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Category: Zohran Mamdani socialists

  • Hong & Bangstad for governor!

    Extremes win primary elections. Your irascible Head Groundskeeper is steepling his fingers like Mr. Burns in The Simpsons over the prospect that Kirk Bangstad, the deranged microbrewer from Minocqua, might enter the Democrat primary for Wisconsin governor. Bangstad is the nut case offering free beer for anyone who finishes the job started at the White…

  • Fiscal conservatives? In Madison?

    [ Insert laughing emoji here: 😜 ] Property tax bills gut-punched Madison WI homeowners by a year-over-year average 11.2% this winter but most local candidates remain focused on the niche interests of “under-served populations” in service of diversity, equity and inclusion — the gold, frankincense, and myrrh of uniparty progressivism.   Ol’ Sparky, our Eisenhower-era…

  • The definition of madness

    … is expecting different results. We have been approached by neighbors here in Madison WI — this time not with a cease and desist order. They’re seeking advice, strategies, or black helicopter ops in the cause of reversing the referenda authorizing our schools to blow by state spending limits by an additional $607 million. Best…

  • Whistle a stupid tune

    Madison goes all Minneapolis on immigration. Where is an unmarked police car not unmarked? In Madison WI. Where are undercover plain-clothed officers clearly marked as the constabulary? Here in Progressive Madison WI. Where can scofflaws speed off into the sunset unmolested? In Defund the Cops Madison WI — at least until unfettered police in nearby…

  • We’re hanging with Hong

    Our best hope to elect a Republican governor! We gave up on the Badger basketballers Wednesday night. They were down 35 to 15 when we switched off the 13-inch b&w Philco (SORCERY!) shortly before half time. We missed “fifth-year guard” Nick Boyd draining a two-pointer with one second before intermission. Our men in shorts continued…

  • Buckley led the revolution against Big Gummint

    that financed Tampon Tim’s ‘Learing Centers’ We’re trying to get our book club to read a biography of William F. Buckley Jr., who died 18 years ago this February 27 at the age of 82. The text of the book consumes 868 pages — too few, in this hero worshipper’s opinion. But the tome’s girth…