Progressives say the darnedest things!
“Just give us some free food and beer and we can end this now. You don’t want 600 people to come here and destroy your business and burn it down. The cops are on our side. You notice that when you call them, nothing happens to us.” — Devonere A. Johnson, the “Black Jesus.” (According to the criminal charge.) [Nice little place ya got here; too bad something should happen to it.]
“I have asked for Devonere Johnson, also known as Yeshua Musa’s, initial appearance before a judge to be expedited so he can be released on bail. I recognize that we need better options to de-escalate situations and offer restorative justice in our community.” — Soon to be recalled Mayor Satya Rhodes Conway (Progressive Dane) on the mayor’s official city website.
“As to the situation at Cooper’s Tavern, the police should have just explained to Devonere Johnson that there is no First Amendment in a private restaurant, and told him no more bats and bullhorn use in Cooper’s. They shouldn’t have even given him a ticket. … Yes, he technically broke the law, but it has to be judged in the current context and what the impact of arresting him would be for the safety of the overall community.” — Madison Ald Tag Evers (Progressive Dane) approvingly quoting an attorney friend.
“Remember when Sheriff Mahoney took a knee .. that shit was funny. … If this M-F* * *-er rally make you uncomfortable and we yell in your face to make you say Black Lives Matter. … Let’s move. Let’s go fuck some shit up.” — Sire Gq (aka Marquan Clark) “a person of interest” through a bullhorn in front of Cooper’s Tavern 06-22-2020. [Now that is some funny s * * *.]
Carpenter was unfortunately attacked after continuing to film against the protesters’ will. … As the night went on, two statues fell.— Rena Yehuda Newman – described as “a recent History graduate of UW-Madison.” [Because, gravity.]
“Stop looking for excuses to delegitimize the movement and start looking for ways to make the movement move. Unless you’re out in the streets *with us*, I do not want to hear your criticism of protesters’ behavior. You were not there. You did not show up for us when we needed you most.” — Andi Janeway. [Expect a visit if we do hear your criticism.]
“Very disappointed to see what happened to my friend Sen. Tim Carpenter … individuals can’t be reduced to collateral damage, especially those on the proper side.” — Lt. Gov. Mandela Barnes. [Yes, a real shame.]
“Hey David, shouldn’t your racist ass be losing a local election? Or making yourself look like white trash scum on TV? That’s what you’re good at, so its interesting seeing your cowardly ass offer any brain dead chickenshit thoughts on something important. Interesting as in pathetic and stupid, not actually interesting. Be careful if you ever work up the courage to come downtown again.” — firstname.lastname@example.org. IP #126.96.36.199 [Any time, any place.]
“Just because he was anti-slavery doesn’t mean he was pro-Black.” — University of Wisconsin student demanding statue of Abraham Lincoln be removed. [Maybe Al Sharpton?]
“I use ‘Forward’ in my UW-Madison classes to help students grasp how celebrations of conquest and white male domination became embedded within the daily fabric of American life.” — UW-Madison professor Walter C. Stern, justifying toppling the Miss Forward statue, a representation of strong women leaders. [Proctor of the UW School of Terrorism]
“The reality is Madison is the capital city of the most racist state in the nation.” — Ald. Tag Evers in a blog to his Vilas/Monroe Street constituency.
“While KG and Gregg have been released temporarily, Yeshua remains incarcerated. All three face severe, lifelong charges invented by a white supremacist police department to shut down resistance.” — Party for Socialism & Liberation, Madison.
Blaska’s Bottom Line: Fret not, the BLM crazies and their supporters at Progressive Dane are writing Part #3 as we speak.