Blaska spit into a cup; learns he is 1/1,024th liberal

Maybe now the social justice warriors
will let the Squire speak at school board meetings

Hey white boy, put down that tiki torch and answer this question: Oppressed anyone today?

Ruben_Mamoulian

1/1024th Insane

In today’s WI State Journal, self-confessed white man Anthony Brylski of Madison demands that white men do more to help others. These white men, he writes, “are happy to tell me how they’re the good ones who don’t oppress their neighbors but somehow they never actually help anyone.”

You mean, white men like Abe Lincoln, Albert Einstein, Louis Pasteur, Albert Schweitzer, Oskar Schindler, and Francis of Assisi?

“They designed our politics and culture to suit themselves so they feel free to police everyone’s behavior.”

Hear that Mike Koval and David Mahoney? Quit policing everyone’s behavior! Those 13- and 15-year olds who beat that woman on Odana Road and jacked her car? Don’t be so judgmental! (See “Juvenile justice system is failing.”)

Piercing the gathering gloom here at the Stately Manor, the Wall Street Journal this morning assures the indentured servants herein that “We’re all Native Americans now!”

Cowabunga, Buffalo Bob! 

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Princess Summerfall Winterspring of the Howdy Doody Show was on a stamp — in Mongolia. Someday, Elizabeth Warren?

We have the Democrats great white — no scratch that — Native American hope: Elizabeth Warren, Democrat of “Massachusetts” (an Indian word meaning liberal-progressive-socialist.)

Senator Warren spit into a cup and learned that she was between 1/64th and 1/1024th Native American, “after she had listed herself as Native American on federal forms filed by Harvard and Penn law schools where she had worked.” 

Which is about the same mash up as your average tiki-torch wielding, white American. Science finds that European-Americans had genomes that were on average 98.6% European, 0.19% African, and 0.18% Native American, according to a New York Times article titled (appropriately): “White? Black? A murky distinction grows still murkier.”

That means that red-headed Rachel Dolezal may very well be — at least, 1,024th sub-Saharan African-American.

Other

Like that Ancestry.com commercial: The lady says when asked her nationality, “I would always answer ‘Hispanic.’ So when I got my Ancestry DNA result, it was a shocker. I’m everything! … I would look at forms and wonder what do I mark because I”m everything, so I marked ‘Other.’”

Elizabeth Warren did not mark ‘Other’ on her form

The indispensable David French picks up the narrative in National Review:

[Elizabeth Warren] listed herself as Native-American on a key legal directory reviewed by deans and hiring committees. Former employers — such as the University of Pennsylvania and Harvard Law School — listed Warren as a minority faculty member. Harvard Law School even trumpeted her as the school’s first tenured “woman of color.”

Warren contributed to a Native-American recipe book called — I kid you not — “Pow Wow Chow.”

French notes that Harvard then was under immense pressure to diversify its faculty. Which is ironic because these days, Harvard is defending itself in federal court against charges it discriminates against other non-whites, namely, Asians.

“The Harvard pretense is that it is possible to favor one race without discriminating against others,” William McGurn writes today. 

Statement from the Cherokee Nation.

PrivilegeAn Asian-American applicant to an elite university has to score 450 points higher on the SAT to get in than a black applicant, 270 points higher than a Latino one and 140 points higher than a white one, a study has found.

Because back in the 1970s, the feds demanded even private schools parse out students by race and sex as a condition of the federal loans some of its students received. Hillsdale College (it’s in Michigan) said, basically, Screw that! and refused to take federal money. Hillsdale, McGurn notes, was the first college in the nation to declare itself open to all students “irrespective of nation, color, or sex.” It even refused an invitation to the Tangerine Bowl in 1956 rather than exclude its black football players.

Blaska’s Bottom Line: Or the feds could prohibit aggregating data by race.

One might hope all this foolishness will expose identity politics for the Marxist hoax it is. In the meantime, the indentured servants at Stately Blaska Manor are issued firm instructions. When they call police on that drug house up the street, be certain to report all races and all genders — even if only 1,024th male — just to stay on the good side of identity politics scolds like Anthony Brylski of Madison.

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42 Responses to Blaska spit into a cup; learns he is 1/1,024th liberal

  1. Gary L. Kriewald says:

    Poor Elizabeth Warren. Like so many before her, she walked right into Trump’s trap (probably because like all good liberals her snoot was stuck so high in the air she couldn’t see where she was headed). Her defenders are saying she took Trump’s challenge and won. In fact, if you look at the tape of Trump challenging her to take a DNA test, he says he’ll cough up $1 million if she can prove she’s Indian, not if she can prove she has an infinitesimal amount of Native American blood. And of course academia is united in asserting she never benefited from her bogus ancestral claims–despite Harvard “trumpet[ing] her as the school’s first ‘woman of color.” Right. Take a look at her photo, and the first thing that comes to mind is, “There’s a fine Native American woman.” Must be those killer cheekbones she inherited from her great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, grandfather Chief Spreading Bull.

