local gendarmerie.
“Did you threaten someone with a firearm?” the police officer inquired of a (for once) speechless Blaska. At such moments, one frantically rewinds the Memorex but it unspools like an old fishing line, hopelessly fashimmeled.
Blaska did recall being asked under what scenario could the private security — hired to protect the coffee shop and its environs from the kristallnacht of boarded-up State Street — deploy their weapons. Your correspondent summoned up his long-ago Concealed Carry training and replied to the effect of “only under the threat of imminent physical harm.” Blaska believes he was asked if he was, himself, “carrying.” His standard response was “You do not want to find out.”
The police officer asked the same question of her suspect and received the same answer, then offered to expose his CCL permit card to the sunlight. The officer asked for the suspect’s home address, that not being printed on the business card handed her. No can do, officer. These people dox.
⇒ A well known criminal defense attorney witnessed my interrogation and handed me his business card. “You may need me,” he said.
Blaska’s Bottom Line: You want irony? The Defund the Police people are all too willing to call the police on people they hate. And hate, they do.