    I always thought Massachusetts was an old Indian word meaning, “You earn ‘um, me take ‘um.”

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    • Tom Paine says:

      The entire discussion about racial composition is premised on the assumption of race superiority/inferiority. Why does it matter whether she is, or is not, 1/2, 1/4, .00000007 certified savage? What, Étienne Brûlé was her GGGGGuncle, as though cannibalism is still celebrated by “indians”? Like “progressive” tax rates, which are nothing more than the codification of financial bigotry, enough already. No more talk of racial purity.

      Hello. Johnny Nichols and Paul Fanlund, are you listening?

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  2. “Warren contributed to a Native-American recipe book called — I kid you not — ‘Pow Wow Chow.’ ”

    It should be noted that Elizabeth “Lieawatha-Fauxchahontas” Warren claimed her recipes were handed down over many moons from Squaw by campfire, and listed the contributor as: Elizabeth Warren Cherokee.

    Were they?

    Not exactly.

    Matter-a-fact, not only were they NOT handed down, they were lifted, as in plagiarized, purloined, & filched!

    Two from Pierre Franey (New York Times News Service) and one from a 1959 issue of Better Homes and Gardens.

    https://elizabethwarrenwiki.org/pow-wow-chow-cookbook/

    It gets worse.

    Her hubby entered a recipe (Native American favorite Oriental (?) Beef Stir Fry), and listed the contributor as Bruce Mann Cherokee.

    Perhaps MA is a Community Property state and Mann owns half of wifey’s BS lies?

    Anywho, this being FAR from over, whence regular Lefty apologist/blog slobberers @AnonyBob, @richard lesiak, & @hankdog/old baldy; leaving Tin Lizzy to twist in the wind?

    Perhaps @richard lesiak has a recipe for rancid pemmican-maize donuts?

    Ah Lefty; so <b<MUCH EPIC failure, so little time!

    The Gotch

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    • Gary L. Kriewald says:

      She must already be longing for the good ol’ days when Pocahontas was her only nickname. All this lunacy is a prime example of identity politics taken to its (il)logical conclusion.

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    • @richard lesiak;

      “I’m still living rent free in your head”

      Not exactly.

      Yer still living in that 200 sf Section VIII subsidized apartment after getting kicked out of a postage-stamp sized condo for being a sponging DEADBEAT.

      Look at the positive; pretty soon they won’t be able to shut off yer utilities because yer an idling wastrel.

      #Pathetic!

      The Gotch

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    • Gary L. Kriewald says:

      As for the plagiarism charges, she’ll be given a free pass by all those academics who would flunk one of their students for plagiarizing a term paper. Joe Biden’s career proves that if your a Democrat, passing someone else’s words off as your own is just a minor indiscretion–you know, like drinking too much beer in high school. Oh, wait ….

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  3. madisonexpat says:

    Next we’ll have Professor Warren of Harvard explain the high cost of a college education and how she earns $400,000 per year with handsome perks to teach one course per semester.

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  4. Poor Lefty, sad Lefty, eminently ButtHurt Lefty.

    But even the chapped-cheeked Lefty is monumentally pithed at Elizabeth “Lieawatha-Fauxchahontas” Warren for hijacking the narrative ahead of the mid-terms.

    democrats turn on Elizabeth Warren for distracting voters from the mid-terms with her claim of DNA proof she is partly American Indian

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6278605/Democrats-turn-Warren-distracting-voters-form-mid-term.html

    Lefty-n-Lefty porn; DIG IT!!!!!!

    The circular firing squad is locked-n-loaded!

    The Gotch

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  5. richard lesiak says:

    BAAAAHAAAAAHAAAA…”dangle from a beam”???? The repuks running woke up today to their great leader McConnell telling the country that those tax cuts aren’t paying for themselves and that Medicare, Medicaid and Social Security is on the table to be cut. You know they lied, gave all their rich friends and corporations a BIGLY cut, and now dear old dad will take it in the butt. Mitch took over in 2015 and the deficit is up 77%. Go around and run on that. “Ms Pukmir; if your elected will you vote to cut my grandma’s social security check?” Then watch her “dangle” on that.

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  6. An existence whose sanity hinges on how yer ideology (a FAILED one for Lefties) appears is an existence (SUBsistence, really) that is TRULY-n-UNEQUIVOCALLY a pathetic one.

    “if your (sic) elected ”

    When slobbered with hilariously unequaled illiteracy, so much the more!

    #Pitiable!

    The Gotch

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    • richard lesiak says:

      Gotrumpch.. Deflection and BS doesn’t go far. Pukmir is a bigly buddy of ALEC and has followed their orders on every issue. If the turtle and ALEC told her to vote to cut SS she would in a heartbeat. Oh wait; do they have hearts? Am I right?

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  7. richard lesiak says:

    Didn’t you get Dave’s memo about being civil?

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  8. Batman says:

    She doesn’t look like an Indian.

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    • richard lesiak says:

      Post your pic so we all can see if you look like a bat.

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    • @Batman;

      “She doesn’t look like an Indian.”

      Good reason for that…she ISN’T one!

      It’s worthy to note the Leftycentric Brainless Brigade (Slate, et al) spend much wampum sending up smoke signals in her defense.

      ‘Course their target audience, to whom fact-based reality is a mere sideshow, is eating it up like free rancid donuts!

      The Gotch

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    • AnonyBob says:

      Of course she doesn’t look like an Indian, she’s not from India. Nor is she red. If you’re referring to her now confirmed Native American heritage, I met many people in Texas with some NA blood. You couldn’t tell by their appearance. Do you get out much?

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      • Batman says:

        Didn’t know you were a Senator peace pipe fanboy bobo, although I do know you have a lousy sense of humor.

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        • @Batman;

          “Didn’t know you were a Senator peace pipe fanboy bobo”

          It’s a perverted Stockholm’s Syndrome kind of deal; Lefties are mandated to believe whatever pap they’re spoonfed regardless of how idiotically imbecilic and unmoored to any remote semblance of critical thinking it is.

          The condition has arisen after being unmercifully pummeled at the ballot box by a fact-based reality AND being required to defend an ideology that’s not only failed, but failed on a grandiose scale, everywhere it’s been tried.

          #Pathetic!

          The Gotch

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      • “If you’re referring to her now confirmed Native American heritage”

        Highfreakin’larious!!! Confirmed? By whom? Youse, Lieawatha-Fauxchahontas herself?

        The people youse met in TX; did they rip off AA and deprive someone deserving of benefits earmarked for, you know, like, someone that’s ACTUALLY Native American?

        It gets worse.

        Elizabeth Warren’s DNA claim inflames some Native Americans

        https://www.apnews.com/fbd21514284b461889161861a4161495

        Oy, who to believe; some in-the-tank clueless Lefty hack or bona fide Native Americans?

        Somewhere, Dr. Jonathan Gruber is smiling that smug, all-knowing smirk of someone that KNOWS he told you’s so!

        Good Gawd, it must SUCK to be a terminally gullible, eminently suckerable Lefty, am I right?

        The Gotch

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        • AnonyBob says:

          She doesn’t piss them off as much as the racial slurs Trump uses against her does.
          Sucks to be you.

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        • old baldy says:

          “But for decades, Trump denied this German heritage altogether, instead claiming that his grandfather’s roots lay further north, in Scandinavia. “[He] came here from Sweden as a child,” Trump asserted in his co-written book The Art of the Deal. In fact, his cousin and family historian John Walter told The New York Times, Trump maintained the ruse at the request of his own realtor father, Fred Trump, who had obfuscated his German ancestry to avoid upsetting Jewish friends and clients. “After the war,” Walter told the Times, “he’s still Swedish. [The lie] was just going, going, going.”

          Source: History.com

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      • old baldy says:

        For the life of me I don’t know what the fuss is about with Warren’s DNA test. She said she was part Native American, and the test proved she is. Is it enough to convince the trumpettes, of course not. But it is fact never the less. She always said that her family told her when she was a child that somewhere in a past generation there was a Native American ancestor and that appears to be true.

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  9. MSLSD has officially jumped the shark.

    MSLSD Analyst Defends Lieawatha-Fauxchahontas, Suggests Cherokee Nation is Raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaacist

    https://www.newsbusters.org/blogs/nb/kyle-drennen/2018/10/18/msnbc-analyst-defends-warren-suggests-cherokee-nation-racist

    Ah Lefty; so MUCH Epic Failing, so little time!

    The Gotch

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    • AnonyBob says:

      You certainly spend a lot of time on crap, so-called “news” sites. Don’t you work? Does your mother know what you’re up to down in her basement?

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      • @AnonyBob;

        “You certainly spend a lot of time on crap, so-called ‘news’ sites.”

        You mean like slate, HuffBlow, et al?

        “Don’t you work?”

        Do what you’s LUV, in my case bi**h**ap**g eminently bi**h**ap**ble career Lefties, and you’s’ll never work another day in yer life!

        “Does your mother know what you’re up to down in her basement?”

        Emulating Mensan Brain Trustee, the DELLS Donut Maker are we?

        Anywho, on the subject of news, it appears that Lefty’s new hero, Cory “Spartacus” Booker, has his own #MeToo moment to live down…or would be, live down low?

        BREAKING: Man Steps Forward with Sexual Assault Allegations against Sen. Cory Booker — With Lawyer’s Response to Gateway Pundit

        https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2018/10/breaking-man-steps-forward-with-sexual-assault-allegations-against-sen-cory-booker-with-lawyer-response-to-gateway-pundit/

        Looks like Spartacus got him some (heh!) mansplainin’ to do.

        Do men get to indict their accusers with the point of a finger just like Felony Fibbin’ Ford?

        The Gotch

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        • AnonyBob says:

          Yet another crap “news” site. Didn’t you acquire any critical thinking skills during your minimal schooling? And you won’t believe Ford, but you have no problem swallowing this. Hypocrisy much?

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  10. madisonexpat says:

    Ha! I love me some help on critical thinking from ABob and OB who found Blasy Ford and Stormy Weather, respectively “to be credible” and to believe Pocahonky has proven her NA ancestry. False, false, strike two and you’re out!
    Ford lied about everything with the sole possibility that she was assaulted by someone, somewhere, some year long ago.
    Pocahonky hired a guy to find indices that “suggest” she has a SOUTH American native gene. Her lie is her story that ‘in our small town my grandparents objected to my Dad marrying my Mom ’cause she was Cherokee and Delaware’. NOT Peruvian.
    Keep up the good work boys.

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    • AnonyBob says:

      You and your alternative facts. Find some credible news sources.

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    • @madisonexpat;

      Pokahonky” Dig it!

      @AnonyBob;

      Do the protestations of the Tribes, comprised of bona fide Native Americans, resonate at all, or are you just that freakin’ stupid?

      You just default to your trained seal slobbering of “fake news.”

      Serious question; will youse ever inhabit a fact-based reality again?

      It gets worse.

      “Cherokee genealogist Twila Barnes has discovered an August 17, 1906 article from the Muskogee (Oklahama) Times Democrat which states that John H. Crawford, the great-grandfather Elizabeth ”Lieawatha-Fauxchahontas Warren’s claims was part Cherokee, shot and probably mortally wounded an Indian who had attacked his son.”

      The article identifies Crawford as a “white man.”

      https://legalinsurrection.com/2012/10/elizabeth-warrens-white-great-grandfather-shot-an-indian/

      Ah Lefty; so MUCH terminally clueless ignominy, so little time!

      The Gotch

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  11. AnonyBob says:

    You guys absolutely love these highly partisan crank news sites that confirm your biases as you lap up every conspiracy they spew likes it’s gospel. Try exposing yourselves to some sources that at least attempt to be neutral.

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    • Awwwww, isn’t that cute; @AnonyBob thinks if he closes his eyes ALLLLLLLL the Inconvenient Truth will just go away.

      Appalling to all, am I right?

      GO AWAY mean news!!!! @AnonyBob, et al, have enough to worry about with
      *Cory Booker’s homosexual assault
      *Hillarity not going quiet into that good night
      *Pokahonky (H/T @madisonexpat) sabotaging the Lefty midterm narrative
      *Another President Trump SCOTUS appointment when RBG keels over one last time
      *Alexandria We Have Full Employment Because Everyone’s Working Two Jobs Ocasio-Cortez opening her mouth
      *A historically BOOMING economy
      *Hopey Changey being an international moron
      *Lefties creating MOBS while Righties create JOBS, ad infinitum ad nauseum.

      Hey; youse think convicted alcoholic felon Beto O’Rourke can get one of those Lieawatha-Fauxchahontas tests to show that it’s not just his name that’s Latino?

      The Gotch

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      • Hillarity: “EVERY SURVIVOR OF SEXUAL ASSAULT DESERVES TO BE HEARD, BELIEVED, AND SUPPORTED

        That means that this poor gent, from whom Spartacus forcibly solicited, and I quote, a Blowie, deserves to be heard, believed, and supported, am I right?

        #HimToo!

        The Gotch

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    • madisonexpat says:

      No.YOUR sites. The ones that inform you of the Blue Wave, Hillary’s certain path to victory, that 17 intelligence agencies can agree on something, Russians hacked the election etc.
      You know, the Acme Catalog.

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  12. madisonexpat says:

    I’m hoping Blue Wave Baldwin is taking Joe Crowley and Hillary advice, ‘Relax Tammy, we’ve got you 30 points up.’

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  13. AnonyBob says:

    Dave is “cleaning up” comments again. It’s his site. Line of reasoning?

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